/smg/- stock market general

diaperchad meme edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
rearz.ca
us.abuniverse.com
tykables.com
bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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why line down

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l m a o

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so I should sell all my airlines in September right? before the lay offs?

line go all kind of way

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hold hold hold

Buy WFC calls. Wait until early next week. You've been warned

I would be more concerned about July earnings. All of them do earnings that month. Most starting on the 20th.

DESPITE BEING 14% OF....

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Absolutely. These fields should be defunded (no government-backed loans for example), for the good of naive young students like I was.

schiff is smart but has a timing problem

actually all forms of loaning money should be banned and its a way for rich people to exploit poor people called usury

prices of colleges and houses and cars would all drop so average people can afford it with a job

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>gold once again tracks the market, same with buttcoin
>start seething into boomer facebook rants
Classic

>diaperfags ruin yet another thread

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>These fields should be defunded (no government-backed loans for example)
If people just paid for their own fucking education you wouldn't need a radical solution like this.

Hifumi was best girl and didn't get nearly enough screen time.

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line do macarena on cruise ship
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Welcome to the party. You're just in time for the 2020-2031 stock market rally. Just don't do anything stupid like listening to HTZ retards or day trading and you'll be fine.

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Based
Cringe

I should not have this fetish.
Stupid Zig Forums.

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you gonna get outta jets then?

twitter was so much better than the fucking TV news or normie internet news for the first day (or two?) of the rioting. Fucking FOX and MSNBC isn't putting their reporters and camera teams out there in that shit. Zoomers with cellphones and twitter live shit were in it.

>V was the worst offender.
but V sold off all its gains today...

get more news from financial podcasts instead.
polkucks will shout me down, but the economist daily briefing is good, and the longer one (The Intelligence) and the weekly one (Editor's picks) are great IF you're interested in the story. Sometimes it's about the overthrow of the corrupt government in Wazirastan or whatever and you just check the summary to see which stories you actually want to listen to.

Also, Numbers by Barron's and the FT News Briefing (every morning), Morgan Stanley's Thoughts on the Market (Every time it's Mike Wilson or Andrew Sheets), and some other shit like Marketplace by NPR thrown in there. That'll get you right sorted.

>i go on JSTOR and find books/articles
he doesn't read anything but Zig Forums, what the hell are you suggesting academic journals for?

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>debt is bad
Let's keep it going ktarts. literally one of the most powerful (and potentially most virtuous) tool to ever exist should be banned.

Here, airline earnings dates for July:
>Air Canada July 31
>AAL July 24
>DAL July 9
>UAL July 21
>LUV July 23
>ALK July 23
>ALGT July 22
>SKYW July 23
>JBLU July 28

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Sexualising family members is a sign of significant mental disturbance.

Sexualising children is a sign of significant mental disturbance.

Fix yourself.

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Schiff: "Your dollars are about to become worthless! Only gold will maintain value! You need to panic right now! Luckily, I have a solution. You see, I have plenty of gold. I'll exchange my valuable gold in return for your worthless cash. I sure am giving you a good deal."
honestly i kinda respect him
he reminds me of the Wizard of Oz
i bet hes great at parties

Somewhat but not really. Gold did way better than SPY in last 10 years.

Sexualising infancy is a sign of significant mental disturbance.

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>you gonna get outta jets then?
I already did. That 30% or whatever it was drawdown stopped me out along the way down. Ain't taking no -30% drawdown on no trade no nevers. I'll be back in on the next buy signal.

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no learn history dude

noble christian whites could not loan money at interest by following the bible and only jews could

and it allowed jews to gain power and now we have megabanks today where they have taken complete control of society

a bank is supposed to be a vault with your gold in it so you dont get robbed

not all powerful megalodon entities that run society and loan out fake money with interest to take money from poor people

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Any suggestion on where to paper trade, preferable something that doesn't want me to sign up an account?

You're joking, right? You can't be really this dumb?

the news won't be good, but surely the prices wont drop down to March levels. r-right guys?

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Try spending some time in the diaper aisle. I got so fucking tired of looking at stupid babies and that smell when I was a stocker at Albertsons.

>Welcome to the party. You're just in time for the 2020-2031 stock market rally. Just don't do anything stupid like listening to HTZ retards or day trading and you'll be fine.
Im neither new here, nor do I just own 10k USD.
Im talking about the other user who is just starting out apparently.

Im just saying some people here act quite rude when someone is trying at 8k or so, even though they are trying their best.

Except pennyshitters. They should all be gassed.

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just use a fricken pen and paper, breh...it's called paper trading for a reason.

Nothing wrong with trimming your exposure before earnings. I do so frequently and rarely regret it.

use real money, paper trading doesn't work.

NIO keeps going up. It was at 7 dollars today what the fuck.
It's doing way better than tesla. Should I fomo in?
Asian markets seem bullish.
Only the west is squeamish

>but V sold off all its gains today...
I woke up at 4pm CET today when it was at 198 or so.
I sold everything just 5 mins before the big dump because sleepy me was suspicious about the big move.

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>autistic chick poster is also an anti-semite
not surprised desu

Maybe you agree with what Schiff is saying, but Schiff doesn't agree with what Schiff is saying.

yeah no

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what if I sexualize you

What's the best stocks for short-term right now? (not day trading)

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>Except pennyshitters. They should all be gassed.
Seems like all the penny stock fags have moved onto shitcoins.

humpf, jack is so perfect.

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idk, the other user brought up JSTOR. I mentioned NBER.
>get more news from financial podcasts instead
I prefer WSJ to the economist, but i really only look at headlines and do a quick skim for numbers unless the subject matter of the article is more big brained and really can't just be some kind of stupidity. The only podcast i've been able to listen to is In Our Time. I'll check out that daily brief or Editor's picks.

>here's my argument.
>dah bibble
>liquidity? that's a bad thing.
>employing capital more efficiently with fiduciary capacity? (which it isn't at the moment) that's impossible.

CEQP SSL OIS PVAC HLX

and I work at CATM so buy it bc its going up. glad I bought in at 23 monday morn.

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Might have to rewatch new game

Ok, you're right. 10y was just a random number out of my ass.

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>Fucking NIO
Jfc
Buy in if you think the commies will give them money in the future, do not buy in if you think the Chinks might drop it.

Yeah. You see less and less of them here.
Or after the great influx in january some people have lost all their money/became wiser and no longer gamble on CumshitdiaperTherapeutics.

Isnt their also a general for them?
Nothing beats the Sabers

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I hate the Zig Forums posters but most semites are not jews, jews actually tend to be anti-semtic ironically.

ya liquidity is horrible thats why you have mega corporations

hurrr lets just invest all this money into a company which hasnt earned it yet

now we have elon musk building cgi rockets tricking everyone into thinking that space exists

because morons like you wanted to destroy every small business and destroy competition

if every business was private and had to build from the ground up it would be a lot different

and a lot better world

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Use your brain, man. Where does he get the gold from? What does he pay? What do his private customers pay?

>Fighting against the demiurge
Good luck brother

you sure?

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>now we have elon musk building cgi rockets tricking everyone into thinking that space exists
you should get a trip so we can filter you.

>being this upset over a meme about people wearing diapers and trading stocks
Get fucked retard

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Yes. I am all knowing

welp its not my fault if you havnt figured it out by now, were living in clown world. and likely if you only wage cucked your whole life you havnt even scratched the surface.

if you think coronavirus is a real virus then i already reduce your IQ to a npc level of a negro

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>footures green as fuck
i am financially......bruined

Would Tesla be part of a Black Lives Matter index?

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buddy.
>people use debt bad and it creates systemic problems
>therefore no one can use it
>guns kill!
>no more guns@!!!1112!

Also:
>all corps are fucking TSLA and AMD (both literally have bright futures maybe ZM and SNAP are better here)
>what are barriers to entry

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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@19761803
coronavirus is real, it's not particularly dangerous unless you're a fat fuck or an old fuck or a fat old fuck.
mental illness is also real get some help.
don't reply to me.

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level of mumu smugness: extremely high

When I overcook my chicken and have to eat it like an animal without sauce because I forgot to buy some, this is white supremacy.

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you can loan money to your son or your friend or your neighbor for free

loaning at interest is called usury and its a sin from the bible because now youre exploiting your money to take advantage of a poor person

it should be outlawed completely in a just world.

also guns there should be no restrictions on firearms at all

why do you think im a liberal? hell no

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just dont read posts where you see a gook in the thumbnail, its that easy. he doesnt care about anything he is typing, purposely posts wrong information and stupid shit to start an argument, and i honestly doubt he even trades or invests in any way at this point. just posts to see himself posting. a pitiful existence

elbow nipple

>"""""""""""from coronavirus"""""""""

It's literally a case of "the boy who cried wolf." All these fucking faggots cared so much until they threw it all away because protesting against the police was so important.

Now they're back to crying about the virus, and nobody gives a shit anymore. They can fuck right off.

stop poasting this beautiful gookess makes me wanna coooooooom

i mean it's flat as far as I'm concerned. at midnight tonight we get a better feel and obviously in the morning pre market.

I want a green day though. I want to see zero red the rest of the week.

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