I have decided that I will only be investing in aerospace companies and defense conglomerates because planes and missiles are super cool. Today I bought XAR
Joshua Hall
Right here pal. My UVXY calls are in the toilet. That’s what I get for fighting the money printer
take out a small loan of 10 billion dollars buy a whole bunch of stonk to give the impression of market confidence sell at the top after people bought the pretend moonrocket you built pay off your loan, because you're not a nigger
Cameron Roberts
Right here bud
Ian Morris
You got crabbed on You should have bought some Teledyne or Textron stock. You damn fools
Gavin Green
Appreciate the suggestion. What would an inverse to oil and real estate be, though?? Green energy stocks don't have nearly the same levels of activity and I can't think of an opposite to real estate
Matthew Jenkins
$SWBI. thoughts? looks like it's going to dump hard on earnings
Anthony Scott
what the fuck are you guys talking about? I'm rock hard green over here.
Tyler Gonzalez
watched this good damn thing crabb for 1 hour and didn't even wanted to open my broker app
This image reminds me that I want to invest in gamer girl pee and bathwater but I don't know how to find the right type of degenerate sluts, I don't live in a big city and the type here are still degenerate and slutty but all that energy goes to sleeping around and being trashy while still pretending to be respectable, so idk how to get them to do cringeworthy ahegao while peeing in a bottle on camera just on the promise of a percentile cut of profits. I know this must be legal because /gif/ told me about a woman who literally sells baked goods infused with her own feces, as well as just her own feces, and ships them through the mail system, and last I knew she was completely fine and faced no legal issues. By comparison my business would be tame and easy money from unusually stupid trust fund guys and NEETs.
But how does one get started in such a business without getting ensnared socially? I know how to make anonymous LLCs with the lawyer as the name on the company, but how can I find and approach the right sort of women without sketching them out but remaining anonymous? Instructions over webcam seem less than ideal but my only other option is to convince women to come to some abandoned building while I film them wearing a ski mask. The money will be good but the cops might get called in such a situation. Should I just find good camgirls on stuff like clips4sale and onlyfans and give them directions and pay them more than their usual download rate? But if they have to do the shipping and packaging themselves, to me or to the clients, then why would they pay me a cut? I think I need amateur women in my area. If I can get started, I think I'll find an excellent cost-to-profit ratio if the main product I push is peed-in bathwater, the video will have it all and I get the higher but still middle-tier price from hardcore degenerates for every single liter of urine-infused bathwater I sell. Would you invest in something like this OTC, /smg/?
Is stocks better than options? I mean why should i pay for premium stocks if i can buy single and they gonna up like others?
Daniel Hughes
You can't dispute
weak shill
Hudson Cook
Increasing momentum, my friend, and in the downward direction too. Let's see how this plays out.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Can somebody explain calls and puts to a retard? I've read investopedia and watched couple videos on it, but I still feel like I can't wrap my head around it. So if a stock is worth 100$ right now and somebody puts a call on it for 105$, if I buy that call I pay the guy 5 bucks per share hoping that the share is going to rise above that price? Then when the call expires I get that stock for 105$ and can sell it for whatever the fuck the price is, as long as it's above the strike price? I feel like such a brainlet.
Noah Fisher
June 19th is called June teenth by niggers, it was the day Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation and set all the slaves free, then John Wilks Booth, a Democrat, shot him in the head before he could ship them all back to Africa because he was a kike puppet
On June Teenth, niggers like to go to parks in massive swarms, burn the shit out of all the meat they bring to grill, cause a ruckus and scare everyone away, and there's atleast a few shootings
I'm telling you this could be a lucrative market. Retards get to enjoy their gamer girl pee meme without it being so concentrated that the smell completely horrifies them, and I get my entire hybrid product in one go with a nice video that everyone will enjoy too. I could even add some sort of thing to inhibit bacterial growth during shipping, so long as it were something non-toxic to humans so I couldn't get maybe sued or fudded if some idiot actually drinks their retard product. Maybe I could coat the caps with a little layer of petri medium and seed it heavily with penicillin so nothing else could grow on it and the penicillin would suppress bacteria in the water? But I'm probably overthinking it, why go to extra efforts to cater to morons?
