HOW DO I MAKE MY ASSHOLE STOP ITCHING!!!

You have worms, you need to stop scratching your asshole and see a doctor.

lose weight

Stop having gay sex you homo

Remove your butt hair. I use Veet for that, had my best wipe after puberty.

mine is unironically itching bad also. and now my fingers smell...

Use a wet hand to wipe the outside of your asshole, then stick a finger up your ass to remove any crud built up in the interior.

take a shower ya fuckin bum

cortisone cream
tell the hot girl at the pharmacy counter that it's for eczema

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Buy some hydrocortisone cream with a rectal applicator and stop fingering your asshole
>t. pharmacist

What the fuck. Just literally wash your asshole in the shower you filthy fuck.

u have worms, go to doctor.

Anti-fungal creams, you have a rectal fungal infection, same as tinea or jock itch.

At bare minimum, you need to start wiping your butthole after you're done pooping.

You could put rubbing alcohol or vinegar on your asshole. After the burning recedes the itching will have diminished

Zig Forums is the shitposting board
threads like this one is a lot better than the 4000 shilling threads posted here every day

pinetarsol soap (if its not a parasite)

Wipe better.

I bet if you go and wipe your ass right now there will be poop there

Get rid of your gut parasites.

Get up off your chair and walk around every once and awhile fatty fats. Also make sure to eat enough fiber.

eat your own shit untl your immune system builds up immunity against whatever vile fucking faggot disease you've got inside your anus

I plucked the hair around my asshole a couple months ago, once the hair started growing back my asshole itched so fucking bad for a few days, it was hellish. never pluck your asshole hairs kids.

What are you gay or something?