/smg/ Stock Market General

False God edition

>the one and only Jerome
youtube.com/watch?v=NdoUUemsZo8
youtube.com/watch?v=6P0Z-CyX4Rk

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain (embed)
nhentai.net/tag/mating-press/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener (embed)
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=thighhighs santa_hat

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>previous

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First

Nothing disastrous so far

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maxine waters looks like a living cartoon of a NIGGER

FOR CUNNY

fuck you

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nth for fuck niggers and fuck jannies

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Hello Zig Forums

Buy up ZOM and BYFC

These two are going to blow up for no reason by the eow

Thank me later

-Jew Insider

t. moron from the other thread with a dividend portfolio with around a 3% yield

What's the take on AMD? Overbought or worth it?

>market is green but I'm still blood red

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I'm outta here, today is boring. Later losers!

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Shill me some good dividend shit fren.

Press F to pay respects

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Probably some retards here that got stuck with GNUS bags. Hope you didn't "average down" which is the worst possible strategy.

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no way you go 700k in debt by accident
that was a suicide play

let me guess oil and airline right?

why would I care about dividends while I still have a job?
attain as much wealth as possible, THEN make it generate dividends.

Do these dumb faggots not understand you can just declare bankruptcy and lol @ Robinhood for being dumb enough to extend your retarded ass credit?

buy NRGU that is all

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he coulda just started a rap game from the grave

Is the powell speech on ? link pls

BIG CRAB ENERGY

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COMING CATACLYSM

When is the oil recovery bros
Where's the war with India and China
My XOM holds needs pumping

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rest in peace young rockstar
he just wanted to make it...........

yeah and tech

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ive seen this a couple of times, how the fuck did that happen? can someone give me rundown?

Guys, I'm thinking of getting the motley fool subscription, should I go for it or is it just a scam?

it appears markets don't care about poo vs pooh ww3 poohgaloo

The note found on his computer by his parents on June 12th asked a simple question. “How was a 20 year old with no income able to get assigned almost a million dollars worth of leverage?” The tragic message was written by Alexander E. Kearns, a 20-year-old student at University of Nebraska, home from college and living with his parents in Naperville, Illinois. Earlier that day, Kearns was struck by an oncoming train.

Like so many others, Kearns took up stock investing during the pandemic, signing up with Millennial-focused brokerage firm Robinhood.

As the Covid-19 stock market swung wildly, Kearns had begun experimenting trading options. His final note, filled with anger toward Robinhood, says that he had “no clue” what he was doing.

In fact a screenshot from Kearn’s mobile phone reveals that while his account had a negative $730,165 cash balance displayed in red, it may not have represented uncollateralized indebtedness at all, but rather his temporary balance until the stocks underlying his assigned options actually settled to his account.

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How do people actually do this? I don't understand.

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Dude was gonna kill himself anyway and decided to YOLO one last time.

why does this faggot have the peurto rican flag in his office?

He would have just had to spend $2k on 700k RSR and hold for 2 years and he could have paid it off.

WFC bros where you at? Too big to fail

tell me about it

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Is it really that simple? You've sparked my interest.

What prohibits one from going all-in and just declaring bankrupty if it doesn't work out?

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To all the guys replying: apparently it is some sort of bug in RH, which could display weird negative numbers when you had options during the weekends. Some article explained it but I can't remember the details.

The guy wasn't even 700k in debt holy shit.

Alright guys I have $1500 to spend, what’s an overvalued meme stock I should buy a put on?

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Absolutely nothing at all. If you don't have any assets like a house or a car they can't do shit about it friend

>Kearns apparently fell into despair late Thursday night after looking at his Robinhood account, which appeared to have $16,000 in it but also showed a cash balance of negative $730,165.

>In his final note, Kearns insisted that he never authorized margin trading and was shocked to find his small account could rack up such an apparent loss.

>“When he saw that $730,000 number as a negative, he thought that he had blown up his entire future,” says Brewster. “I mean this is a kid that when he was younger was so conscious about savings.”

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criticize this plz, need counter point.

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Why do some options have to trade in increments of $0.05 and others don't?

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Who's holding XOM?

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MO and OXY

years of misery as all your finances are fucked, enjoy not having a bank account in the 21st century

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T WRITE PUTS

ZM is the king of over valued meme stocks

gnus?

wendies options

i got a small size of 40 shares not willing to pick up any more today incase tomorrow looks shitty

What do I throw $300 into right now

I figured it was something like this. Robinhood doesn't allow the sort of options in which you can lose more than your initial premium, like naked puts and such things. Kid just needed to relax

Right now the only things the market cares about is if the printer is on and is it printing. There could be nuclear war and as long as there is still residual energy in the grid to keep the printers running the market can moon.

Congratulations!

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well, it was fun while it lasted...

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saw this too

wasnt a real debt, just a bad UI

even if it was real thats what bankruptcy is for

Made money day trading oil.
It’s comfy.

i made $21K in passive income last year. How much new capital did you invest total? My guess is less than that.

Top 12: AAPL, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MCD, MSFT, O, PG, SBUX, V

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Get exactly one GOOGL stock

That's why bankrupcy exists* retard.

TA beyond 2 EMA windows of various periods is absolute trash

i was joking, i know we don't have "markets" anymore.

Just another covid death
Also, with that face he probably posted here

XOM

If you honestly thought you fucked up your future because of this, why would you kill yourself? I would flee to some tropical island and open a dive shop or go be a bartender.

Oh no, we lost another white supremacist!

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Kek. What a dummy.

OTM January puts, top one was up 236% on Friday. Down 10% YTD if you count current unrealized losses.

why are most University students like this? i spoken to so many before and they cant fucking take 1 hour of their day to learn how the fuck anything works? like they cant fix the simplest shit in a car yet they have the web to search the answer but refuse to do it.

>no MO
Not going to make it, retard.

>r*binhood claims another life
they need to be stopped

CNBC says we are all going to die for the 15th time this month.

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Why

Investment banks will cease to exist in 5 years. Hedge and index funds are literally eating everything that was their bread and butter

>AAPL for dividends
You're trolling at this point.

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God damn is this guy doing zoom conference with the fed chair JP from the shower, or did he fill his office with marijuanna smoke?

>NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE BAKED INTO A LOAF OF BREAD

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I own MO, its just not in my top 12 dividend stocks in terms of quality

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Whatcha think. Sell soxl today or hold try to get 195-200 out of it. Trying to swing got in the other day 176

mans is in silent hill wtf

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>oil (again)

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GOOD LORD AM I BORED
WHERE THE HOES AT

That sounds like he was trading low liquidity options. He probably wrote them rather than buying to. At the end of the day the balance shows the last price rather than the value with implied volatility

I'm watching the 200 level.

How would becoming a bartender help??

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kek wtf

wheres dividend fren?

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we're not ALL gonna die, just 0.06% of us

who TSM here?
how confident you guys in getting more gains after it's almost back at its ATH again?

I bought in with a 3 year outlook since it is still growing rapidly, but I'm worried in the case that I might have to liquidate the stock after just 1 year.

>he chases yield instead of dividend growth

sorry m8, my dividend will outlast and outgrow yours

Because all their authoritative figures are doormats nowadays. Parents are either absent or pushovers and teachers are afraid to fail students even when they're retards.

These people grow up coasting on life getting coddled by everyone around them. This breeds lazy, weak, and easily manipulated sheep.

lmfao ahahahahaha

Bonds would outperform all of your dividend stocks anyway.

>tfw tried to buy KOS
>shitty broker auto filled to KOSS and I didn’t notice
>now stuck with 500 shares of a literal who company

What do I do

being bread isn't that bad.

>apparently it is some sort of bug
oof. imagine you left your parents grieving because of a computer bug that you couldn't wait through the weekend for it to fix itself...

Well, he was unfortunate looking, the world wasn't kind to him, I'm sure.

sell MGM and invest it a better company if you're looking for dividends. JNJ hiked their dividend 6% in the middle of the pandemic

My mother lived like this for 50 years after my father fucked up our finances for good. It wasn't a fun life I'll tell you that.

The government made her do payments on it every month for those 50 years.

I saw someone in the last thread bashing the so called “wells Fargo call user”

THREE quick points
1. I recommended taking a position in Wells Fargo when it was at 23 dollars a share, about a month ago, and it has gone up CONSIDERABLY since then.
2. I never said calls, I literally just said buy wells. I explicitly said it was a long term bet.
3. Eat shit for lying faggot or being retarded

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I like. That's what I'm hoping too

sell it back immediately ya dummy

Robinhoodies
Lives
Matters

hold. koss is actually a good cheap audio company. For more information look at /g/ and Zig Forums.

I didn't even know they paid one desu - they're part of my corona meme collection.... and like everything else in it are doing terribly the last week

Wells Fargo is both mismanaged and behind the rest of the sector in terms of forward direction and revenue streams.
Why would you long hold the retard of the group?

Takagi?

The best thing about leveraged ETFs right now is the pump/dump schedules are more pronounced.

hey Guys I just wanna remind everyone that ANDYS WIFE KILLED HERSELF TO GET AWAY FROM HIM

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He was trading put credit spreads. From the article:

>Here’s an example of how a bull put spread could produce an unexpectedly large stock position in your portfolio. On June 16, Amazon (AMZN) trades at $2,615 per share. If you’re neutral to bullish on Amazon, you could sell put options that expire on July 17 with a $2,615 strike price for $28 per option. To limit your risk, the other leg of the trade is to purchase puts at a lower strike price, $2,610, for a cost of $26. That two-dollar differential (multiplied by 100) generates $200 for every contract you sell. Do three contracts and you generate $600. If Amazon closes on July 17 above $2615, you’re in the clear and keep all of the proceeds, as both puts expire worthless. If the stock closes below $2610, you will encounter your maximum loss of $900: $5.00 (difference between strike prices) minus $2.00 (proceeds earned up front) times three contracts.

>When the stock closes between the two strike prices, the put you bought at the lower strike price expires worthless, but the one you sold is in the money and legally binds you to buy the stock at the strike price. In the case of three contracts of $2,615 Amazon puts, that would be $784,500 to purchase 300 shares. Over a weekend say, you may see a -$784,500 debit to buy the stock, but you would not see the stock among your holdings until Monday.

>Kearns may not have realized that his negative cash balance displaying on his Robinhood homescreen was only temporary and would be corrected once the underlying stock was credited to his account.

Because their assets under management is absolutely massive compared to their market cap. And for a bank assets under management is basically the only thing that matters.

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u wot m8?

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Fucking Jew I'll buy 1000 shares of you penny stocks scam

Shill it on /psg/

No 39 year old is found dead at home unless it's murder, drugs or suicide.