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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
tradingeconomics.com

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First for fuck 3dpd

Buy airlines and oil next week, last chance

>Buy airlines and oil next week
>as the FUD is kicking in and the chink flu numbers are about to go batshit
no thank you sir i do not want those shares.

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Just drank a 15-20mg THC edible.
Never done edibles before. What am I in for?

Also, fuck the bears

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Have you ever gotten high before?

The only edibles I've had are gummies and they did literally nothing for me. And they tasted kind of shitty too.

that's a lot for your first time. it's probably going to be hell for you, time will slow down massively and you'll be paranoid about everything. it'll feel like it never ends but it will, good luck.

RIP bro

Drug users will never make it. Get out.

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>screw different assets, all gains are in equities anyway
>screw global markets, all gains are in the US markets anyway
>screw the US markets, all gains are in S&P 500 anyway
I AM HERE screw S&P 500, all gains are in Nasdaq anyway
>screw Nasdaq, all gains are in FAGMAN anyway
>screw FAGMAN, all gains are in Apple anyway

Anyone else? Help me stop it, bros.

Based.

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edibles are way more potent sometimes.. you will probably die

tell that to the traders who make bank and have huge stim addictions

when you start feeling it, make sure you go to a public place so that people can see and help you if something were to happen to you. You don't want to isolate yourself and pass out. You want to be at an unfamiliar place where there's a lot of people and lots of commotion to keep you awake.

they'll go back up eventually anyway

pee pee poo poo

Oy vey Reb Schlomo, KTOV is going to the moon on Monday

That's still less degenerate than that shit

Yeah. I smoked 7 grams over the course of a week earlier this month.
Was barely getting high, thus I decided to up my game
How many mg in it?
I've experienced that 3 times before. Incredible fucking dying sensation.
I've already made it though

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I know people like to hype shit up and try to freak you out but you’ll probably just take a nap desu

Eh that's a decent dose but nothing crazy. Totally depends on the individual; edibles rarely do anything more than a buzz for me and I know lots of people who say the same. Just have a good activity lined up like something creative or just a good movie/show to binge. Have fun user sounds like a good Saturday.

Also fuck bears new highs in July

Since you're here you probably don't have a girlfriend, but I loved smoking pot and fucking.

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i wish i had a cute loli edible eating gf tbqh

ok, so buy the shilled jogger stocks on monday premarket or what?

BEST
JD
NIO
KTOV
EVOK

which one is the best? i want full nigger-power

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>still shilling that PnD

Dude it’s just weed not fucking pcp he can do whatever he wants nothing is gonna happen

>You want to be at an unfamiliar place where there's a lot of people and lots of commotion
Hahaha my friends did that to me the first time I got "too high"
I could barely comprehend things that were more than 5-10 feet away

You sound like a big pussy.

Just make sure you've got some snacks, water/juice, music, maybe a movie and you'll be fine.

>investing in China and Israel
What could go wrong?

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i didn't even check what they are, kek

>I know people like to hype shit up and try to freak you out but you’ll probably just take a nap desu
I did some Adderall right before, so I think that nap is a no-go

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Short the shit out of al the newbs who mistook the triple witching spike as a signal to start buying into garbage stocks again....

You got chutzpah kid, I’ll give you that