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BOBOS ABSOLUTELY POWELLED EDITION

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain (embed)
nhentai.net/tag/mating-press/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener (embed)
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com/

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First for unending pump n dumps

>RH moved my day graph up so that it looks green so I wont kill myself
good job, bros

I fucking hate this market, it’s not fair that robinhoodies are inflating it and preventing it from crashing. There needs to be a serious SEC investigation.

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I'm rich! Again!

Brrrrr

Priced in?

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> It should be illegal to trade stocks when I want the market to go down

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You did buy the obvious dip, right Bobo?

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I’m so tired, bobros...

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I just sold my GNUS for a big loss, so enjoy the moon mission today boys.

It’s happening

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Should I put a large position on GNUS because of this Fed Pump???

I just made this WORK OF HIGH ART.

What do you guys think?

No. I have missed it and now in pain.

But I will not miss the next one.

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SSL back up near 10 aftermarket, what do you think, rise or fall after close?
Trying to time a profit take

Seething bobos give me so much joy.
>betting against the BRRRRR
>betting against the biggest economy in the world
>betting against the most business friendly administrationin history
>betting against America
>betting against me

What the fuck were you thinking?

It is sadly accurate. I’m done fighting the Fed. I want in on this Ponzi scheme

Are 3x ETFs safe to long term hold? Looking at SOXL

>TFW you never go over %2 into any position.
>TFW you haven't finished accumulating yet.
Man I'm glad the markets going up, but I kind of wanted it to tank a little more.

LMAO get fucked bearfags!

BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL

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Here you go, fren:

>is2.Zig Forums.org/k/1592306802892.jpg

Robin Hood and it’s users aren’t doing shit to the market.

Due to their very nature, no, they are not a long term hold.

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OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I don't get it
But my stocks are up and I'm buying

Jerome on CNBC? Could the rumors be true?

There are 2 types of people:
Those who read headlines
Those who read

I like it user

>retail
>inflating anything
dum dum

No, the collapse if the underlying assets drop too fast. All losses are 3x too.

This day is so perfect for day trading....what a blessing.

>next one

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Depends on the ETF. I've been holding SOXL and NAIL since the March crash and got into DFEN last month. I'm confident in all 3 of those as long holds. The gains will outpace the decay.

Just made a thousand on my calls. Time to blow it on SPY puts?

No. You never hold these for the long term.

give me one good reason not to dump it all in Norwegian

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Great day to be holding these DFEN calls with the China Vs India stuff heating up

Any good calls/puts to buy early morning? We thinking UP, we thinking DOWN?

not as 100% of your shit
maybe 25%, 50% if you have balls and think stuff will go up forever
and then don't forget to rebalance if they gain a lot, because otherwise a big dump day can make them lose a lot

you might be sad for a few months but then itll make money

How did you sell before market open?

"Every issue in the market is robinhoods fault"
AND OTHER HILLAROUS JOKES YOU CAN TELL YOURSELF!

Thank you frens

>SOXL long term
Works for me

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Aaaaah save me Powell! Save me Oyashiro-sama!

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based

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Too early to rush into Puts, if you wanna trade the momentum at least wait for the speech

Should i exit all markets before powell begins to open his mouth?

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when bulls are too cocky buy puts when bears are too cocky buy calls

When is SEC fining the shitposter.

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im selling in the first 30, im gonna watch all day and buy again, my pre market has already started dipping I feel its going to dip again on open

just came to say my 320 strike spy calls should print. all my energy ceqp ssl hlx ois nblx will print.

get fucked for not listening to me yesterday.

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Based Rika-poster

the question is how do you get the market to behave the way you want it to? psychic powers? maybe regulate robinhood kids out of existence?

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Heil'd

If you hold the stock for under a year and then sell you pay higher taxes. Im pretty sure you also get no tax breaks if you do it with the same stock.
Taxes are the number one killer of realized gains. That's why it's so much better to just go long on a great company that you buy at a great price. Hell, even buying a great company at a not so great price is better than constantly buying in and selling out. Give yourself some time. It's fun to fuck on SMG but you need to understand this is a meme board and people are going to over hype small corrections. I mean it was ridiculous how people were freaking out over a measly 5% drop. Real investors don't give a fuck about swings like that, it's just volatility.
If you're really that new I would suggest just DCA'ing (dollar cost averaging) into the S&P500 and being done with it until you get a better idea of what you're doing. Or DCA 50% and actively invest the other 50%.

Only thing RH is doing is pumping a literal bankrupt stock

If you guys want in on the dexamethosone train, look at MLY and ENDP, maybe ABBV, not sure on that last one yet.

stock market and jobs sounds like a cool movie

>he's never met a time traveler

robinhood/retail literally has no move in the market. if you truly think this, low iq. you are along for the ride, understand that dummy. youjump on and ride it one way or the other. all you can do.

OPEN I NEED TO SELL MY FUCKING CALLS THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

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>opportunity cost
sure you can make 50% on an airline in 3 years, or you could make 15% on another stock by the end of next week with the money instead

some stonks have extended trading hours, but you can only sell if there is a buyer

>stonk
Call me when the OP isn’t a redditor. Hopefully the next thread.

What happens to bullposters on days like last Tuesday where the market takes a shit?

>What happens to bullposters on days like last Tuesday where the market takes a shit?
We buy more for the next leg up

No they aren't?

going all in on RTX

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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOOMPING????

None of them are even close

I mean posting, not buying.

we play vidya

I bought a tiny bit of KO after seeing it pushed in these threads so often

fuck off

You didn't bet against America, did you /smg/?

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Someone else here actually reads I see. Malkiel specifically.

which stonk?

options trading isnt available outside market hours you retard

Double down, he’ll I tripled down and now I’m up over 20% on my portfolio

Call me when you're not a fucking newfag

threadly reminder that warren buffet bought PNC and you should too

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All in on RPRX

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WKHS has been killing it lately. The EV hype still going strong. That EV Mustang looks like absolute shit though.

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dot getting ready for opening, again

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I bought some TVIX, good idea bad idea?

>t.

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>America is on fire
>Half our country wants to overthrow the entire system for communism and seemingly the other half either secretly wants it or doesn't care
>The disease is finishing up the first wave down south, second wave isn't even here
>The country is bankrupt

HOW CAN I NOT BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION AT HAND!!?? We're entering the beginning of some sort of global SHTF neo-dark ages where tons of people are going to horribly die or be enslaved and no one cares to prepare for the inevitable.

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should I also sell them at a loss?

Hold on let me get my binoculars

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

NOOOOOOOO
I BOUGHT PFE!!

I did, I'm sorry. Another stimu check please.

Didn’t he say the same thing last week before a huge dip

WAS GOING RED PART OF YOUR PLAN, BOBO?

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They didn't hire me and only offered a salary in the 40k range anyways so they can go to hell. I'm not giving them a dime.

first rule of Zig Forums newfag

Unironically Dexamethason is a confirmed drug against corona, BUY HEALTHCARE

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My % rule is 4% unless its an etf. 2% low af, but hey to each his own. I'm also 50% broad market etfs tho.

>Half our country wants to overthrow the entire system for communism and seemingly the other half either secretly wants it or doesn't care
You should try being not retarded.

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>The Witcher
Explain how thats related.

A post last thread
>For short term gains (holding a stock less than a year) capital gains are taxed as regular income, in whatever bracket you're normally in.

What does that mean for a neet?

I’m thinking today is the day I dump ual

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>have 315 6/19 SPY calls
>thought that for once I might be able to sell my options ITM
>futures pushing the price down below 315 again
>probably a drop at open

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Hodling SPY 316 calls that I bought for very cheap, but am very nervous. What do anons? Do I sell at open or hope we moon all day

Powell + retardo RH noobs name a more powerful combo?

I'm not watching opening bell. Go out and buy cigarettes, may as well kill myself slowly.

I don't cuz I can start building short again
Bad

WHAT DO I BUY TO RIDE THIS PUMP?

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That would be a shame, flights to China are back on the menu

Gonna enjoy those IVR divvies next week bros, not sure if I’ll keep it after that point though.
>unironically bitching about fairness in the fucking stock market
Get brrrr’d on asswipe.

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>HOW CAN I NOT BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION AT HAND!!??

quit watching cable news, even cnbc.....just follow the market

What's the fucking point buying individual stocks at such low weights? If you pick a 100% gain your portfolio only moves 2% lol

well i made 2 dollars so shows what you know

Naive idiot, enjoy the hell that is you were complicit with.

you should've bought when bobo thought he killed the bull last week

>he believes artificial news narratives and masonic rituals
Lol

If you’re in profit, sell. Do not ever regret gains no mater how much higher something will go. You will NEVER EVER be able to perfectly tune the top of ANYTHING so don’t even think you’ll be able to.

Mcep. Get in below $6.50 and sell at $12 then thank me

that's pretty bullish. praying for you before expiry

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Back to r/stonks you stupid reddit faggot

thanks to the op i jacked off to mating press hentai

They're god-tier long-term. I highly recommend SOXL. However I suggest DCAing in in case of an upcoming further crash. 100% in 3x ETF is pretty safe (especially because lmao breakers) and has an excellent reward profile long-term. I would also reduce the investment % in a 3x ETF over time to avoid a flash crash killing all your gains, and going all in after every crash.

>South Korea says North blew up liaison office as tensions rise

>China vs india border

not feeling well, but im gonna stay in oil

Unironically Shell

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Quadruple checked. OP confirmed newfag r*dditor

Not really. Just shows you could've made 4$ playing with sp etf instead of vol

Literally fucking kill yourself

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>Coronavirus: Dexamethasone proves first life-saving drug
it's over, bears
humanity won
don't bet against America

Bullish indicators

Thank you kind friend, this is what I needed to hear. I’ve been sad over missed potential profits and your words are very reassuring. I dedicate today’s gains to you

My hands are shaking. Hold me bros

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NYSE the bell has vr
screw you nerds im living in the future

>buy high sell low

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POW

POW

POW

POW

POW

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HERE COMES THE DIP GET READY

agreed shalom

Why not open an account and quit complaining. It's too simple to use, you sacrifice accuracy so always check with secondary source for specific prices and changes. You can even give me a free share of Macy's ^•^ Thanks
join.robinhood.com/shawnj765

I'll be banned now, so see y'all in 3 days, I'm off to dip my penis in a fine chablis.

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youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

1 minute girls

>secretly wants it or doesn't care
Secretly wants it, or isn't allowed to do anything for fear of death or destruction of life and livelihood.

Yikes, go back to reddlt

STOP FUCKIN SELLING

If you'd just bought stocks on election day 2016 and smoked ciggs every day until now you'd be up 30%
stepping out for a smoke is always the best course of action

Stop watching CNN you fucking idiot. Nothing serious is going on, its just all blown out of proportion because blood sells newspapers.
>the 0.26% mortality rate disease (this % includes overreported deaths attributed to beerflu for people who died of TERMINAL CANCER and GUNSHOT WOUNDS and the COMMON FLU)
>nogs nogging as usual surprises you
>the world standard peg for every market/currency that is used as the "risk-free rate" is bankrupt
>money is real
You are just smart enough to be a fucking idiot.