$STONKS- Stonks General: What a wild ride edition

>What is $STONKS?

A token that's value is derived from a balancer pool of protocol-layer defi smart contracts made by a BASED aussie Zig Forumsnessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
github.com/stonkdev/STONK

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

>discord
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>We've been added to coingecko & coinstats!
coingecko.com/en/coins/stonk
coinstats.app/en/coins/stonk
Price information should update once the sites recognize uniswap trading activity.

$STONK is also now tradable on a new order book DEX exchange - bamboo relay (now verified!):
bamboorelay.com/trade/STONK-WETH

GL Fudders, announcement about 2 100k+ subscribers youtube channels shilling THE DeFi Deflationary Index coming up in the next post.

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Other urls found in this thread:

uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb60Fde5D798236fBF1e2697B2A0645380921FccF
noproxy.pools.balancer.exchange/#/pool/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1
etherscan.io/address/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1#writeContract
stonk.dev/#interface
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Pic related
Vision AND YTber hype confirmed.
Bullish.

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this shit has made me so much money over the past two days. god bless fellas

Worth about as much a mah goose

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same here i've been swing trading and have cashed out 6 eth so far

bro ive made 23 eth off of this and it wont fucking stop, ive been swinging all day i havent slept in 48 hours im fucking pumped

wish i did't pussy out and bought more from the presale

comfy as shit tony stonk here

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Why did he mention ETHX, a literal exit scam from last week?

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STONKOSAURUS reporting in. Out of all the coins I'm holding I'm most hype about this. Also STONK $2 July 22. checkem

because like 9 people all jumped on ethx at once in the sta disc server, literally all of them lost money except for 1 or two people, noke not included. They even checked wallet histories and shit in the witch hunt that followed, fuck anonymoose. If you recall, everyone who bought into ethx thought it was legit.

This actually seems like it has legs. Congrats on being not a scam.

If you want to get into a uniswap token BEFORE it releases so you can dump bags on other people instead of letting people dump their bags on you come here: https //discord gg/ 2g 2F tWM

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dev got scammed so he decided to make a legit project

honked my goose just now. thanks

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goldman stonks reporting in for duty sire

I don't blame him at all, I thought EthX was legit too and my "scam radar" is typically sharp as hell.

I lost 8 ETH on that damn token

I've made it all up and then some with Stonk... When I found out me and Noke both took the same L on EthX lol... Poetic

Hahahahhah wtf 3k liquid yes I’m sure this is not a scam and people are committed and believe

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Omg 3k pooled wow this is screaming scam. Just like how devs ban anyone who questions stonk or raises doubts

You’ve been warned look it up yourself 3k pool

>he's not in the top 100 of STONKS *and STA
ngmi

We JUST migrated to a new pool, 75% of the liquidity still in the old one.

Team has been on people to move to the new one, shouldn't take longer than another day or two

I hope this makes sense, ETHx exit scamming was legitimately the inspiration for making a legitimate project, and not in a weird double-speaky way.

He is currently working on addressing a lot of fud, as well as considering a logo redesign soon. Not to mention all the advertising he's paying for instead of performing the rugpulling he can't even do.

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Hahahaha they are literal poorfags who feel priced out of a 4 cent token

?? dev and stonks disc/tg admins explicitly stated they wouldnt ban fudders because it was healthier and more transparent to address their concerns publicly than ban them? who got banned?

Stonks??? Lol what a scam

Exactly.

If have ANY type of instincts/judgment and aren't a complete autist...

It's obvious Noke is a good dude.

Scamming sociopaths can't even pretend to think like this.

So... Keep fudding... or make it

Up to you

But they're all from the sta discord.

idgaf bro i've cashed out 23 eth. im literally untouchable right now faggot, dont even reply, i dont give a fuck if you buy or not

So you faggots would put in the money to create another index fund token to make more money(after 2 weeks of crabbing no less), but you wouldn't put in the effort and money to actually advertise Statera outside of Zig Forums and reddit's business board?

What the flying fuck were you thinking?

>not holding both
ngmi

the price was half of sta's last night, on its first day of existence. The pool will grow as need be, stonks is designed to be traded, as it's deflationary, you already know the rules.

STONK has no advantage over STA. The original pitch was that the STONK's balancer pool would contain a higher percentage of STONK making it more influential than STA's. The dev realized this was retarded and that it didn't work like that. He then made a new pool where STONK makes up the same percentage of as STA's pool. Additionally, STONK has a burn rate of 0.3% compared to STA's 1%. STONK has to do three times the volume of STA to burn the same amount. The lower burn rate does make it easier to buy on uniswap but that is not enough to create three times the volume. The defi projects in the STONK's pool might do well short term but during a bullrun BTC and ETH have historically outperformed most alts. Not to mention that STONK's pools are so small they have practically no effect on the price.

the advantage lies in the picks in the pool, tell me you expect bitcoin and eth to 2x faster than, say, lrc and rep? I personally don't. Thank you for mentioning the burn rate is specifically placed there to address the slippage bullshit sta unfortunately has to deal with. The exact phrasing I've been using this whole time is that it will outperform sta on the short term, and POTENTIALLY in the long run.
huh look at that, nearly doubled in the half hour since you posted this killer fud.

Should've included this in the OP

>How to add liquidity

Uniswap:
1. Go here: uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb60Fde5D798236fBF1e2697B2A0645380921FccF

Balancer:
All tokens simultaneously:

0. Remember to have a decent supply of each origin pool token before attempting this.
1. Go here: noproxy.pools.balancer.exchange/#/pool/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1
2. Click add liquidity
3. Click unlock on every token - don't worry if their interface bugs out and doesn't show your token as unlocked.
4. Go here etherscan.io/address/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1#writeContract
5. Click connect to web3, and scroll down to joinPool
6. Enter how much BPT you want multiplied by 10^18 in poolAmountOut (make sure it isn't too high, otherwise your transaction may fail)
7. Enter [999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000] in maxAmountsIn
9. Done!

One click pooling:
1. Go here stonk.dev/#interface