Uhhhhhhhhh... I think I just became rich???? Wtf was it really this easy? I didn't check my portfolio for a fucking week because I can't trust myself to not trade on emotion. I quit my job this morning and cashed out. Holy shit.
Joseph Martin
Why did I listen to the "sky is falling" bears tell me the Fed is out of ammo? If it's out of ammo why am I ruined? Do any of them ever place puts or just type all that shit?? WHAT THE FUCK
sell my +220% wti x15 contracts worth 22k now or keep holding? fucking oil is such a rollercoaster
Blake Myers
this was the fed's last sell signal to investors. this was the last pump before the whales take profits.
Brayden Rogers
what bobo shit did you specifically listen to? that futures were blood red? we say that every night. no one said Fed is out of ammo. Fed has infinite ammo. you made a choice to listen to someone's shitpoast and you lost money today, simple as. youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4
Jaxson Jackson
Buy my INUV bags
Liam Rivera
I was thinking VOOG + QQQ.
Benjamin Butler
Nah you're good man. People won't irrationally sell off when things start turning a little green after doomsday posting all weekend.
Julian Robinson
Go to sleep
Jaxson Brown
Who here is still holding some green IVR and SSL bags? Fuck you dumbass bears
My predictions for tomorrow: >Papa Powell say bad thing Line go way down >Papa Powell say good thing Line go slightly down >Papa Powell say OK thing Line crabs Or PPT wakes up early and line go up
Charles Sullivan
I have everything in oil, should I get out before the speech?
i'm one of the bobos here every day and night. i specifically said futures are meaningless now because of QEinfinity and that we'll probably see green at open. which is what happened...
Isaiah Walker
>just found out the only penalty for overcontributing to TFSA is 1% of overcontribution per month >that's less than the lowest tax bracket for capital gains >even if invested in SPY during pre-corona bullrun, compounding beats the tax >literally no reason to not overcontribute at all times, triply so if invested in a 3x leveraged ETF Time to GIT RIIIIICH
Angel Rodriguez
Wasn't that friday?
Eli Jones
Why would you want to get 10% cagr when you could get 50% cagr?
Elijah Smith
Why would you say something so crass, boorish, and rude? I did nothing to provoke this uncalled for hostility. My sadness is immeasurable and my day has been ruined. I hope you're happy.
I had no idea this was coming, honestly. I was up 75% on TVIX this morning and am just shocked. Not mad really, not worried really, just shocked. It's insane.
I'm a long-term bear but even I don't believe that. Jerome will be downbeat and subtly pessimistic on the economy and will use the word "uncertainty" 37 times tomorrow. And that will be bullish because it means Congress will pass more stimulus.
Seriously what can Jerome say that will moon the markets any further, we were already anticipating QE Infinity, buying corporate debt was not a surprise. Democrats are going to tear him a new anus tomorrow.
Ryder Torres
Hint:
>The Bobos are speculative Redditors who have like $400 in their Robinhood account and just LARP about the sky falling 7 days a week while they live off unemployment benefits
I know plenty of people like this. They LARP about the sky falling because they're too afraid/poor to put their money where their mouth is (also, they don't have any money, because they're fucking retarded)
I have nothing but disdain for poorfag bobo redditors LARPing about the next happening. >muh memevirus! >muh nigger riots! >muh print money brrr haha lol!
Should I sell my 10 shares of FRT I bought at 68? They're all I could afford at the time, and theyre up about 50%.Im about to add another 3k though, so was debating my split between TQQQ, TSM, and WKHS. Maybe some cash for the CHK meme. If you're going to ask if I'm easily influenced by random posters, the answer is very much yes.
Luis Howard
You and me both buddy. I hasd some nice gains going with TVIX. But I think we'll see a reversal after Powell talks and they'll come back..
Joseph Richardson
Hello I'm a europeon retard and I made up this cookie cutter portfolio to get started with investing
75% MSCI World, 10% MSCI Emerging Markets and 15% MSCI World Small Cap.
Is it a good idea if I dont want huge returns in exchange for some resilience? Looking to cash out in around 15-20 years
My entire life is riding on this now. He MUST tank the market. Even if just for an hour. Even if just for ten minutes. I'll be ready. Everything I've ever done is coming to a head. Holy shit what the fuck do i do i gotta get out of here
Dominic Rodriguez
rude!
Asher Sullivan
Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Blake Robinson
holy shit I made more in after hours than I did during the day. Imagine being a bear during this shit lol
Colton Roberts
im matt stonie and this is the 50 big mac challenge
I saw something about the government trying to encourage manufacturing jobs to help make up for the totally decimated entertainment/hospitality sectors. I highly fucking doubt a bunch of bartenders and line cooks are going to jump at the opportunity to sit on an assembly line
lol ok if you want to invest in pajeets and brasiliano cell phone providers go ahead ill be getting rich the easy way
Alexander Perry
/ourjew/
Jack Gomez
>futures matter except when it's not in my favor
Daniel Young
Portnoy is pretty based for being a jew desu
Jordan Sanchez
Line cooks basically are an assembly line but bartenders are prissy little bitches usually.
t. restaurant manager
Connor Adams
t. R*ddit.com
Carter Jenkins
Because I knew you held when you should have sold, and I know that because you are me. The gap up tomorrow is gonna kill me.
means nothing, he's floated this for his whole presidency. And right now the atmosphere is so polarized that that bill would be amended a crazy amount of times before it passed and would take an equally long amount of time to impact the economy.
Oliver Turner
link?
Jacob Kelly
I'm fucking pissed
I bought gold on Thursday at opening. It fell all the way down until this morning where I couldn't take it anymore. Less than 5 min after it starts pumping. Had I hold it I'd get back that money I lost. I feel like I'm destined to misery only
>he didn’t buy SPY calls when it dropped to 296 this morning
ngmi
Leo Wilson
Bobo here I’m not feeling so good just gonna close my laptop and lay in bed see you guys in the morning ughhhh why did I have to go short with this kind of momentum and the fed printing money ad nauseam why am I so fucking stupid I read 4 books on investing and watched hundreds of hours worth of YouTube videos why am I so dumb I hate myself I’m a stain on my family legacy my poor mother fucking god damn it piece of shit stock market if I did literally nothing for the last 3 months I would have more money than I do now fucking god damn it
Luke Smith
Thats the penalty, on top of income tax which they will charge.
Either way, you think they're going to love working at the bolt factory? Sounds like a lamebrain politician idea, they could just keep literally tossing money into our pockets
christ user you gotta stop telling the market what to do and go with the flow
Brandon Sullivan
not your personal financial advisor niggercunt
Logan Russell
Why did he do it, bros?
Ethan Clark
as weak as the fundamentals of the economy are, i'm becoming a bull. there's literally no way the average person could fight the fed. this system is so fucked and disconnected.
Benjamin Jones
NBEV / U.S securities and exchange Commission contacted me regarding voting. What do?
I've noticed that KR tends to go up when SPY goes down, which is weird since it's part of SPY.
Grocery stores are immune to recessions. When people don't have an income, pretty much the *one* thing they *have* to spend money on is food. Grocery stores are immune to COVID. They're essential businesses. Grocery stores are immune to China trade wars. They sell perishable food mostly sourced locally.
Look up the CEO Rodney McMullen. He started at the bottom. This is company has good leadership. KR's PE is 15.73, not a meme stock and not yet inflated from Jerome's green dildo. KR has consistently has increasing dividends per share quarter over quarter.
ir.kroger.com/quarterly-results >Kroger's fourth quarter 2019 ended on February 1, 2020. Holy fucking shit this is RIGHT before all the hoarding began. These next earnings FULLY ENCAPSULATE all of this year's madness. I'm scaling back my own shopping so I'm buying cheaper stuff at Kroger. What do I see in the aisles? "Due to heavy demand we are low on stock on this item. We are in talks with our suppliers" Blah blah.
I'm telling you KR has been a huge sleeper while everyone plays with meme stocks. These earnings the day before the quad witching are going to be epic.
