/smg/ Stock Market General

Anime jihad edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/watch?v=OJ40QRTC0RA

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com/

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time.com/5837274/tsm-chip-plant-arizona/
warner.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/2020/6/bipartisan-bicameral-bill-will-help-bring-production-of-semiconductors-critical-to-national-security-back-to-u-s
finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSM/financials?p=TSM
strawpoll.me/20369360
twitter.com/AnonBabble

who 100% cash

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St. Joseph of Cupertino, the patron saint of air travelers and aviators, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

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ALMIGHTY CRAAAAAAB

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>burgers wake up and their market opens
>i'm 1k richer again
>every day
push nasdaq to 10k plz

>oil

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FUCK ANIME FUCK BULLS BOBO FOREVER I LOVE YOU LIL GUY HANG IN THERE

My butthole was not ready for this opening

Guys this is boring. Please POW save us from the crab!

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Fucking disgusting.

SPX......... U

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THE DAY OF REDEMPTION IS AT HAND BOBROS

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WHY IS KOS DYING SOMEBODY SAVE ME

Was about to cash out but i bought back in...buy high sell low right guys?

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is it a good idea to just DCA into VOO and QQQ for my Roth IRA? or is there something else better

Right there with you. No where else for all this money to go, the moons will outweigh the drops so the way I see it, you might as well keep a few of these open

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All I needed was a slight green morning god damn it

Im ganna buy the stock today
I just dont know when or where

when is powell speaking?

Decent open so far.

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12

The pump won't stop bobo. You're dead.

noon

VXX please,

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This kangaroo market is getting fucking dumb...

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Noon (EST I'm guessing).

Buy SPY puts NOW and sell them when he speaks. Make a cool hundred bucks or so.

Is thinkswim and TD the same accounts? I closed positions on thinksorswim but it still shows up as open on my TD account through the website?

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...

Stop being cocky you piece of shit! Bears will never make it.

Yeah bro invest in Luckin Coffee it's gonna moon!

No. Don't touch chink stocks, you'll get bogged.

St. Joseph of Cupertino

PRAY FOR US

bear recovery

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... no... no i'm not lighting my money on fire although i can't speak for anyone else and this IS degenerate gamblers general, so...

Might be good idea.
He crabbed market yesterday after speaking.

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$220 off TQQQ calls and the rest of my shit is tanking, why don't I listen to my brain and just stay in cash after a good day and I know thats shit's getting fucky?

So guys is money like the current in our electric system? Is something that flow the essence of a system?

WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO WORF AGAIN

we've been going up for the past 3 days you RETARD

>IVR holders

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Tesla scratches the 1k milestone again.

Reminder to make your BED.

Buy. Every. Dip.

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Im neverrr gonna touch chinkistan stonks.
Fking communism fk them and fk their insectial behaviour.
Thank god america was found and USA were founded.
And im saying that as german.
Fk you chinks and Russki

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youtu.be/jhbi-9Ei3Po

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Tfw see some good opportunities but have hit day trading limit
It sucks being poor user don’t do it

anyone got a link to powell's talk?

What did he mean by this all while tying it to getting a gf!?

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TSN no :(

I thought niggers loved chicken

Same thing. But it takes 3 days to actually close stock positions after you sell.

bought Kroger calls

Yeah I opened a TD account just to use ToS, dont need to be invested or anything. I also still have access to Etrade Pro.

If it's just going to be nothing but MUH RACISM I'm not going to waste my time.

OHHHH NONO NOOOOOOOOOOO

people here are daytraders and stuff like that?

Buy some UVXY and/or VXX and hedge your bets. It’s basically straddling.

i should've kept my TVIX

wtf ameribro's, my profits ;(

Cmon pump I wanna buy puts but they are going up before jpow speech

Fuck the jackass that told me to buy WFC calls

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50% of my portfolio is in TSM

time.com/5837274/tsm-chip-plant-arizona/
warner.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/2020/6/bipartisan-bicameral-bill-will-help-bring-production-of-semiconductors-critical-to-national-security-back-to-u-s
finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSM/financials?p=TSM

>maryland

maryland is trash

t. NoVA

>Anime jihad edition

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I'm still watching for a pre 12:00 entry. I don't think i'll get that, but if this is a real nice dump, i'll swoop in.

That isn't my strategy. I never buy and sell on the same day.

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Doombull here. I await end of day for my possible TQQQ or TMF purchase. Trying to work out a strategy to convert gains to Gold or other currencies when the economy shows actual signs of improving

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nobody talking about or watching this?

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Bull or bear tomorrow?
strawpoll.me/20369360

quick rundown?

IS DGLY GOING TO RECOVER
FUCK I WISH I SOLD THIS DURING TRUMP SPEECH

>TQQQ
when you buy back into TQQQ i think shaving some into goldminers is likely how to switch out. TQQQ and gold should have the same upward pressures, so try to limit your exposure to deflationary pressure.

What is it

Spy puts are printing

CARL QUESADILLA WHERE ARE YOU???
TWO DAYS IN A ROW, SOMETHING'S WRONG...

Is Jim Cramer an alcoholic? I can barely understand his slurred speech when he's on TV.

Genuine question

thoughts on VGT? is it better than VOO for long term?

pandering to joggers

Lol they may make gains short term but a horrible realization will come soon. Bailed on it when I found out about it. If my suspicions are corrects it's gonna dump soon.

Screen cap this and repost it by no later than July 1. If my assumption are correct it will be below $3.00 anywhere from now to before that date, possibly below $2.50.

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no he's just canadian

where is that gigantic faggot who was laughing at me for holding tvix in the last thread

Transatlantic Petroleum (TAT) Earnings will be released after markets close, it could be hit or miss but hey who knows

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Earlier today they said something about registry of bad cops and more de escalation training, social workers going with cops for the non violent cases and new less than lethal weapons. Doesn't sound too significant unless you wanna research whos making those new subjugator tools.

>have the same
have intersecting*

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i have a gut feeling that even though their earnings report will be decent, the stock will dip in price before it starts climbing

Me, except I'm hodling some puts.

Likely, he owns a bar, he's probably a functioning one though, and not an entire 750ml a night of cheap booze drinker like most the drunks on here

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guess it’ll be another boring day

JIBUNN WOOOOO

Like I said last thread, "crab" is just bull cope. We're crashing this market.... with no survivors.

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10k on SPY 325 7/17

10k on KO 52.5 1/25/21

When does jerome speak?

SNSS finally breaking out

Talking about reforming police and one dude was waiving around one of those little cameras the cops wear saying that they have done more good than regulations and they need more of them.

I don't think so, he never sleeps and is the... ugh he says it so often... spokesman for the migraine thing, is on drugs for that and other old-people disorders.

Could be. But before covid seclusion, I'd see him answering tweets before his morning workout with his personal trainer before I'd even go to sleep. Timezone's 3 hours different, but still. There wasn't a lot of down time on his feed, and he's one who really does manage his own twitter I think.

Calls or puts?

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>GNUS
What a pump and dump
Why gold miners and not just the gold itself? Like the idea though

>still holding this pajeet garbage

when did you buy in, 1.00? move on already

when the markets tank hard you will know he's talking

It wouldnt be fun if I told you would it :)

Maryland is gay, but nova is for faggots

Aren't liberals against body cams now because it proves the dindu nuffins did in fact dindu something and the cops walk more often?

BGI - recent certified retailer for rolex. pumped 2 days ago and now consolidating. in at 85 cents. target around 1.50

that looks wholesome...
too early for both. strangles?

Why is SNSS going up so much?

buy some for september then, heard it got upgraded aswell

MAKE IT STOP

I WANT OFF THE RIDE

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>he listened to that shill who only said it was a good financial decision after it pumped nearly 10x in value and never posted his position

JERMOEEEE FUCK OFF