/smg/ Stock Market General

Almost time to make dinner edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain (embed)
nhentai.net/tag/tenderlove/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener (embed)
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=tomboy

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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I long for the sweet release of death

SHORT GOOGLE

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MAKE MONEY OFF NIGGER STONKS WHILE YOU CAN

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r8, don't h8!!!!

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How much are you bulls gonna donate to her when our SPY 320c print tomorrow?

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First for fuck all tripfags. STOP MAKING THE OP WITH A TRIP, FAGGOT

Trump vs Biden

If dubs Trump loses

>CHECK'EM

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Was it just the report of IVR reducing dividends that tanked it today? They're at least still paying a dividend, after so many of you faggots got it wrong saying they'd be offering more shares instead of cash

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How do I turn 10k into 100k in less than 5 years?

Baggie please don't make /smg/ threads as over 50% of the this board filters your trip so we can't find the thread

Uone really had a 1300% runup how did i miss this wtf yall SUCK at shilling real stocks. Just keep posting about dumbass meme shit. Fuckin losers

this, I might be a tripfag but I would never sully /smg/ by making a thread with my trip on

not my fucking problem

can you stop simp posting

/smg/ is for memes and shitposting only. The idea is to go elsewhere to find the good penny's, buy the pump, sell the dump, then come here to brag about your gains after the fact. It sucks but it's true. I think there's a penny stock general in the catalog though

IVR Q2 divvy:
prnewswire.com/news-releases/invesco-mortgage-capital-inc-announces-quarterly-common-and-series-a-preferred-stock-dividends-301078955.html

It's gonna... it's gonna... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMP

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You can do that in one year or less.
10 = 2*2*2*1.25
3 consecutive biotech data run ups and one random swing. Voila, 10x.

we need a 3x leveraged short nigger etf

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this is going to be a penny stock this year

Damn m8 thats rough, I’m here bitching about my 2% drop that wiped out yesterday’s gains

>the same levels we were at on 6/2-6/3
SPX levels?
Yeah 3000~3100... could be we people are now going with the w shaped recovery? I’d guess with the second drop less than the first.

Well, from Mike Wilson on Monday:
>Our view is that the last week was the beginning of a much overdue correction in a new bull market. As I've been discussing on this podcast for the past few months, the V-shape recovery in markets is foreshadowing a V-shape recovery in the economy and earnings. It's following the same pattern we witnessed after the Great Financial Crisis recession. In fact, the correction is right on schedule with that period too, and it's likely not finished. More specifically, I'm targeting 2800 on the downside for the S&P 500 before this bull market resumes in earnest.

I will literally never support nigger businesses. They already get enough from Uncle Sam

Looks like a pizza messaged you

you forgot to 0.1 multiplier somewhere in between

what kind of pizza did you get

I don't think anyone seriously thinks Biden is going to win. Not even Joe himself. Weakest candidate since Kerry.

That only happens to noobs.

You know how technical analysis becomes a self fulfilling prophecy as everyone reacts to the same signals causing the event to happen therefore confirming the signal?

I'm going to make it one of my life's ambitions to make the same happen with the GCP dot so traders and algos starts buying/selling in tune with the dot

I'm going to make this happen bros.

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Is this 'folio a meme?

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>everyone

How is this worse than paying dividends as more shares?? Are you people STILL going to try to make the case that IVR, out of all REITs, is somehow the worst even after all your predictions have utterly failed?

Dot posting should be a bannable offense imo.

>3k
yes by definition if you have more than one holding and this little cash it is indeed a meme

based

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Guys whats the mooner tomorrow. Ive got $500 i want to at least double it. Taking any and all suggestions

Can someone lay the dot on top of SPY/DIA

More shares was for Q1, new announcement is for Q2. They kept the same $.05 divvy but dropped the share dilution part.

$IDEx

Bear digits get

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Give get

fuck you I have never made a post about IVR to date. Im sorry but paying half your dividend is going to tank your stock price Im not an investment guru I just have a brain

>HEXO
>PLUG
>more PLUG
>SOXL
>fractional shares

I recommend buying bonds and holding for 40 years.

Satan lied last time. Digits for Jesus and SPY to 180 end of year.

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We will not retest the March lows.

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Any options gurus on?

Need help with option strangles.
Bought same delta calls/puts (legs), when stock started moving, losing leg started losing value faster than winning.
WTF? please
intention is to sell fast to collect premium difference while protecting myself against wrong direction

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SOXL is definitely not a meme. Not sure about the rest. Look into NAIL too as a short-term hold between now and October/November when the 'rona shit blows over

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>no fun police
Let me guess you want crypto and anything not stock related banned right?

Lets see who the lucky bastard is

Really? Should I just dump it on ETF's then? Picked up Robinhood about a month ago so I don't know what I'm doing at all, kinda loving this hobby of trading stoinks though. And for a fresh beginner I don't think a -9% is too bad. Definitely seen worse here.

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based

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I mean I agree because that's traditionally common sense but I honestly cannot believe the amount of weak hands just selling shit like the businesses will literally be bankrupt tomorrow. Institutional investors aren't dumping the stocks, they're buying more

Like clockwork

Thoughts on
>CLF
>PLUG
>MTG
>DRD
>GILT

Absolutely loving the KR pump in AH
Earnings are going to be huge

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my guess is it's the change in vega

Short ARE tomorrow?

This is nuts. They're retiring the Aunt Jemima brand. WTF? What the fuck am I to do now about my pancake supplies.. Damnit.. Why is all the good stuff is always the first to get the ax?. Bob Evans used to make this bacon egg breakfast burrito. Ax. I was like WTF.. Dignoro used to make an actual deep dish pizza, came in it's own tray and shit. One day it got the ax.

The REITs lost across the entire sector it looked like. I bought back into MFA today after the moon mission couple weeks ago. I actually do wanna hold it long. Just somewhere that seemed safe before to park

Im buying more tomorrow if it drops below 4. Getting rid of share dilution, and keeping a divvy, even if it is small, suggests that their earnings are going to be better than expected.

NEXT 2 DAYS HUGE SELL OFF
SELL
SELL
SELL

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>5% doesn't even seem like a lot to me anymore
That's because your stonks are crypto now!
> /smg/: fuck your crypto casino pyramid, it's just based on bigger fool theory, you have no fundamentals, it's all air!!
> /smg/ when stonks go up while economy goes down in flames: we don't need fundamentals, casino-tier speculation is healthy, line can only go up, it's built in pumpamentals!
You guys never actually understood the fundamentals in crypto, which are stronger than ever, whereas when your own fundamentals went to shit you were only too eager to start pretending it didn't matter, pretending fundamentals could be substituted for fed printing money and general bull euphoria. Stonks are now as bad as you thought crypto was, and it's all because the market has been filled with irrational players (Zig Forums and robinhood) that posses not a tenth of the economic understanding of your average crypto kid.
Not to worry, though, stonks will soon do what they do, crash hard (well below March) to shake out all the idiots and return to sanity. Crypto will pretend to dive along to shake out some week hands and because in a general "credit run" (bank run+stonk run+crypto run) everything falls as people want to turn imaginary numbers into cash, but then crypto and gold will moon because their fundamentals will actually shine while stonks will crab up in a more reasonable fashion for two decades, since only bears will have survived. Anyone who thinks "you only lose money if you sell" will discover that regardless, they won't have any money for 20 years.

I feel like I should just sell all this shit and keep what meager gains I've made since blowing up my account last month

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I thought that the more volatile the stockis the better??? I might be wrong tho

that brand was trash bro. it wasnt even maple syrup.

But PLUG is my only performer!
>HEXO
Yeah, fuck hexo, learned my lesson, I just keep the call around just in case it moons randomly (it won't)
>fractional shares
Had $60 laying around. Might as well put them to work.

>the rest
Yahoo finance comment section said they're all supposed to moon soon.

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didnt read

I mean if the vega went down on both options doesn't matter if you're delta neutral you're still going to get fucked since you're only purchasing volatility and time. Thing needs to move bigly and not just a few points.

Why would they provide the dilution in the first place? My smooth brain can't really grasp the big picture here

Roosevelt bridge in Stuart florida is at risk for imminent collapse. Saw the big crack underneath it myself. How do I make money with this knowledge?

I'm so used to this volatility that my 2% days feel stupid

Ya SPX, I strongly consider SPX to be the driving factor behind all markets everywhere. 2800 on the downside is not impossible at all, and unless there was some sort of calamity going on I think the high volume in that range from April-May would see a lot of buying there. At the same time it really looks like there's a concerted defense of 3k from buyers so I don't know, if we close below that I'd say be ready for 2800 (and buy a lot there)

NAH, HOLD WITH ME MY FREN

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USCR calls

See, that's how I feel. After weeks of people saying they would get rid of the dividend they actually are still paying it. If institutional investors were pulling out it would tank, but it's probably just shaking out some people that thought they could make a quick buck. Might average down myself, I'm at $4.95