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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain (embed)
nhentai.net/tag/mating-press/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
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>Suggested books:
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>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com/

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First for what the fuck is going on here

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Fuck off japanese weeboo

Fuck anime

bros........... im scared........... is this the rugpull........?

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Two circuit breakers tomorrow, the full retrace by Friday EOD. Perfect opportunity to sell low, buy high.

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BIG RED DILDOS

it's nothing you fucking retard and other retards
if it was real futures traders would have already dumped and sold

We are already in GFC 2: Corporate Debtaloo. The reason we are in this meme 'kangaroo market' is because investors have not decided whether the USD will be sufficiently devalued in time for when everybody admits the emperor is naked. Some people think there will be a crash beforehand, others think Jerome's printers will catch up first. The important thing is, NOBODY thinks these companies are worth the prices that are being paid for them today.
I won't give financial advice because I honestly have no idea what is going to happen. There will be mass poverty and unemployment, and assets will be worth more than they are now in 2-3 years time. Those are pretty much the only certainties.

Wiould somebody pay me to shit post anonymously on Internet forums to drive traffic? I’m pretty good at it, I promise.

From last thread: could be that stocks were artificially inflated by someone putting up orders are inflated price, but the farce is no longer being maintained as someone lapped up the last of the fake valuated orders.

Fuck YOU

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Doombull here.
Accumulating TQQQ and TMF. Devising a method to siphon profits into inverse USD (Gold or Krones, for example).
The economy is right proper fucked and the only choice is the markets for all this money.

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Based

dont spread this fearmongering bullshit, we dont know if that price is real. Im a fucking bear and im scared

should have named this thread coping bears general

are these stocks just the first ones to show the cracks? like there's a veneer of artificially high stock prices? wouldn't people with level 2 be able to see this before?

this is fascinating.

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>There will be mass poverty and unemployment
Why though? People want to live a good life, which forces us to always advance. What makes you think they just give up and start living like this is post-soviet russia?

he bought? dump it

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How can it not be real when it's on nasdaq?

BEASTARS IS THE BEST ANIME OF THE CURRENT YEAR

the boomers reign has gone on long enough

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Nice Menhara thread

WAKE UP!!!!
WAKE UP AND DRINK THE COFFEE!!!!

there's no fucking way...
someone executed a deep ITM call or something and it happened on a smaller exchange and got reported after hours...
It's not legit.

free up who for more debt? The company to issue debt? I don't see how the fed buying it from another creditor frees up the company to issue more debt.

w-what?

based

I FORGOT TO BUY TMF TODAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Somebody panic dumped asset managers I guess. Insider info? Why right now?

This looks pretty artificial, not sure if it has anything to do with the massive drop. Please tell if it isnt artificial

>t. brainlet

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Redemption incoming. I need to get above break even, I'm under contract to buy a house in northeastern PA and my RH dollars are going to become most of my spending dollars in about six weeks

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>someone executed a deep ITM call or something and it happened on a smaller exchange and got reported after hours...
That wouldn't affect the stock price like that. The volume is 1, not a multiple of 100, for one. You can't exercise options after hours, for two. It's not based on a random exchange, it's options clearing house at all times, for three.

it says the volume is 1, thats what has me confused

doesn't matter what people wants, what matters is how the money moves. the money moves in ways known to no one, and its movements are not able to be controlled by anyone.

Bears can dine on my ass, I'm four grand off my all time. It's going to be depressing to hang up my spurs.

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Mother fucker don’t talk to my home boy ever like that again you under stand me

no one cares about your identity here snowflake faggot

>30k FOMO into penny stock

you deserve to suffer

autism

Nature shall prevail.

So where does the money go? C'mon, don't be vague?

damn what happened with that ridiculous dip?

the fuck are you doing?
no one told you to put your trip back on

well I don't hecking know
if someone really bought into a fake wall and broke through to the cheapies... shit good for them

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nice. what's your target price?

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That's why I'm thinking the market looked like this:

200 x 1 (limit dip buy, not traded)
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330 x 1 (limit dip buy)
490 x 1 (limit dip buy)
550.0 x ~1000
550.4 x ~4000
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And someone came in and bought all that shit, but didn't want to also take "200" and under.

so is this it lads, are we all fucked tomorrow? I'm a bear, so can't fucking wait

the wolf better get over his oneitis with the slut rabbit

Fuck stonks. What a fucking stupid game. The rules keep changing but the person changing it is never you. If I wanted to gamble I’d go to a casino. At least the casino doesn’t try to pretend they’re an investment vehicle.

Can you stupid bitches go the fuck back to iFunny or funnyjunk. Swear to god there's so many stupid fucking people here now.

The meme lines aren't holding; I think we're due another drop

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I think nothing special will happen tomorrow. Maybe a few stocks (like blackrock) get fucked. Also, this could be an actual attack on blackrock for their participation on these ebin jpow times.

probably march

>Australian PM Scott Morrison has told reporters we're expecting 100 Billion loss from the economy posting from the months of April - July, with May unemployment figures looking to be around 4 million unemployed
ASX ritual suicide pact when?
youtube.com/watch?v=vhXLYP3SmTo

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I pussied out and sold when I was all in on LTBR and it shit the bed in Nov 2018

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You were supposed to buy ZM not ZOM

In light of Norwegian Cruise Line's decision to put cruising on hold for all (or nearly all) ships until November, a thought popped into my head:

Is it possible that some companies are actually trying to go bankrupt, with Covid as the scapegoat? What would they stand to gain from that, if anything? Are there any anons here familiar enough with bankruptcy and corporate bylaws who might have thoughts on this? It's my understanding that insider shares are paid out first, so the corporate "core" is made whole first, and retail shareholders are left holding the empty bags after restructuring. If this is true, then Norwegian and other companies could be planning on going bankrupt for the benefits it entails. If this is impossible please correct me.

Another thing I find interesting is that Carnival still seems to be planning on beginning cruises again soon. Not on ALL ships but on some, sort of like trial balloons. So this strategy may not be endemic to all companies (if it's real at all).

Thoughts?

I recently changed my Schwab taxable account to cash from margin so that I can avoid the PDT rules. Really enjoying it. Can do these kinds of quick trades for as long as I have free cash, and since options settle overnight those funds are free and clear the next day. Until I'm not a sub $25K marginlet I really can't see going back to those damn PDT restrictions. I've found that options nearly will always give you 1 or 2 chances to bail out, usually with some profit even if it's a tiny win. It might be a fleeting moment, but doing these small momentum trades as much as you can really adds up nicely. Basically just watch for those huge ramps, jump in and jump out, good for a nice 10-20% realized gain and there you have it.

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why are australians pretending to have problems? they want to be included with the rest of the world even if it's bad? maybe getting some free money printed too? lmao

Jesus Christ, it's too fucking early for futures to matter.

>1m candles
Why are you torturing yourself?

how is that going to affect anything? The markets stopped reacting to the economy ages ago.

I fucking hope it goes down, what are some ASX stocks to go long on?

Bought tqqq today

I asked in the last thread but didn't get a response. I'm planning to buy at close and sell during premarket or immediately after open if futures are way up night before. Planning to alternate between soxl and tqqq, maybe DFEN. How stupid is this

4 million unemployed? that's 1/3 of their workers