Hey Zig Forums want to scam your fellow biznessmen or redditors? Here is how! Balancer.Finance is exactly the tool Statera, Stonks, and other like shitcoins use to make their “revolutionary” cryptos.
It is as simple as this, google a guide to copy paste an ERC20 token, add a few flashy whistles like token burning (ooooooh) if you’d like. Go to balancer.finance and make an automatically rebalancing fund and add your shitcoin to it! Add in some other legitimate coins to legitimize your project. It’s best to add what is “hot” with the tards, like DeFi. Then add your shitcoin to Uniswap!
Now all you have to do is sockpuppet and shill on Zig Forums, make up erronous bullshit like audits, exchange listings, whatever, you know the drill. Anyone who points out that this is pointless is a FUDDER trying to accumulate low.
It really is this easy to scam 100s-1000s of dollars from the idiots here. Look at STA, its just a simple amalgamation of free tools and copy pasted code that idiots here are SLURPING up. A literal 15 year old could put it together in a day. I just handed you the key to free dumb money. Thank me later, can’t wait to see what you guys come up with.
Goodluck, make sure you astroturf Zig Forums. Why should STA and STONK scammers get rich and not you?
Connor Evans
So you sold STA for DMM and now worried the price is running away from you eh...Sorry man.
Blake Cox
Haha no buddy, I don’t buy shitcoins I could create in 30 minutes, I have my own rebalancing index funds without 20% pure scamcoin in them.
Wyatt Hernandez
The number of shit scam coins about to increase. The user above and the ones bellow are gonna be up busy all night creating their shit coins. You about to keep me busy shouting scam scam scam scam for next coming days. user why did you teach them this? Biz is about to look like a ratchet scam jungle.
Caleb White
accerlationism user. I want to see this board burn. Perhaps from the ashes a flower could bloom
Cooper Allen
Remember launches first will make the most money. The gains will be diminishing, milk it hard and milk it fast anons. It is seriously stupid easy money. STA devs probably make 5-6 figures doing this EXACT thing.
Henry Miller
this site doesn't even work, how is anyone supposed to make a shitcoin with it
Ethan Myers
Here come the damage control scammers who are upset their method has been leaked!
Do one for all the Oracle meme coins. Link, Tellor, Band, etc. Name your shoehorned ecr20 Orca or something, make the burn higher than sta and make us rich
Aiden Powell
This isn't news. The point of STA is it has by far the biggest and best pool.
Isaac Cook
Mega based
It's already a cesspit of depravity. This place will always be a minefield for newfags
Asher Foster
Not for long son! A pool of 300K is very easy to replicate and beat. Competition is coming.
Josiah Perez
Yea this is a good idea!
Michael Perry
Well you just revealed the secrets of the biz universe to newfags, and im actually kinda impressed ballsy move user.
Lucas Murphy
Some good idea to make that will be HOT
1) oracle token index + your shitcoin 2) top 10 index + your shitcoin, name it top 10 coin to confuse idiots 3) supply chain index + your shitcoin 4) stablecoin index + your shitcoin, say it arbs stable coins or some shit and pays a divvy, the (tards here will believe anything without checking) 5) exchange token index + your shitcoin
Anthony Turner
The day i make make my shit coin it ain't gonna be an ERIC20 token and i won't be doing it for the money but the memes, probably use whirlpool for the hashing algorithim as a cryptographer i get a hard on thinking about AES, but ill probably work in the balancer code as something for the minebros to handle, the issue is going to be programing the general theory of reflexivity and how it relates to meme coins.
Yet the competiton still can't even manage 10% of it.
Ayden Jenkins
This thread is unironically based. I’ve been telling the retards in the STA threads that they’ve been buying into false mysticism for weeks now and they simply won’t hear it. Accelerate, accelerate, accelerate.
Jose Rivera
First of all, why would you tell people this. Second, STOP.
Third , just buy AAVE.
Jonathan Wilson
It actually would be a decent investment for the oracle / defi buzzword boom. An index fund with all the big oracles in one basket with a deflationary shitcoin would pump like fuck
Leo Perry
>says the increasingly nervous STA shill
Burn, burn, burn
Someone who wants to scam make it, it would definitely be a hit.
Jonathan Gonzalez
I think in that situation it'd be better to not even scam people, it'll give at least decent mid-term growth, it's not like Link is going anywhere soon, and TRB and Band are pulling up from the rear fast, normies know MuH OraClEs so yeah, some user get on this, and release it in Euro time so I don't fucking miss it
Noah Russell
>Step one Buy sta when it dips to nothing >step two Make a shitcoin that includes sta in its index pool >step three Wonder how these new shitcoins buying each other is going to effect the meme coin market
Christopher Rogers
“ThAtS tHe MaGiC oF bAlAnCe PoOlS.”
“This token is intended to prevent low IQ brainlets from buying. You’re only providing the point.”
“I love seeing the Balancer wreck swingers in real time.”
“OMG is this the true power of biz???Never before chainlink have I seen Multiple 300+ Threads in a single day!”
Maybe the term Scam Lite is better. It's still a scam but the devs at least wait a few weeks to build momentum instead of vanishing after 2 days
Lincoln Evans
Why do reddit fags not get that defi is about setting up a system that captures and creates value. It's not about how fucking clever your fucking nano and Cardano chain is that literally no one will ever use
