Stonks Go Up

>What is $STONKS?
$STONKS is a deflationary index fund backed by a balancer pool consisting of COMP, LINK, KNC, ETH, SNX, REP, AND LRC made by a BASED aussie Zig Forumsnessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
github.com/stonkdev/STONK

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

Airdrop is currently still on, free 30k STONKS for everyone who gets in, try not to dump them immediately kek, its like 30$ cmon. Throw some of your free STONKS in the pool like a real STONKS master and watch them go up.

Presale is still going on so you can get it for cheaper than its going for on uniswap.
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Up to date details on Presale:
ll eth will go to providing liquidity on uniswap for the remaining supply.

Next 20 million 1ETH -> 200K $STONK sold out
Next 20 million 1ETH -> 150K $STONK 0.000006667 eth per $STONK (5 million left)
Next 15 million 1ETH -> 100k $STONK 0.00001 eth per $STONK

Capped at 1.5 mil stonk per person for the presale.

DM me for buying requests. My timezone is AU/NZ, which is quite inverted, but i'll try staying up late to meet all your reqs

Stonks Go Up!

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sold my airdrop for 1eth KEK
free monies guys
also presale still going on, DONT BUY FROM UNISWAP NOW, or you will most likely get dumped on
joint he discord

So... it’s basically an improved Statera but we’re on the ground floor? Say no more.

It's a more aggressive Statera. The code is almost identical give or take a few lines that make it so uniswap slippage can be set lower. It owns more of the pool so it has better balancing power basically.

Bingo.

Biggest no-brainer in a *while* imo.

Like OP said, just hop in the discord and you'll see what's up.

DONT SELL THE AIRDROP LMAO

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COMP IS IN THE BALANCER POOL?

aite i bought the presale lol

They'll regret it big time unless they successfully swing trade (I was tempted to but just stayed put)

That ship has probably sailed though

Short-sighted anyways. This one is 10x EASY.

Won't take that long either.

Just hodl

What"s the minimum requirement for the airdrop?
Asking for a friend...

It's all in the discord... Hop in

woah STONKS is unironically a good fucking idea.

its an airdrop so it's free.

The only sure thing in this clown market are STONKS.

kek'd and check'd

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Airdrop is converting to 15k STONKS soon goys

Statera will always have first mover advantage - but the balancer mechanism is much better on this.

literally free money holy shit, what is the dev doing. needs to end this airdrop asap, at this point its just jeets looking for profits

It hasn't sailed yet, but its getting harder to do. I think unless I see some big swings again I'll stop.

desu I agree, people should pool it if anything imo
but if it feeds the village for one night...

true... think of the village sirs... lakshmi needs food

Unironically just made 1.1 ETH

thank you

so many jeets holy shit lmfao this is getting a lot of traction

Shill me on this? Sounds like STA. How old is this?

Thank you sirs this airdrop will let me build well in my village.

DAMN, made it in ground floor!
Gonna 10x this shit ez

hours old, presale is still going on. It's a copy of sta with different holdings in the pool/ a higher %holding of the token for the tradebot, thanos vs. Stonks Portfolio
pool some, jeet.

Checked. I've made a bit from STA, even though I was late to the party. I'll throw an eth in and see if it can capture even a tenth of a percent of STA. Should still be good gains if it's this early.

pajeets blocked it
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HAHAHHAHAHHA

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Brainlet here where is the presale?

Discord

see OP

Haha a scam made of scams.. the scam of scams. The Megascam

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Ok senpai.
We can have a chat in a week.
Keep fudding bobo. You always loooooose.

OH NO NO NO NO NO RANJEESH ON SUICIDE WATCH

It literally just need to hit 1c for good gains this early, you’ll get more than good gains.

>make pool with shitcoin
>mix a ton of your shitcoins in with a few decent coins
>shill your coin
>as your coin value goes up your liquidity shifts from your shitcoin to the decent coins
>withdraw your whole balance that has now been washed from shitcoins to decent coins
>dump your shitcoin

sounds like a scam

its at .02c already!
bot holds 42% of the supply, gl getting scammed.