Sell me this pen

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That pen can fit in my urethra, and yours too!

You can finger my ass with it

>breaks the pen
NO, FAG.

pee pee pen pen

Is good pen, can do lot of writings

Dubs buys
Trips sells
Quads get Leo's stack

I'll pay you $1 to buy this pen for $1.

I want you to do me a favour i want you shove a pen up your ass. Oh you dont have a pen?

Supply and demand anons.

*breaks your pen*

That's just foreign aid to Africa and Israel

100 link to whoever posts a pic with a pen up their ass. Dont have a pen?

write down my steam password. oh wait, you cant, can you?

My friend, please, the needful thing.

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as a usaf vet I can say this
..."this is my pen, there are many like it, but this is MY pen."

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>Puts entire pen inside my ass while maintaining eye contact

US foreign policy in a nutshell

korewa PEN desu

Me: 'you a father?'
Him: 'yeah'
Me: 'you won't be for much longer unless you buy this fucking pen'

"You can buy this pen for 50c"
"okay"
"Now that you're committed, the price is 1$"

you can buy it from me for 1 link. people on the web (internet) pay you 2link if you put it in your [spoiler]pooper[/spoiler]

WHAT GOOD IS A PEN IF I DON'T HAVE PAPER TO WRITE ON

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Also, ERG is a hidden gem.

This pen is not like any other pen. This pen is the beginning and the end. the alpha and the omega. It is the journey of your life. It writes your dreams and visions and turns them into reality.This pen is an extension of the future dimension you will be writing into existence. this pen is the Allseeer

I don't need your judgement OP , i think i did a brilliant job in pitching this pen. Now give me the fucking pen faggot. Or i will take the pen from you and jam it in your poophole so deep that you will never be able to retrieve it. It will look like the pen got engulfed in a wormhole. that's how deep i will shove that pen up your motherfucking asshole, got it faggot?

$PEN

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ARPA me this MPC bubble.

Just buy my fucking pen, and write down your huge future Statera gains with it, you absolute dickhead.

"I will sell you this pen for $1"

"ok"

he literally explained how to sell the pen

pls sir buy this pen the village needs help