I have a $8000 MacBook Pro and $1500 iPhone. All I do is check Zig Forums all day...

I have a $8000 MacBook Pro and $1500 iPhone. All I do is check Zig Forums all day. I don't know how I can profit off my expensive Apple gear. Any advice biz? pls no troll/memes. Im serious.

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Sell your shit and buy bonds

sell your shit and wait for the release of the newer apple models. consoooom and repeat

Learn how to edit video or produce music and sell your services. I recommend Adobe premiere Pro and Ableton live.

When the bullrun takes off I'm going straight to Apple's site to order the most expensive Macbook Pro on there. I don't give 2 shits if I won't do anything to justify spending even 1/4th of the cost. I just wanna FLEX.

>I have a $8000 MacBook Pro and $1500 iPhone
>throws away $9.500 for shit

consooooooooom
fucking retard
kill yourself

you have useless electronic gizmos you don't even know how to operate fully. you should of spent your time on the fucking basketball court, but you didn't fucking listen.

Affix the laptop to your chest, and add a chainlink powered storefront for your mobile blowjob kiosk. Bring some wigs and lipstick and let customers customize your look for extra tokens

imagine having a $8000 computer that can't run VR. An core i9-9900k only costs $540.

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Sell both and buy a Thinkpad and a Nokia 2.1, throw the remaining $9k straight into BTC/ETH.

Please tell me you already do something with that laptop to make money.

Do you own a car user?
If so, drive it off a fucking cliff.

Imaging being so poor you think spending a few grant on some consumer tech is impressive

why would anyone buy an apple product? I have an iPhone SE (smart phone master race), but today, I cannot imagine why someone would want to buy an apple product. I don't want to buy a new apple phone because everything apple has been pumping out in recent years is absolute garbage. junk

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Dunno I like my 13" mid2018 macbook pro I bought for 2k 2 years ago. Its comfy to write code on it and it runs factorio. Also looks nice.

But holy shit the keyboard sucks

Well you can only compile with Xcode on a mac

what an idiot you cant profit from shit like that, get rid of it and buy a 1k windows laptop which will surely have the same specifications/power and a $500 android phone which is 2x better than a shitty iphone.

Start there, then come back...

I don't do anything on it. Thought it'd be nice to have the best of the best and future proof ya know? Im a neet and got pretty good monies from trump and EDD and couldn't think of anything else good to spend it on so went all out w/ the MacBook and iPhone. Maybe next EDD paycheck Ill get a camera so I could review this beastly sexy ass machine for you guys.

Make YouTube videos. That camera computer combo could easily hand video production.

True but I love my apple products.. and when I go to the Bucks I don't want no one seeing me with no windows or android gear.. that's embarrassing. You gotta rock the apple to get the honeys.

Only a fraction of people need a computer. Everyone else just needs a browser and a screen.

dude me blowing 400$ on scratchoffs drunk was smarter than that. jesus bro you fucked up, literally could of spent half the money you WASTED on that garbage on actual investments so you could buy that gawdy crap and not post on Zig Forums "uggghhhh guys I need money halp". fucking retard, if I was your father I'd be jaw dropped at how badly my son turned out; probably would ask my wife if she dropped the fucker on his head when I wasn't looking. 8k on a fucking mac book JESUS LOL wtf do you do on it that you couldnt do on a 3k alienware laptop?

i almost beleived you until reading this comment. this absolutely has to be bait

What videos should I make? Im not very interesting. Cant believe that toy review kid makes so much money just reviewing toys. I need to find my niche.

women that you think are attracted to you over material possessions would fuck niggers/white boys in shabby clothes they bought from goodwill. they respect actual men, not little boys with best buy electronics

Not bait. I really did blow my trump/edd check on top of the line apple gear. wondering what I can do to maximize its potential. I sit here wondering with all this power I now possess what can I do to make money.

ok this is a troll

if not bait then this is really sad

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I have a galaxy s9 plus i scammed amazon for (just claimed someone stole it from my doorstep).
And a heavily modded thinkpad t430, fell for the /g/ meme, spent some money on it to have it modded like this but 2 big batteries make it heavy as fuck.
I also have 230k$ worth of chainlink.

imagine buying all this stupid shit. it loses 70% of its value when you walk out the door. fucking retard you deserve a bag of dog shit in exchange for it, not money.

and the answer is: that notebook and phone won't make you money. next time you get your hands on 10k first think about what you want to do, THEN buy the equipment for it.

the best value you will get out of buying this shit is realizing how it won't make any women worth shit be more attracted to you next time you visit startbucks

I beg to differ. As Im typing this out, some girl at the bucks notice my nice ass MacBook and iPhone and wants to give me head in the restroom. Ill review how it went and report back to you lads later.

delete the thread retard if all these incels realize expensive gadgets turn you into a pussy magnet we'll lose our magic

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