$STONKS General- Outpacing the FUD Edition

>What is $STONKS?

A token that's value is derived from a balancer pool of protocol-layer defi smart contracts made by a BASED aussie Zig Forumsnessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
github.com/stonkdev/STONK

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

>discord
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>We've been added to coingecko & coinstats!
coingecko.com/en/coins/stonk
coinstats.app/en/coins/stonk
Price information should update once the sites recognize uniswap trading activity.

$STONK is also now tradable on a new order book DEX exchange - bamboo relay (now verified!):
bamboorelay.com/trade/STONK-WETH

I heard another exchange might be upcoming, those listing fees are pretty hefty..... but hey, thats stonks for you!

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Other urls found in this thread:

uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb60Fde5D798236fBF1e2697B2A0645380921FccF
noproxy.pools.balancer.exchange/#/pool/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1
etherscan.io/address/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1#writeContract
stonk.dev/#interface
medium.com/@stonkdev/introducing-stonk-9a45990f78f8
balancer.finance/
docs.balancer.finance/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

How to add liquidity

Uniswap:
1. Go here: uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb60Fde5D798236fBF1e2697B2A0645380921FccF

Balancer:
All tokens simultaneously:

0. Remember to have a decent supply of each origin pool token before attempting this.
1. Go here: noproxy.pools.balancer.exchange/#/pool/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1
2. Click add liquidity
3. Click unlock on every token - don't worry if their interface bugs out and doesn't show your token as unlocked.
4. Go here etherscan.io/address/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1#writeContract
5. Click connect to web3, and scroll down to joinPool
6. Enter how much BPT you want multiplied by 10^18 in poolAmountOut (make sure it isn't too high, otherwise your transaction may fail)
7. Enter [999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000] in maxAmountsIn
9. Done!

One click pooling:
1. Go here stonk.dev/#interface

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First medium article, a fine qrd for you to review.

medium.com/@stonkdev/introducing-stonk-9a45990f78f8

>$STONK is an indicator for DeFi.

>STONK is an Ethereum-powered deflationary token which is leveraged to a balancer pool of decentralised finance (DeFi) assets, this pool, called the origin pool, includes Compound, ChainLink, Kyber Protocol, Synthetix, Augur, Loopring, and Ether.

>These tokens were specifically selected for their revolutionary developments in the DeFi space. The balancer pool represents a healthy mixture of stable assets and volatile assets to promote arbitrage opportunities for the pool. All assets within the pool are also protocol-layer contracts, giving them unlimited room for growth and expansion.

>It is becoming more and more apparent that DeFi is taking over the cryptocurrency space, and STONK wants to be at the forefront of that journey by creating an easy option for investors to diversify their investments into not only one DeFi token, but into seven, all in one trade.

More in the article.

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Some up and coming events!
>2 separate 100k sub youtube crypto channels will be reviewing this week
>Univision support
>more exchanges
>AS MUCH EFFORT AND MONEY PUT IN TO MARKETING AND COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT AS POSSIBLE FROM DAY ONE AND FOREVERMORE

Meme name, serious project. Stonks go up!

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Bump

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based. stonk is giving me early chainlink vibes. can easily see this going to 10 cents and eventually 1 usd

any idea what exchanges are in the pipeline?

>be promised the pump
>the not the pump
Why, sirs?

Definitely early chainlink vibes

The dev is removing liquidity daily. Ve careful and check it by yourself anons. Reminds me BAGGS

this, make sure you comb yourself before you think to buy into any scams sirs

Will buy when you get a legit exchange

STATERA ALREADY DOES WHAT STONK PLANS TO DO BUT BETTER
STATERA ALREADY DOES WHAT STONK PLANS TO DO BUT BETTER
STATERA ALREADY DOES WHAT STONK PLANS TO DO BUT BETTER
STATERA ALREADY DOES WHAT STONK PLANS TO DO BUT BETTER

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this shits dumping hard

Different markets

Proof?
Balancer pool has only increased
and he can't pull liquidity from uniswap because it's community owned.

You'll be able to see the first one on uniswap vision, soon. Then the second. And third.
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A completely valid concern, thank you for pointing this out. Dev has publicly announced every transaction and they are for the marketing efforts I listed earlier in the OP, etherscan is public. I don't see how a balancer is similar to a gambling token exit scam but have at it. The pool has been growing steadily, as well.
How could Statera capture exclusively DeFi focused capital when its oriented towards being a safe crypto hedge with a little DeFi risk/reward sprinkled in? It's simply not the same idea, no one is comparing the two. it's an index of different projects. Statera created a protocol that effectively allowed people to create these indexes and another project used this protocol to create an index of different projects, don't you see the inherent value in that?

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Dump eet

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I am financially ruined.

You have no power in the deflationary pool market, bog.

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Just don't sell and you'll be good

What are the advantages/rewards of pooling the token vs just holding?

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Pooling will lead to more liquidity for the balancerl, which is critical in the infancy stages for a project like this. There are rewards netted for pooling in the form of .88% transaction fees, and should a project like chainlink, comp, or eth get a nice pump, the balancer will sell off its holdings in those to buy more stonks. I like having a bag of stinkies and comp on the side desu

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you dahre defy my powair mahrtal

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is it expected to be a centralised or decentralised exchange?

Low quality fud

Burn rate is 0.3125% which is compatible with lots of exchanges, so I wouldn't be surprised if both.

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first exchanges are going to be more dexs for sure. cexs have been on the table since conception.
Burn rate was specifically adjusted to fix slippage issues.

AW YEA

Price is in the 0.007-0.015 channel. Imo a big increase is not far away.

0.05 here we come! STONKs up!

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Would be based if they managed to get on a CEX faster than STA due to this

Our manlet thanos is growing
10k in the pool now

In before the VC fags come

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Yes please, 5c and I'm x10 on my investment. I want a quick pump to 10, sell half my stack and let the other half ride up or down while I buy myself a steak with the profits

Not missing the train on this one. This is a 2 day old - and sustaining project. Lot's of FUDDERS are supporting now since they do not want to miss the train.

Pre exchange buy in would be a gold mine

>Pooling is essential in the early stages - if you want to help out the project, pool a % of your holdings.

>Pooling is the same as securing your funds - e.g If you pool 200 LINK via stonk.dev/#interface this one click pooling interface, the balancer will sell off some LINK and buy other tokens so your 200LINK value in $USD is spread out amongst the pool. You will receive BPT which represents your total value in the pool. Your total pool share is calculated by BPT/total BPT supply, which is variable according to how much $$ is injected by everyone collectively into the pool.

>When you pool you are also doing something called liquidity mining passively. Liquidity mining simply means that if you provide liquidity, you will earn balancer.finance/ 's own token, the BAL token. How much you get is calculated from trades in and out paying the pool's swap fee (which is 0.88%, quite high). This should incentivize keeping some of your holdings in the pool. Think of it as interest at a bank.

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>Alright so what in the heck is pooling?

Pooling is the same as securing your funds - e.g If you pool 200 LINK via stonk.dev/#interface this one click pooling interface, the balancer will sell off some LINK and buy other tokens so your 200LINK value in $USD is spread out amongst the pool. You will receive BPT which represents your total value in the pool. Your total pool share is calculated by BPT/total BPT supply, which is variable according to how much $$ is injected by everyone collectively into the pool.

When you pool you are also doing something called liquidity mining passively. Liquidity mining simply means that if you provide liquidity, you will earn balancer.finance/ 's own token, the BAL token. How much you get is calculated from trades in and out paying the pool's swap fee (which is 0.88%, quite high). This should incentivize keeping some of your holdings in the pool. Think of it as interest at a bank.

Pooling also opens the door to many trading strategies - e.g if you're a swing trader, you can pool a % at the top to lock in funds, and depool at the bottom to re-enter in a better position. Likewise, if you're a stable conservative trader, you can just chuck a ton of your holdings in the pool and know you will be earning passively off of swap fees in the form of BAL tokens as time passes. How much you get is determined by the activity of the pool - this is where STONK comes in - if STONK is active, then the pool will be active - people will be earning more swap fees - which in turn leads to more people pooling (better rewards), and that in turn benefits STONK. This combined with STONK's deflationary nature just creates a wonderful ecosystem, just interesting tokenomics in general. All this trading activity is also surrounding DeFi tokens in the pool & speculation in DeFi in general - this is how STONK's value will be derived from it, and thus act as an indicator for DeFi.

>docs.balancer.finance/ for more details

Pooling also opens the door to many trading strategies - e.g if you're a swing trader, you can pool a % at the top to lock in funds, and depool at the bottom to re-enter in a better position. Likewise, if you're a stable conservative trader, you can just chuck a ton of your holdings in the pool and know you will be earning passively off of swap fees in the form of BAL tokens as time passes. How much you get is determined by the activity of the pool - this is where STONK comes in - if STONK is active, then the pool will be active - people will be earning more swap fees - which in turn leads to more people pooling (better rewards), and that in turn benefits STONK. This combined with STONK's deflationary nature just creates a wonderful ecosystem, just interesting tokenomics in general. All this trading activity is also surrounding DeFi tokens in the pool & speculation in DeFi in general - this is how STONK's value will be derived from it, and thus act as an indicator for DeFi.
That's basically it - more details are available on docs.balancer.finance/

What tier is your stonk portfolio at? Comfy af Tony stonk, here.

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Alright I’m buying. What’s a make it stack??

Stonkosaurus kek

STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD WITH YOUR SHITTY DICORD TRANNIE PND SCAMS

SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM

You fucking pajeets never fucking stop, do you?

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STONKS

Check it on uni under “removed tokens button” this morning an interesting amount.
But he is doing it every day.

What is this? lol?

Looks like this fella missed everything our bought tops