How do I profit from crippling depression?

Do you have a room with a window where the sun is shining in? If yes then open the window and sit in the sun everyday for 1 hour+. Also get yourself some weed seeds and start growing weed.

I can't even remember the last time I showered. My sack smells like bread.

Fucking go shower mate, take a nice warm shower. I love taking showers, whats so bad about it?

it's not that easy when you are lacking motivation

Have a shower user, you might feel a bit better. I can recommend some workout routines you can do at home to make you feel a bit better too if you're interested.

Brah what the fuck... I shower twice a day.

cause you are a normie

It some countries it would grant you gibs, in france any handicap including crippling depression grants you 800 euros a month.
So just go live in France.

Alternatively if you are so inclined you can channel your emotions into art and produce something beautiful that you can then sell, or that can give you exposure.

Start showering and working out user.
Start with medium exercise. Just do 3 x failure good form Push ups and same for squats. Next day do 3 x failure curls/assisted pull ups. Shower after every workout.

The motivation snowballs, meaning the first time will always and forever be the hardest to force yourself to do. After that, they will get progressively easier and easier. So it without any distractions and you could be done in half an hour.

Think about it user, that will be the hardest one ever, and you can really look forward to the fact that they will be asked after that. All that matters is the first time. user, you could roll over and die unhappy, or you could do 1 workout today and live the rest of your life knowing you’re improving and hitting goals every day. The choice is yours, but it all boils down to today, that workout/shower, and eternal fulfilment or eternal depression.

get a job then

(lie in your resume about freelance shit btw)

I think people add crippling because they feel crippled by it and because normies use depressed to describe any time they're a little sad

uniroincally sounds comfy as fuck

you cant actually get vitamin d through glass. also the sun has to be higher than 45 degrees above the horizon.

Thats why i said he should open the window, fagget

he might not have that style of window my nigger

You sound like an attention whore, stop being a bitch

True, well OP if you haven't kys yet, you have to open the window in a way that no glass is between you and the sun. Just open the window and sit on the floor in your room, i do it every day.

Better a handfull with tranquility than two with toil and a chase after wind. Ecclesiastes 4,6

Take a good hot shower my friend. Feels comfy in your bathroom. Go out for a walk. Go buy something to the supermarket, say hello and smile to the fat cashier, go out and breathe fresh air.

Brainlet post. Kill yourself.

>How do I profit

Start a YouTube channel
Complain about being depressed
Say "don't forget to like and subscribe"
Profit