Having a son is the best thing that happened in my life. money isnt everything

What state are you in?

Enjoy your buyer's remorse. My wife and I are happily childfree. Mostly because she is 2 dimensional.

That or when he was showing you how to do stuff it consisted of you holding the flashlight while he yelled at you.

yeah i second this. my dad never really learned me anything. which is kinda sad. I needed a strong father figure in my life. I might have even listened not to do all those drugs in my teens. but he just didn't care. All I needed was my dad to care more frens. That's all i needed.

>buyer's remorse

Pretty much the opposite. Kids become more fulfilling for the parent as they get older, by the time they're adults and the parent is in their old age they might as well be their whole life and sense of eternity.

Childless elders are extremely sad and you can tell they're a hair's breadth away from offing themselves

Well stop being a little bitch now son, you're an adult.

Damn. You get caught molesting the kid or what?

Lmao are u by any chance from eastern europe or do boomers act like this everywhere

I think its just a boomer thing.

I am a Christian now and I never have to work in my life ever again. But thanks yeah I guess.

If you want to avoid the chances of autism, forego the MMR triple shot. It really is a risk, despite what big pharma and their lawyers tell you.

Based. I hope I can have a small family myself user.

It's everywhere. My mom would make help my dad to do repairs around the house. It involved him having me look for tools with vague descriptions and names I didn't associate with anything. I did learn stuff but I hated helping him because he would just get mad at me when I couldn't find whatever tool he was looking for. It wasn't until I started this job as an engineer that I realized I know more about tools from a few years of watching my dad fix stuff than some people that have been using them for work their whole lives. Fucking people cant even put a bit on a power drill properly.

Yeh congrats, bud. I have a 12 yr old daughter, and am entering gaga land pt. 2
When they're 4,5,6 kinda age it's some of the funniest moments ever. Make sure to record them with a phone app. They get suspicious if there's a camera, but a recorder you can sneak in easily. I sat the other night with my daughter and we were both in hysterics at stuff she'd said only 6 years previous. Fun times...

Sorry to hear this man. Hold in there. Your time will come.

Lmao that was literally mine experience

Why the fuck were our dads so selfabsorbed retards?

perhaps you were a screeching sperg

Why don't you have to work again? And sorry about your not great childhood. Nothing can ever make up for that but if you have a child you will at least know what to do and make it right for someone you love.

>well, my kiddo is the opposite, bored fast, always exploring

first sign of adhd

be American, get shot.

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As you and your wife age and hopefully how out of being a man child you will realize you have no real meaning to your life. I hope you grow up in time though.

my childhood was allright from a normies perspective. I had girlfriends, I was popular at a time. I smoked the dank I had frens. Many parties. But in the end it wasn't worth it and yeah well. I wish I just had known how based the Bible is from a young age. Then maybe I wouldn't be doing all the drugs and lowering my IQ by 20 points you know...

anyway I never have to work again because of Zig Forums . and no i didn't take part in uniswap scams.

Are you sure they aren't doing it properly? A lot of retards who work with tools think that if you don't do it the same exact way they do that it's wrong, are you one of those retards?

You kinda have to accept who people are. You can encourage your kid in a direction, but ultimately it's their decision. I keep dropping hints about dentistry to mine. It really isn't that difficult and they earn a fucking fortune. Not to mention they associate with switched-on people.

How long have you been on biz?

I wasn't much of a sperm. I was like 9 years old helping my dad hold the flashlight and handing him tools. Searching for things that had names that had no meaning to me like a a hammerdrill, the different names for different types of shovels, the difference between concrete, wood and metal drill bits

Why would you marry someone if you just want to fuck her?

it's fine. my mum did the same thing to my dad.

now we're grown and know about it we both kinda hate her and are friends with our dad.

dw user

If I ever have a kid I'd just like to be able to teach them the wisdom of the valuation of things/situations, it's this wisdom that has helped me excel in areas where people might miss things. It can't be taught which frightens me.

No, there's proper ways to use tools. If you put force on a power drill and the bit gets pushed in then you put it on wrong no matter how tight you think you tightened it. The shaft isn't supposed to go all the way into the chuck, you need to leave a small part of the square part exposed so that it can grip properly. Same thing with files, they have one side. You don't go back and forth with them, you slide it in one direction only. These old retards have been doing it for like 40 years and never learned that.

If things hadn't gone the way they had then you would be an entirely different person, for better or worse.

>dubious
care to elaborate?

What country are you in?

I only ask because I went through that, too. Thankfully I'm through it now, but it was really fucking shit. I feel for you.

They are probably too impatient, most people are just trying to hurry up and go home, not doing things right.

Shut up namefag

A moment of sincerity today, in Biz.

I rather enjoyed it.

Other day someone on Zig Forums was asking me why do Indians who move to the west are already married. Now I wonder the same about you white guys. Jeez I'd never marry. Won't punish a child to born in this soon to be islamic world