/STONK GENERAL/ - 1USD EOM EDITION

>What is $STONKS?

A token that's value is derived from a balancer pool of protocol-layer defi smart contracts made by a BASED aussie Zig Forumsnessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
github.com/stonkdev/STONK

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

>discord
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>We've been added to coingecko & coinstats!
coingecko.com/en/coins/stonk
coinstats.app/en/coins/stonk
Price information should update once the sites recognize uniswap trading activity.

$STONK is also now tradable on a new order book DEX exchange - bamboo relay (now verified!):
bamboorelay.com/trade/STONK-WETH

I heard another exchange might be upcoming, those listing fees are pretty hefty..... but hey, thats stonks for you!

>New medium article explaining pooling to idiots
Now on a medium article here: twitter.com/stonkdev/status/1275451518750097418

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stonk.dev/#interface
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Holy fuck the pooling and liquidity mining on this shit is lucrative.

wish more people would actually do it. apparently anything explained it more than 2 sentences is too complicated for Zig Forums

I'll be pooling 500K, it means the price will dip in case anyone want to buy some cheap stonk

There are some good guides on their discord. I can't believe how much people can make from pooling and getting 0.88% of the trading fees across the pool.

Meme name, serious project.

Meme name, serious project, and also the BAL rewards will boost our earnings. Win / Win for everyone.

honestly STONK is memey but at the end of the day it’s just a play on STOCKS, it’s not that bad

WE MOON NOW!

Someone explain how you get the 0.88% trading fees in the pool? Are you getting the equivalent rewards in BAL at the end of the month?

yes

Pooling right now, buy the dip guys ;)

Brainlet here,

if I don't have enough ETH, how do I pool? I thought pooling needs equivalent amount of ETH/STONK.

Can I just throw in STONK without ETH?
pls explain why it's profitable

you get BAL tokens based off the activity in the pool. You can pool as long as you have a non-zero amount in each of the pool tokens.

twitter.com/stonkdev/status/1275451518750097418

Will happen soon when whales take interest

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kek thats weird user I bought approx 410000 stonks yesterday

Somehow the dev built one click pooling in his site before STA lmao

stonk.dev/#interface

You can just throw any one of these currencies in and it'll automatically balance it out to stonk's BPT. BPT is a share in the pool.

It's profitable if you understand the market and know how to time it, and you can withdraw huge value regardless of the health of the coin. Say you pooled at 15c on STA and then STA crashed down to 2c, you had 20k usd worth of value at 15c and now if you withdrew it in STA you'd have millions of shitcoins that you can't sell on the market. Well using the balancer you can withdraw that same value in legit coins, in STONK you could retain and withdraw the same value in ETH link or some other blue chip that you could actually sell without influencing its price. So even if stonks was useless in a month you'd still be able to withdraw the equivalent amount of value from the balancer pool in the currency of your choosing.

>one click pooling
>for uniswap
fucking retard, noke is working on one button pooling for BAL this week

pls give me 888888

Alright, I’m in

what was it?

I don't own any that is the problem, I barely have lunch money of ETH and that's only for emergencies

It's profitable if you understand the market and know how to time it, and you can withdraw huge value regardless of the health of the coin. Say you pooled at 15c on stonk and then stonk crashed down to 2c, you had 20k usd worth of value at 15c and now if you withdrew it in stonk you'd have millions of shitcoins that you can't sell on the market. Well using the balancer you can withdraw that same value in legit coins, in STA you could retain and withdraw the same value in ETH link or some other blue chip that you could actually sell without influencing its price. So even if STA was useless in a month you'd still be able to withdraw the equivalent amount of value from the balancer pool in the currency of your choosing.

Yes you retard I replaced stonk with STA and STA with stonk in your pathetic designious text because they're literally the same thing. Except STA has 300k+ liquidity balancer while stonk has like 12k lol .

>stonks already bleeding like a shitcoin
not even 3 days old and already dead LMAO

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>Alright, I'm a retard about to get dumped on
typical biztard

literal only reason it has higher liquidity is because of starting injection. The actual technology of stonk, is superior to STA, and since the amount of liquidity and volume in stonk pools is skyrocketing, this isn't even an issue.

LMAO what """technology""" it's literally a STA copy paste contract, except it uses require instead of assert and names the destroy function burn and some other irrelevant shit.

Like do you really stoop this low to blatant lying just to shill your scamcoin? Pathetic

Alright I accumulated 1 million STONK at these low prices. Let's pump. $2 by July 22, 2020.

Different burn rates, better pool. Audit put of more adjustments than names in the code lol. Overall tweaked to make the pooling run smoother.

Mooning bro’s
Millionaires bro’s
Al in together bro’s
Fomooo
Early

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again with the blatant lies

>better pool
it's got defi instead of same cryptos, that's not any better, just different

>Overall tweaked to make the pooling run smoother
no functionality got changed from STA

are you saying that the burn rate is what makes it easier to pool? Well that's false. The only thing that the lower burning changes is that you don't have to increase the slippage tolerance.
But then you're left with an inferior token that burns 3 times less than STA, so actually stonks is not only inferior to STA in pool liquidity, community, name (investor appeal is important) but also inferior in tokenomics.

I don't see your transfer, liar.

Lol get your shitty logo together, I see different ones every day, but this always was a joke wasn't it.

warning this is is a scam
XHex
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price is still the same as seems the stonk """community""" are a bunch of parasitic scummy liars, who would have thought.

i am losing money on this piece of shit project

>defi instead of same cryptos
should read
>defi instead of safe cryptos

OP is just a random image. This is the de-facto official logo I think.

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no shit retard

accurate picture of stonks

1eth 32k stonks

mooning bros fomooo

warning this is a scam

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XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
unilitecoin
SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

XHex
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
unilitecoin
SYUPYA
Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity
STONKS

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You sound really angry here boy, all good at home big boy? You cant get that both projects are due to success and you can actually hold both?

Muh Dev remove liduidty to advetise
muh fomooo
muh earlyyy
muh statera clone
muh lambo

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it just feels so good shitting all over you bag holders' heads, it's so easy because you have 0 arguments as to this being legitimate and not a blatant cash grab.