Who here /wage/

Har rould you rike to work in rice fierd?

I just wanted to be a cop anons, was that so much to ask for? Why did I need to be cursed with colorblindness. Its not fair, retail wasnt suppose to be my life ITS NOT FAIR

You can cross off electrician. Bzzt

what kind of retail? look into retail arbitrage, could have some good insight on what people are buying

BACK TO WORK WAGIE. INVESTING? STOCKS? CRYPTO? THAT IS GAMBLING user, WHY TAKE THOSE RISKS WITH YOUR HAND-EARNED MONEY? HOW CAN YOU MAKE MONEY OFF 0S AND 1S ON COMPUTER HAHAHAHAHA? SPEND MONEY ON ALCOHOL, DRUGS, VIDEO GAMES, HOLLYWOOD MOVIES, NETFLIX, AND GIRLFRIEND. ONLY LUCKY PEOPLE BECOME RICH user.

keep telling yourself that wagie

Anyone have a foolproof escape plan?

Yes. My plan is to wage & save till I make it. I have a pension. Dunno if social security will be around when I retire. But I am saving into 401k & IRA, and I should have 100% my income from my investments/pension by the time I am 68 or 69.

So basically wage till almost 70. Life is good, my dudes.

I bet you have lost thousdands.

Me. I love it. Get paid $90k a year to do nothing but drive around and push a button.

I'd just waste time and do nothing there too.

tf do you do

>till almost 70
Fuck that shit. I'm getting out by 60. I'm 37. I have 5 pension years. I only need 20 more and then then thats 25 years. Current contract: you get $205/month for every year of service. So right now that would be $5125 a month. Not bad. I have about $5k vested in my 401k. I'm too lazy to do the math on it but I but in $5 an hour and my employer kicks in a buck per hour. So it should be pretty healthy in 20 years. The plan is so up my contribution by a buck every year when my annual raise kicks in until I max out at $12 an hour.
Between my pension, 401k and SS (if it exists, who the fuck knows) I should be able to live comfortable in a low-tax state like AZ or WA. Right now I like the idea of splitting my time between two states and being a snowbird, but who knows if my body will be up for that at 65, 70 years old.

Getting paid to shit as I write this (I take 3 long shit breaks every shift)

Comfy.

Oh, wow, 60. Just in time to break your hip and have your dick stop working.
I lash out because I hate my life.

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The despair of waging is almost unbearable lads.

Good thing I dont need to wait til retirement to fuck and do cool shit. As long as I have my mental faculties and can play vidya and smoke weed and watch sports and shitpost on Zig Forums I'll be super content.

Is that your channel?

>Good thing I dont need to wait til retirement to fuck and do cool shit. As long as I have my mental faculties and can play vidya and smoke weed and watch sports and shitpost on Zig Forums I'll be super content.

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Anyone here who's started their own business?

What do you do? What advice can you give? How difficult was it? Where is the best place to learn more?

It's pretty much my plan for 2-3 years from now when I have enough capital to do it comfortably with a friend of mine. We've been running through ideas for months from a shoe cleaning shop to an gelato cafe and still just as lost.

We're just halfway through the year and I've already made $85,000. Waging isn't always so bad.

Your pretax is 170k?
What do you do then?