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Don't cry when you missed the dip edition.

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DID I NOT TELL YOU YESTERDAY TO GET READY FOR THE WORST DUMP IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET???? THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!

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IM IN GOLD RIGHT NOW. PLEASE SAVE ME OH PRECIOUS METAL

Divest yourself of emotional attachment

The stopped clock Bobo

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Will someone post a throwaway email and pretend to be my GF maybe more than just once? Will arrange payments if realistic.

i want her sit on my face

user TOLD ME TO BUY NOBL AND THEN FUCK OFF

CONFIRM OR DENY

What buy???

PRAISE THE HORSE MAY SPY SUFFER TO GIVE OUR EQUINE DIETY MIGHT

SPY 250 HERE WE COME

Fuck off bobo!

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SHE NEEDS TO SIT ON MY FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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buy horse

OIL CHADS GATHER

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>covid-19 2nd wave news
>reaction is 1/10 the reaction of the covid-19 1st wave news
>implying we wont be green all week next week

Really speaks to where we're at socially.

Imagine using boomer strats in the Era of the Clown

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Make suggestions (I already have 20K horse)

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it's gonna be a shit show tomorrow isn't it?

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AA all the wAAy

yeah but you say that every day tho...

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>He doesn't understand that we're at the same daily case number at the march/april peak without ever locking down and declining mask use.
>You understand we're fucked right?

This day was cursed because OP kept posting lewd images. Early morning masturbation causes bad day ahead.

Nothing. Bottom already hit for today, wait for next panic sell.

anyone notice how all the delusional bulls are cuckime fanatics?

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Fuck bros it’s like the Great Depression all over again I’m ver scared now

is this the REAL second leg down?

The market is being controlled by animal spirits right now. This is going to be really profitable.

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just use Marcus's gmail account

Think XOM will be dipping lower?
I was thinking about selling now, investing elsewhere and waiting to rebuy at a lower time.

The day isn't even over

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based
literally me

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Allow me to state this more clearly. The nothingburger gets 10% the reaction it got from the same result(it's peak).

covid-19 took a while before people realized and accepted what was happening. some remained in denial until the end. this will be no different

when is the bottom bros. i need to BUY the dip

We're always here, always watching, always waiting to scoop more black gold for cheap and make hippie green goys suck our cocks

Stop sexualizing my waifu

More horse. You don't wanna miss Pence's showoff party tomorrow

and just like that, KTOV was never below 0.80 again.

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Allow me to state this more clearly. That argues in my favor. People are LESS concerned yet we're at the same level of transmission as when people WERE concerned.

Fuck this shit dude. All my WKHS gains got wiped bc of boomer stocks. It just keeps going down

When the lockdowns start going back into effect is when we'll see real movement.

I know right, by the end of the day my WKHS will be worth a small fortune

KTOV bros we goin

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It’s still literally nothing.

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>Check my portfolio
>A bunch of stop losses triggered

What is going on today?

I confirm that I told you to buy NOBL and then fuck off.

this is boeings helicopter that will be replacing every outdated helicopter in the us air force, say hi

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I am a bull yet I am very happy with this dump. I will buy the dip.

Seriously, what fucking changed since yesterday to cause this?

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Prediction.
the bottom of this dip was reached at 11:45AM ET June 24th 2020.

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God and it’s only fucking noon. I’m turning off my computer.

say you're sorry

>tfw all in WKHS so I'm making crazy gains while the market are in turmoil

feels good man

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WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON

ALSO WILL WE DUMP TOMORROW TOO THAT'S WHEN I'M BUYING

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SPX bounced of S2 Pivot

I thought I bought the dip this morning. Then it kept dipping. I should probably just give up

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>Oil crashes on another wednesday

Bulls and Bears, Crabs and all the other animals of the economic ecosystem, let's put our differences aside for a couple minutes to collectively laugh at everyone who bought SSL, GNUS, BYFC, UONE and BBGI at the top.

I missed the WKHS train didn't i

I'm not saying, go bear mode, but I still feel pessimistic short term. My company just offered a VSP to the boomers. my mom's company offered a VSP, they are reopening eviction courts with massive backlogs, state schools are furloughing anyone they can.... I think the real economic impact is coming.

SOXL has reached the lower end of its channel

We’re totally fucked, and I can’t help but blame the protests/riots. We nearly beat this thing and they just had to screw it all up

>up 25% even though the market is overall down big time
Imagine tomorrow

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everytime NASDAQ reaches a new ATH we dip a little, its not hard

it's our month coof correction

bobros, consider backing out just a little bit. maybe 10% or 20%. this looks like it's the end for now.

Um idiot its nothing the emotional reaction is the only part and 1st wave stock reaction was 1000% of the 2nd wave stock reaction in the same time period so please get laid loser

Crabbing

It's summer time. Corona-chan has it relatively hard during this period, and she's still going strong. It'll be much worse during autumn.

LETS GO KTOV

it will be $50 EOY
the train just started friend

>down
I’m so happy 90% of you will lose everything and go away, but I know that you will only be replaced by more of your kind

you can still hop one. GMI with this one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY 8.50 STOP TRIGGERED WHAT DO I DO AHHHHHH

We're not stopping at 10
This shit is blowing all the way to 12, 15 by July

Literal retard concern is the only damaging function of the virus

>WKHS keeps going up

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Learn how to invest because the floor has been 8.30 for the last hour

buy again

I guess I'm going to be a bag holder for a while now.

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I got news for you user...

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It's almost as if you're starting to understand how social manipulation works. Fun fact, this was manufactured.

VNO
SSL
XOM
COST

Welcome to moral panics. Except this one actually kills.

how white do you have to be to be an attractive black woman. real talk.

why did you sell bro WKHS is mooning. im riding this horse to the moon

Not happening.

270 SPY

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TSLA money soon coming into WKHS

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the only one of these that did not immediately bounce was may 11-13

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>>tfw all in WKHS so I'm making crazy gains while the market are in turmoil
Feels great, doesn't it? Makes you feel really big-brained.

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Too many variables I refuse to believe it’s that easy, an easier explanation is people are just fucking stupid

Iron hands, go ahead drop 1000 points again.

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Ktov and ttnc are gonna be stronk by end of this week

>SSL

excellently memed good sir

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TRUMP BUXX NAOW. DOW 40 BY ELECTION DAY

It already killed all the old people that were going to die. The average age of a death by kung flu is in the mid 70s with nearly 3 significant comorbidities. There is not an infinite supply of people that meet that criteria. The fact that you retards still can't figure this out and just listen to Fauci and CNN is baffling.

Buy oil

>the absolute state of my tfsa

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but everything dips harder.... S&P

Statistically insignificant death rates. Economies can tolerate much higher rates of death, and many part of the world in many different times in history can he pointed at in regards to this.

I should of sold my microsoft calls yesterday. I never excpected a 7 dollar dip

I haven't signed in because I don't want to see my account value. Fucking market manipulators

Then why is the market reacting the way it is, the free market knows all it is our god

me too. I’m holding for AT LEAST a year. >imagine being short sighted and not realizing that WKHS is a legit growth stock

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TTNP*

The only reason it dropped so hard upon the first lockdowns was because of the uncertainty. Now that people know what lockdowns look like it won't drop near the same amount. And as more countries other than the US start to recover and go back to normal there will be less and less uncertainty about the future of the virus. Only uncertainty can turn this thing red.

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just give everyone free money. I don't even give a shit if it ruins the economy for the next generation. They already fucked min.

ya sure buddy. sure it has. You're ignoring hospitalizations anyhow or what happens when there aren't enough hospital beds, equipment or doctors to care for the ones that didn't die in the first spike.

My 5 day swing trade has effortlessly transitioned into holding NIO bags for the next 2 months

Simple as

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Can some fellow yuropoor explain degiro options to a brainlet?

Can you day trader retards go make your own threads instead of shitting on literally every 1-year hold here?

oh my sweet march 22nd child.

You ever think about how many people the power rangers killed in the buildings they destroyed when they were fighting in the mech suit?

>I haven't signed in because I don't want to see my account value.

same

it takes fucking forever to recover from days like today too

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Jesus christ, she can go to the beach bottomless and everyone will think she's wearing a black bathing suit

I don't give a fuck about rates of death here. It's the amount of people that actually get this virus at a certain time and the dynamic of what that does to our economic system. Right now more people are getting it and we aren't putting in the preventative measures we did 3 months ago. What do you think that says about future viral transmission? What's the second order reaction of that increased spread?

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>amazonian bush
>armpit hair

That's a man

>You're ignoring hospitalizations
That tweet you think you're citing doesn't mean what you think it means. All hospitals are now testing everyone that comes through their doors for the titer. Your fearmongerers then say "COVID HOSPITALIZATIONS UP 600%!!!!!" despite the fact that those people are not going to the hospital because of complications from Covid. They were exposed to it at some point. Between 40-60% of the population is immune to it due to life exposure to similar viruses. They will still test positive.

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Fucking zoomers eternally btfo. Enjoy your poverty.

My IVR bags
My MITT bags
My AAL bags
My KOS bags
my MRO bags
My GE bags
My MVIS bags

end my life

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Sorry bitch but the stock market isnt going down because your gamgam died choking on her own lungs

Nobody cares your gamgam is a fag

Okay guys you love horse but there's another stock pick you need to go balls deep on buying the dip today

CARRIER.
>global warming makes the world hotter
>hot countries need A/C in every building
fucking QED literally free money

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bullish for WKHS

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Another canuckchad, the exchange rate on wealthsimple wrecks me bc I'm a poorfag any advice

Ay yo look at this mad white boi lol

WKHS about to break 9 again

I would marry her

Evidently the people in charged didnt know wtf they were talking about, NY was having more transmissions during quarantine than they were with just masks and social distancing.

What happens to the economic system is solely related to the emotional response, the virus itself is too benign to influence society. Life would be completely normal without the emotional response. This is your fault.

they're literally all retail wagies or NEETs. they have zero patience and probably commit fraud on their taxes.

The correction is over
Hope you bought the dip

Except it kills boomers, who have most of the worlds wealth. They’re not spending.

hello my REIT buddy
all my gains from last month are fucking gone. I bought back into RioCan too fucking early. Malls are reopening today so i don't understand the dump on REITs.

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Nah, it's an overpriced prostitute that will shit talk you on Twitter after not sleeping with you even though you gave her thousands of dollars.

Imagine being conditioned from birth by pedophiles to the point you genuinely don't know what an adult woman is and lose your shit when they take off their makeup or don't shave to look more child-like.
Liberalism is a disease.

no, canada sucks and you'll get rekt on exchange if you buy burger stocks, you can always stick with good leaf stocks like ZZZ and BAM

also QQC is a TSX listed clone of QQQ so you don't pay exchange

but yeah if you want to play WKHS or NET or whatever, you'll have to eat the exchange fee

You better exit your positions ASAP.

robintrack.net/symbol/WKHS

I missed the WKHS train, that's why it's going up

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a fucking leaf

>freeing up millions of 401k

Are you saying this doesnt have a neutralizing effect because it does

Nice you bought every pump and dump and held it

okay... time to close the app for the day..... maybe itll be green in a month or two..............

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girlfriend wants me to "teach her how to stonks". Probably will have her put 100 dollars as a fun project to start her off. What are some certified girlie stocks that she can get excited about
Also
>not selling all your meme stocks 2 days ago when it was obvious reality was about to hit everyone

Wtf. I only sell when it goes hard down but I never sell when it goes up because it almost never goes up as hard as it goes down. Think of just closing all my option that expire sooner than August and still have at least 50% of their value just to rethink what Im doing. Im no where near as calm and collect as i was a month ago. But now it feels like the media and fed are purposefully trying to dump this. Heck I bought a stock on a slow down trend for like 2 weeks even yesterday, looks like a potential bottom, buy. Dumps by a decent chunk since I bought yesterday at it's low.

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Back to stocktwits please

norbert's gambit
my buddy also told me about using shopbuddy to change CDN to USD for very cheap, not sure on exact process though

Question for whoever knows what number SPY will be at the end of the day: what is it?

based and right pilled. we deflationary or doombull, straight up.

don't get cocky. pass 3050 first. everyone should be limiting their exposures right now imo.

WKHS

Why is it going down? I was at work

KTOV has over 120 million shares shorted and still short volume rising heavy. Stock price is down 1 cent LOL. What is going to happen when shorts aren't making money driving stock down?

shortvolumes.com/?t=Ktov

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>dude just listen to the people in charge they know what to do

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>robintrack.net/symbol/WKHS
why?

KTOV

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JEROME HAVING A PC LOADLETTER PROBLEM

>What are some certified girlie stocks that she can get excited about

workhorse

>another Nikola tier ev company that's overinflated.

why are retards funding these?

>Wtf. I only sell when it goes hard down but I never sell when it goes up because it almost never goes up as hard as it goes down.
wat

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>remember HTZ
GNC - you saw it first here.

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did you buy the dip user?

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LULU
LB for the meme
and fucking yahoo lmao

Which large cap dipped the most today and wasn't mooning the last few days (i.e. today is not a partial correction)? IBM?

There’s a lot of dumbass rich people in the world. Gives me hope.

they have a factory and a road certified vehicle, which is infinitely more than Nikola

>a company with a product to offers stock goes up 3 dollars

ITS OVER INFLATED WAAAAHHHH

>Oregon

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>its another hurr durr robinhooders bad post

okay, buffett

He trades stocks with the same mentality as someone who buys into get rich quick schemes

finger on the trigger

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Dooms back on the menu

well that's a fucking start at least.

anything up almost 30% in a day is pretty much overinflated. I don't give a shit what delusion you spin up to claim otherwise.

Alright what the fuck is with all the niggers in this image? I'm fucking pissed at my broker.

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Not shaving and not wearing makeup are touted by liberals as acts of resistance against traditional culture. Liberals would be more used to seeing natural women than cuckservatives.
You are literally retarded

anyone riding the ups an downs of this sawtooth vaporware shitstock anymore?

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