28 years old

>28 years old
>no wife and/or gf
>make only 65k and have only 80k in savings
>median person my age makes at least 90-120k with a masters degree and has at least 100k equity in a house and drives a 2017 or newer model of car and also owns a wife and/or gf

Who here /underachieving failure/

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80k in savings is solid

Go to the gym more, work out, and build confidence.

Its not too late.

>be me
>34
>no gf, wife or kids
>125k in assets, 0 debt
>feel like shit

>never had sex
>never had a job
>no college education
>no savings
>turned 40 a month ago

At least you're not like me user.

same

except only $20k net worth and its all on a hail mary stock

> median
> 90-120k with a masters degree and has at least 100k equity
Do you know what median means user?

>never had sex
>never had a job
>turned 40 a month ago

honestly at that point that's pretty based

Same except I make 35k a year, and have been fucked over a 60k position twice in the past two years (once due to interpersonal relationship, and one next week when I go back to work and my boss tells me my March promotion that was happening has been delayed cause of coronavirus)

I’ve made 10k off unemployment after paying monthly bills, I’m about to quit that job.

Sorry dude.
>39
>lost everything in 2017 crash coupled with long term uNemployment
>have young daughter
>earn 85k Australian a year
>no degree
>no gf for two years
>severely depressed
>no home no car
Yeah

having a daughter must be nice thou

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I'll buy her from you at fair market value.

So no net worth tomorrow

You forgot
>frog poster

no way the average late millen has a wife and house and 100k/yr lol

more like im already at the floor so to speak. there is nowhere to go but up. either i hover around $20k or the stock explodes and im up to $400k

>27
>have a fiancee who's finishing med school in two years
>Make 70k a year
>0 savings
>22k in crypto
>90k in debt due to student loans and 2020 car
>CoL is quite low for this poor as southern state.

Not in terrible shape but also not doing amazing either. Made a 3x, 5x, 8x, and 2x in crypto investments so far so feeling good. Just glad I found a woman who doesn't spend money all the time and will pull in 6 figs here in another 4 years.

>median person my age makes at least 90-120k with a masters degree and has at least 100k equity in a house and drives a 2017 or newer model of car and also owns a wife and/or gf
lol

>28 years old
>no wife and/or gf
>make only $11.25 before taxes (~3k to my name)
>living with parents for the 3rd (and hopefully final) time

At least I've been sober from weed for about 5 months now, longest streak of my life. And only fapped about ~60 times this year as opposed to everyday since I was 8or 9. Still get down, but Feels better than usual.

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I missed the last line until your post

>and also owns a wife and/or gf

My sides

>28
>no wife, no gf, but have fucked 9 women
>make $15k/year grad student stipend
>"fully funded" fine arts program earning an MFA
>already have another masters degree in a different subject
>$2k in savings
>$2k in stock market
>$40k in meme federal student debt from undergrad
>moved back in with parents while in grad school
>occupation: artist
>longest ever stint wagecucking was 1 month

I've invariably chosen a life of voluntary poverty at every turn in order to have the freedom to pursue my own interests. I have friends working at hedge funds, big consulting firms, corporate bankruptcy law firms, etc., and I wouldn't want to be them.

Buy my art, biz, my bags are heavy

Didnt even go past the first line or two. Ur that uk user arent you.

I feel the same
> 34y
> 165k
> 170k house
> Eurofag
> 24k salary
> never gf
> no debts
> 2010 car
> want to suicide

Yes whenever my depression lifts to appreciate that

Try living in UK. I make $40k a year and I have a master degree in STEM, 28 y.o.

I now work for myself in blockchain otherwise I'd be a lot worse off. Americans have it so fucking good.

where are you getting those numbers from, average 30 yo boomers are WAY more justed

Am I the only 30 year old failure making minimum wage here?

Imagine having money, being free and wanting to kys. What are you deficient in? Bad diet? No exercise? Ever have sex?

I'm 32
I work ~70 hours a week at my job for over 6 years. I started at 550/wk salary. After all this time, and many "generous" raises, my wage is legally just at about minimum wage if you consider I should be making time-and-a-half after 40 hours. I break my back, I burn myself constantly, and I put up with a ton of shit while people literally stand and stare at me working my ass off and criticize my every move. Someday, I'll finally start to break, and I'll get phased out while the next moron gets promoted into my coveted position

Bad decisions in my company (software) has been make me lose 50% in yearly earning. Now I are not doing nothing to change it.

Bad diet, sleep bad, feel old, watching too much porn

t. tech content marketing fag here. Maybe we could promote your software. Tell us more about it user.

Honestly at this point you should just start doing hard drugs

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>just turned 31
>make $23 an hour after self employment taxes but have a 25k/year income due to working low hours
>decided after just a couple of years that I'd literally rather die than work full time + commute so here I am
>52k stonks, 5k crypto scamcoins
>own a house worth 200k but was 75% a gift from mommy
>kissless virgin

Take the final blackpill. Nothing matters. Smoke weed, play vidya, play DnD with other /TG/ failures, coom to 2d. The /SIG/gers will get thrown in the same shitty nursing home death camp that I do the moment that they no longer provide value to their families. The difference is that I'll have had tens of thousands of hours of dopamine-rush fun while they were trying to push a boulder uphill.

Go to the fuvking gym. Hell you can even hire a trainer for your fat ass.

Get in shape and become more confident

that's actually kinda based desu

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Take the opium pill, user.

Based. Same reason I work from home and so does my Mrs.

Try and find a girl with similar interests if that's what you'd want dude and maybe travel a bit while working. You will make normies literally seethe and can maybe shill them dog shite products on your Instagram.

Idk where you live, but in my backwards flyover region, 65k goes a long way. Average person earns 18k a year according a 2014 report in my county

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Stop eating slop. Get some rice nigga.
Get a regular sleep schedule going. Use melatonin if you want.
Exercise

I do these three things so I don't kms living in a literal shithole in jogger America

80k net worth ain’t bad for mid-late 20’s. Hitting 100k by 30 will happen for you. 25 y/o here and pic related is my nw in stocks (after putting 50k down on a house a year ago)

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Travel where? Most places are expensive as fuck and the places that aren't (Central America, dirty parts of SEA, etc.) I feel like I'm likely to get left in a shallow roadside grave

yeah actually in america's I guess it's different. There's dirt, dirt cheap places in Europe user. Spain, Portugal, Croatia, Southern Italy, Poland (literally you'll be hard pushed to spend $100 in a week eating and drinking well), even places in France are pretty cheap. You could live a patricate lifestyle on $25k in eastern europe

And women in Europe seem way more based and down to earth than the american girls i've met

STEM is a meme lmao