What's a good job you can do @ 34 years old without any prior experience of having a job?

I have tired this. ALl these retards want you to work 2 am or they say "need atleast 1-2 years of prior experience".

Some companies will pay a bus ticket to take you to their facility. You'd drive with your trainer for like a month then start out on your own. It takes a while to begin but you can make a career from it

>b-but I don't want to work that late I'm tiiiired!
Suck it up buttercup

IF i was gonna do that i would have to sacrifice my workouts (part of my daily living) and any social life. I am young also. 18.

It's called a CDL and it takes a few months, most places will pay for it. And living in the city, "brah", isn't an excuse you fucking idiot. It anything, it is an advantage. I grew up in rural America and I couldn't even afford a car. You are minutes away from jobs, doctor's appointments, side gigs. You have only yourself to blame for being poor at this point.

>because I have a job that makes me too tired to exercise so I'm just gonna be a lazy piece of shit and sit in front of the screen and drink beer using my job as an excuse
fixed it for you, also
>muh social life
who are you trying to fool

Define "good"

gambling on bitcoin and poker

No idiot if i work nights i gotta sleep during the day.
>who are you trying to fool
true.

This. I'm a warehouse salaried manager, but Garmin refuses to hire as a manager because "manufacuting and logistics are entirely different industries". Current job is decent and pays 64k a year, but a similar job at Garmin pays 92k a year with the same benefits

Clean toilets.

Web Developer
Teamtreehouse.com
Spend 6 months doing the full stack js and front end web dev track and go get a job with a local startup taking 30-45k salary. After a year of experience, go get a 65-90k job elsewhere

If you're not a retard they could literally teach you everything you need to know within a week. But this pathetic system we live in only lets the brainwashed thrive. Now i am sitting here 18 yr old Swede, uni dropout, with no options.

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Real life doesn't work like that kid

Uh no.

I know a few truckers. Absolutely best case amazing scenario is $150k a year and that is if you own the rig and basically drive non stop and do risky hauls like Alaska and Canada.

A month ago my buddy started a junk hauling business. With no experience of any kind (He's been a security guard his entire working career) he bought a 24-year-old pickup truck for $2,000, created a Yelp profile for his business and has been getting consistent work in his city. He brought me a to help with a job that required two people last Monday and I got to look at his books- He's averaging three hundred to $500 a day just going to people's houses, picking up their mattresses or televisions or other junk and driving the junk to a dump yard. We made a thousand fucking dollars last Monday for four hours of work throwing away an old grill, a chopped up jacuzzi and some other odds and ends.

Just learn how to do something new, maybe pick up some woodworking skills and diy things that people will buy.

There’s only one way to get experience

Landscaping
Cheap, easy, fulfilling, set your own hours mostly

Landscaping is intensive as fuck. Go with junk hauling instead, it pays a little bit less on average but is vastly less work on average as well

a (night) security guard
- all major companies need them
- requires no skill, no motivation, no prereq, no effort. Literally anyone can do it.

What the fuck do you know about the real world? Nigga you're a 34 year old NEET

This. My 34 year old musician friend did this when he was 32 and now makes fucking bank. 6 months of learning it. An entry level bullshit project job for a year or so. And then go make 100K to work remotely. Perfect plan.

Literally exactly how it works you dumb faggot. Stay fucking poor