/smg/ Stock Market General

Dick Cheney Edition:

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain


>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/

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First for fuck bullfags.

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Please pump KR thanks.

Okay, how bad did I fuck up?

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Who here ready for Bears taking over ?

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(^;

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should I yolo BYFC

>fags don’t know about original sin

It’s game over, man!!!

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Say something nice about my girlfriend

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>Jobless claims beaten
>WWIII forming India vs China - Sk vs Hk -Turkey vs Asia
>2nd wave of meme virus (or more like - first wave not even finished)

But stock goes up and will always go up. Why would anyone be bearish? Are you addicted to lose money? Just buy already.

yeah can't wait

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I'm 90% in cash. I have no clue what is going to happen.

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former advisor of President Bolsonaro's son (currently a senator) is arrested at the house of the President's lawyer on corruption/money laundering charges.

That's a sweet chandelier

>Based Baggie thread.

Newfags, here's some advice: Buy coronavirus plays NOW because it's still early.

Take APT for example at the ABSOLUTE minimum we will see 16, more likely 20.

I've predicted things correctly in the past and I will be back to gloat about being right again.

They missed jobless claims though kek.

kek

Make your bets. Will BYFC and/or AMS have crazy gains today or dump hard at open?

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>They missed jobless claims though kek.
More brrr is bullish

If you think Coronavirus is going to affect the market again why not buy TVIX which shot up 24x during the first dump

Too late to buy jogger stocks?

I see we are repeating last week.

Bullish for KR.

People apply to grocery stores when they can't get any other job.

Short SPY
Short Gold

It keeps coming down. Idk anymore. I was going to at premarket but I think I'll hold off

I never said it was going to. I'll still on the fence about that.
>Though I think it's likely.

whos ready for kroger moon mission?

Jesus Fucking Christ you people are spoiled by the bull run, it barely even dipped yet. Do you niggers actually expect stocks to continuously go up every time?

Should I hop on the US steel dip?

sounds painful

Yes

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print this out and pin it to your monitor

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Will BYFC and ZOM fun today? These were the two jogger stocks we were told about?

Who else is in?

I'm no bull but with jpow brrring all day at the printers and with Donald Pump, who's a complete and total retard and needs the stock market to go up to have any kind of reason to vote for him, it's actually kind of understandable.

Stocks in BNPL companies: yay or nay?
They're going strong on the ASX

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BOBOS
ASSEMBLE

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YOOOO NIGGAZ WHY SHOULD I GO WORK KEK
JEROME GONNA GIBS ME DATS ANYWAYS
JEROME PAID ME MORE THAN I DO IN 2MONTHS WAGEKKING AT THE MCD BOII

YOU BETTER PAY DOSE REPARACHUNZ BOIIIII

>Imagine actually expecting from niggers going back to work

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Why is volume so low?
Past 2 days it’s. Been trash.

Any responsible individual is in. We have to fight systemic racism.

KR beating profit expectations by 40% is the real bullish thing here, but in this meme market that’ll probably crash it

I'm buying $50 billion of KR because it's undervalued and we set a price target of $50.

^ Let's hope the algorithms heard that.

I’m going to grab some byfc. It was $3 this morning now it’s $1.90

Why is INUV such a fucking dissapointment ? I was told this would moon you niggers.

I just bought the S&P futures so I have something to sell at open.

how did the DAX rebound so well? do the germans make their market efficient as well?

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The jews got me in after hours bros

I am financially ruined

stocks only go up

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I only buy Zcash

It wasn't as overvalued to begin with.

Just open the market I want to cash out my Kroger gains ffs

That's not how you look, tranny

Would a 60/40 TQQQ/TMF portfolio perform well long-term?

Welp boys. I took temperatures at work last week and three different people later tested positive. Looks like I may have the spicy flu and the site shut down. Cant wait to trade all day for two weeks tho

The market opened at 4am. You need a different broker

might be better to wait until later, its only going to climb throughout the day

>Would a 60/40 TQQQ/TMF portfolio perform well long-term?
It would perform fantastically. Once this idea really catches on, it'll be very interesting how the market wrings that bit of inefficiency out. If it does that is

Ok, I’m out.
Can’t sell anything at open.

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BYFC

AMF

THANK ME LATER

How is FED buying US treasury bonds any different from just printing money?

he cant be trading in a low volume pre market with all the shares he has to dump

Circuit breaker about to hit kek

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Bobo, are you having a stroke?

This is such a stupid reason to buy. You're literally relying on some corrupt government entity to illegally manipulate the markets. Somehow you think Trump and Powell will just force stocks to be higher, but can't just make the economy good to begin with.

There is one one reason to buy right now. And its because people are afraid of the fed, they are afraid to be in cash. Its irrational and fear based. The stock market is valued at what, $100 trillion or something? There are still only $6 trillion actual dollars.

The economy is crashing around us. Horrible GDP loss, massive job losses, massive debt bubbles forming, we are in a twilight zone where people are getting by on government handouts and incentives like PPP to keep people on payrolls. That ends in a month and the rug pull will be an epic slap in the face back to the brutal reality of our fake economy.

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Is it tucked?

Yeah ofc, that's what I mean. I will be doomping 30-90mins after open, sooner we open sooner piggies come in to be dumped on

It is printing money but according to what ((they)) say is appropriate for recessions, a lot of loans go bad and that means a lot of money gets destroyed.

When joe borrows 100,000 to buy some doodads from bob, bob thinks he has 100,000 cash in the bank. So all lot of cash is just loans and in recessions that stuff goes poof, so the Fed thinks printing money to offset the money destruction is okay. It makes sense but I still think there's fuckery going on.

For the first hour of the trading day, yes

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BUG BVLL DICK CVCKING SISSY BEARCVCKS BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

Wirecard Ag surpassed 65% drop.

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