You visit with your gf a pool party

You visit with your gf a pool party.
You go to the locker room and change clothes.
You come back and see these 2 guys do pic related with your gf.
What you gonna do?

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I dump the pass herself around slut for not instantly going I have a bf and walking away to find me. I dont deal with sluts and their "jokes"

beg them to fuck my gf, because i can't fulfill her sexual needs with my very small penis

Beat them. Those are marshmellow muscles on a manlet and a chubby guy with a thin beard. Then dump her.

Ask my gf if you is comfortable with these gentlemen. If she says no then ask politely they let here go or you call the police.

If she says yes then walk away laughing that you dodged a slut bullet and put some serious thought into how you are picking gfs.

Remind them why God made them into manlets shorter than 6' and smaller than 220 lbs.

Then remind the fucking roastie piece of shit I never told her she was my girlfriend.

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Brute animals that have been created for this world, enjoy peace in sensual delights. Give to a dog a bone, and he is perfectly content; give to an ox a bundle of hay, and he desires nothing more. But man, who has been created for God, to love God, and to be united to him, can be made happy only by God.

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This is reasonable

Pretty much this. Would drop them there and then. Massive red flag she'll be fucking someone else within a month or two. If she looked that rough in the first place I'd start questioning how low my standards have gotten while I'm at it.

realise its a dream cause i'm gay

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I shoot them and the girl

Dump her, or if I didn't pump her before I dump her immediately after pumping.

collect the $300 from each
or a cracker getting cut

Join in on fucking her, because no way in hell was I ever going to get serious with some trailer trash half sleeve slut in the first place lmao.

Why would you take your gf to a pool party? lol
Even visiting a regular club with gf sucks, but pool party?.. Asking to get yourself cucked, unless you are roided out 6'5 gigachad

Based and Reasonablepilled

I want hair like the right

Pinch and pull their nipples hard to assert dominance.

I’m always amused by that retarded looking dude on the left. Even if you’re ugly you can self improve to seem attractive to females.

dump gf

Play it off have fun get her drunk when we have sex that night put it in her ass and fuck her till she cries and make her say "im a whore and whores deserve it" over and over until its permanently imprinted on her from the repetition and pain then never speak to her again

Aquinas?

Throw molotov cocktail at all 3 of them and watch them scream in agony.

Whilst i stand on one side and rub one off, laughing in complete euphoria.

cringe

Rape both men while gf watches how fucking alpha i am

based, my cock is also TINY

in all actuality:

>walk up to her while she's in the air
>"are you fucking serious!?"
>one of the dude's says something
>"shut the FUCK up faggot"
>potentially punch him in the face

if this happens
>get into brawl
>probably get my ass kicked
>go home and do my best to forget about her and move on
>take my frustration out in a positive manner of self-improvement

if it doesn't happen
>tell bitch she's a disgusting slut
>take picture of her in air
>send it to her parents
>go home and do my best to forget about her and move on
>take my frustration out in a positive manner of self-improvement

apologize profusely my gf isn't sucking them off right then and there, then dead man dive from the stage behind them. after that probably invest in some eth shit token.

>your gf

Day of our lord, white cucks still using this term ngmi, this is why blacks are superior, they call them my bitch, my ho, my slut.
They know what's up

i pull out my chad cock and pound that pussy while those two faggots hold my bitch for me.

just take the pic to the barber and show him. or ask for an undercut and use product to style it like he does.

>this is why blacks are superior
Spot on. It's why black-majority countries are so developed and chad like...oh wait, nevermind.