Tired of the slave life. Lets share good business ideas for 2020
I'll kick us off:
- Hedge fund apparel e-commerce
- Software defined tax evasion/shell corporations
- Beat somebody up as a service
- Educational book range for 4-6 teaching foundation logic for programming skills
- Tours of dangerous countries. Somali pirate cruise. Peshwar gun market day trip
- Bridgestone for drone racing
>Beat somebody up as a service
Unironically a great idea. I used to hire fat kids in the year above at school to beat people up for me and pay them $10 per hit. They could have made a shit ton if they had expanded
Good OP
What do you mean by Bridgestone for drone racing? And for the software tax evasion, do you mean like a TurboTax for tax evasion?
Shite I meant to say 'Silverstone' for drone racing - Silverstone being a household name UK formula 1 racetrack but create the drone racing equivalent
"TuboTax for tax evasion" is beautiful that's much more concise
Based, makes sense now. How would your drone race track look like user?
Perhaps hoops floating in the air and the drones have to fly through them. Similar to what you see in video games.
toilet sprayer. an attachable water gun on your bathroom sink to clean the toilet.
Anyone have any experience in manufacturing or where to get started? Or how much I need to build up a product before even thinking about manufacturing? Or if it would even be very profitable?
Particularly for canned sodas in this case. I want to take advantage of the recent seltzer boom, but I think there is a sweet spot for a variety of soda that hasn't been explored much yet.
The branding and R&D I have figured out. Not so much manufacturing or distribution.
hot babes wash your balls with warm rags and soaps but it's technically not sexual
Based high school mob boss.
go on
p2p uber with zero fees and ads to keep servers running
portable backpack toilet
chocolate cigars. it's a cigar, but it's made out of chocolate.
A jump to conclusions mat that has different conclusions you can jump to!
At what point does tax evasion become tax avoidence? Tax avoidance is completely legal as far as i know
>Educational book range for 4-6
4-6th grade or 4-6 year olds? Either way I don't think its a massive market unless you have pull with some school board or something and can get it put into the curriculum.
>Tours of dangerous countries. Somali pirate cruise. Peshwar gun market day trip
This seems like a lot of work for not that much reward. You'd have to spend quite a bit on security not to mention the personal risk and if even just one of your clients gets hurt or kidnapped despite your best efforts then your rep is ruined and business is over.
>drone racing
its been tried but drone races are kinda boring
Call it TurboTaxless or maybe TurNoTax.
All jokes aside don't do this the IRS will fucking hunt you down and nail you to a wall even if you technically aren't violating tax law only enabling others to do so.
A competitor to Amazon where you accept crypto.
Already invented
ebook retailer
It’s called kindle
> Beat somebody up as a service
I'm built like an old school strong fat Italian-American and want to beat the shit out of people. How can I do this legally for money without being a cop?
Porno producer. Ad revenue from pornhub. 2 million views is like $10k
How much to a hire a service to beat up racist who spam the N-word and try to be edgy doing so?
clear face masks. the filter is housed in the gasket surrouding your nose and mouth.
I miss using microaggressions :(
Scratch n sniff erotica
>create shitty business
>buy a bunch of business items
>run at a loss
>never pay taxes due to being a shitty business
>local landfill accepts brush and tree limbs, grinds them into mulch
>gives the mulch away in unlimited quantities to anyone who shows up for free
>buy a ~$9000 dump trailer and a $~4000 shitty F350 or equivalent and deliver this
>normies will pay $100-$200 for a load delivered
>can do 3-4 loads in a good day
I've been thinking of doing this for 3 years, never have, seems like a good return on investment desu. Especially if you already own a truck.
How do I rent 1-room apartments for holiday purposes? any good advice for how to handle holiday renting?
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