What are the benefits of investing in women?

What are the benefits of investing in women?

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I asked out a woman at the park last week. We even went on a first date a few days later. It was nice and we hit it off well. We even made out. But the problem is, I still have a ton of bullshit to go through before a deal is sealed. There's making sure I don't mess things up with texting her, coordinating next dates, and trying to put up with her mind games and shit tests. Incidentally, we were supposed to meet for a second date over the weekend, but it was too short notice and she had to back out. Though, she did ask for a rain check. Now I'm left waiting to text her so that I don't make her think I'm a needy faggot or something. But my point is, even when you finally muster the courage to ask out a woman, you keep having to jump through hoops for the slightest chance of her wanting to go out with you, let alone fuck you. Quite frankly, it's almost always never worth it. With my free time, I'd rather read literature, play soccer, or study stocks. It takes a special woman to make a man reconsider his decision. That's what happened to me when I saw her sunbathing in the park. She was stunning, and I couldn't pass up on the opportunity. So here I am, hoping this works out. It goes without saying that I live in DC, where women outnumber men, and a third of the men are homosexual. It's especially bullshit because, with the odds in my favor, I still have to jump through hoops like a fucking dog. In a word, I consider myself blackpilled on women, but is it ever worth it?

Providing you with children. That's literally it.

invest in an e-girl to be her cyberpimp lmao

no

just jack it to anime schoolgirls

nice larp incel

a rape accusation on Twitter 8 years later

based

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dude if you really need twat, learn how to be an asshole, workout and send this EXACT message to every chick you match with on tinder. "wanna be my baby momma ::wink tongue emoji::. You will get twat. Snapchat them for 5 minutes, confirm pic, ask them to if they want to chill rn. Theyll say yes. Dont talk when they get there, ask them if they want to chill and watch some shit. Dont talk. If you arent smooth JUST SHUT UP. Get into your bed with only your pants and a t shirt on. The second they sit down you need to break the ice by just saying straight up - i dont let people wear pants in my bed. Take you hand and grab their ass, use your other hand to hold their neck and start slowly kissing them. If you dont know how to kiss, then just hold your breath and every 10 seconds or so move your mouth to their neck and lick it a little with the tip of your tongue up and down the side of it. give it a SLIGHT nibble and then go back to it. Remove all of their clothing entirely. Learn how to remove a bra and everything with one hand. keep your clothes on still, its a sign of dominance. I really dont feel like going into extreme detail on how to get them to suck your cock. just fucking do your thing, make sure they suck your cock first or its a waste of time. bust nut in them, dont ask questions. never ask questions. just do it. when your done dont fucking talk just fucking make sure you kiss them when youre coming if you do want a return customer. GLhf

>tfw someone who was friends with the bitch who falsely accused me of rape recognized me in line for the pub last night
fucking got triggered as fuck and lost my shit

Don't play her games, they're just a nonsensical waste of time. Women are still people (believe it or not), just get to know her and see how it goes without thinking too hard

when people call you an incel on Zig Forums you can legally type back "NO I HAVE A GF/WIFE"

Inceldom is a state of mind, fren.

I think if you don't crave companionship then you should stay single. I figure there are a lot of guys out there who are better off not dating. They probably get into relationships for a combination of desire for sex and social pressure. Or maybe they want children, which I guess makes sense. But if none of these apply to you, just fuck it man, stay single, and enjoy your lifetime buffet of anime and video games.

>t. virgin

After dating/sleeping with around 5 women you get a pretty good idea of what they're like. At that point you can really fake the sort of person they're attracted to, but you're still a simp deep down. Women are still your number 1 priority and they'll sniff it on you given enough time.

After you've dated/slept with like 10+ women, especially really hot girls that make your life a living Hell for a few months (if you're lucky, years if you're unlucky) you have seen enough of them to know how they all are and you have likely ascended. At this point, you truly despise women on a conceptual level and have dedicated yourself to starting a business, self-improvement, or other more personal ambitions.

At this point, every woman on Earth can sniff that, and you will never have trouble getting women ever again. At all. I carry myself with the attitude that women are the most paramount inconvenience on Earth and I genuinely believe it from experience. When I interact with a woman that isn't my current girlfriend (and sometimes even with her) my attitude is "oh God...what are you going to do to annoy the shit out of me...go ahead, show me."

And to validate everything you believe about women not being worth the time, this attitude of treating them like the pains in the ass that they are, makes them get huffy and attracted to you. It's like they insist on proving to you that they're not pains in the ass, by trying to win your approval so they can then proceed to be pains in the ass.

I've fucked 19 women so far, and I'm 26 years old. Women annoy the shit out of me. But alas, I am slave to my sexual desires and can't help but crave pussy.

Absolutely based, agree completely
>t. 25 yo, 22 lays

I dated a girl in high school and wrote her love poems

cute

Even that is iffy, if she files for a divorce, and you get divorce raped, and lose custody due to false allegations.

But at least your bloodline will continue.

> Make sure they suck dick
Lmao I'm looking for a good girlfriend; if she sucks dicks I'm not interested

extremely basado

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Body count comes with personality though. And a person with high body county is definitely not the girl in the left. Nice rationalization of your baggage on your part, though.

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>Nice rationalization of your baggage on your part, though.
I'm a white man with a loving gf. No need for me to "rationalize" anything.

Children and a caretaker for children

>yt sissy
>"gf" getting blacked right now

You should be prepping the bull not shitposting.

Holy based, Batman

You ain’t a simp. You have discovered the redpill on women. The only thing you’re missing is treating them like shit and only sometimes being genuine and loving them. Women are genetically engineered to bitch you up.

Keep projecting. Most of us aren't edgy teenagers here.