/smg/ - stock market general

What is /smg/? Edition

/smg/ is a CUNNY zone
/smg/ is a WIDE FEMALE HIPS zone
/smg/ is a flat chests and big milkers welcome zone

/smg/ is a MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT A BRIGHT FUTURE AND KNOCK-UP A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN WHO'S BOTH GOOD MOTHER MATERIAL AND YOUR DOMESTICATED CATGIRL PETPLAY FUCK-WIFE zone.

>/smg/ is the titties
>I'm here just sucking all the milk I can get
>if you don't like it, it's your own fault

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/lactation/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread
(dubs!)

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benzinga.com/node/16363082
This horse stock is unironically going to hit $40 this year

What do I put my tanker dividends in to /smg/?

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HOLY SHIT GUYS SELL SELL SELL

fool.com/investing/2020/06/24/workhorse-plummets-after-hours-accidentally-put-wheel-on-wrong-side

fuck you

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What's the next pump n dump operation

FUCK YOU

inb4 some big whale actually falls for the link and panic sells, causing a massive sell off

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okay
this is based

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her face could use a bit of work, but that body is just too yummy

your mom's vagina

SUMR

That is one frumpy homely lookn bitch. Why even take a high res image of this at all? And why save and post it? Genuinely confused here

I’ve heard rumors of MVIS. Worth watching at least.

Look at all this FUD on WKHS

>still up +20%

Faggots so salty they missed out

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King Kroger survives selloff!

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I'm worried lads
I'm going to have to interact with a female human and I'm way too autistic to handle it

fat whore

he's done

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what SPACs you in anons

based zishy poster

You're an inspiration to /smg/ OP.

When you want to buy the dip on apple microsoft and amazon but their "dips" amount to 1.5%

Finally in the red of all my covid gains from stock, up $27K in crypto....


What the fuck is this shit, i may be bag holding till december...

Why does OXLC have such high dividends? Are they legit?

give me a rundown on the scenario, I can help

Did you build your summer body to handle a woman?

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Pls i want my money back

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>down 2.24%
Ouch. First red day in 3 weeks. If that is ever the trend it means we have stagflation and I have no idea how you make any money then except going all in on currency or gold swaps.

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Just Bee yourself

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/smg/ - Sailor Mars General

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she looks like a baby machine. would/10.

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Buying some calls on TISM

Ok why is WKHS going back up. I sold

Surely we’re due for a bounce back up tomorrow? Especially if bank stress test results are positive?

>tfw no gf

>I'm worried lads
>I'm going to have to interact with a female human and I'm way too autistic to handle it
Measure her tongue immediately.....

Just pretend they're stocks

i'm guessing the only way in a stagflation environment is to be an options/ day trader.

I got a text from someone I work with that said (paraphrased)
>someone from work has a crush on you

I don't even know who it is o.o
she's probably cute and smells good and doesn't know that I can't interact with humans

That's it im selling everything tomorrow to save my gains and reinvest once this corona shit crashes it all hard again

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not the user, but h..how come?

See

Because your a weak handed faggot lol

Buy calls on her wrecked holes.....only you can guarantee they'll be "In the money" by PM

its going back up because you sold

>crush
Whats the job? Sounds like some high school 6 dollars an hour summer job. Adults don't 'crush' on each other, we approach each other and fuck each other in hopes that it relieves the stress and depression of our pathetic lives. Anyway, ever seen that black mirror episode where the guy gives dating tips in real time by talking in the dude's ears? I can do that for you.

Lol never mind., It's dumping again

>stagflation
gold and gold miners. same hedge of TMF sgould be good. utilities for some extra exposure might work.

cuz ur dumb lol
It always goes up in after hours, and it will probably open at +$9 tomorrow

Cope.

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Gonna share my CCL DD
>ops suspended through september
>enough liquid to suspend ops another year
>very negative press driving price down
>preparing to sell two old boats for a cash infusion
>$2 annual dividend but currently suspended
>undervalued compared to other cruiseliners

Been watching for a bit and just bought in. We're under $16 so this one is a long hold with I think a lot of value to gain and currently a very high dividend yield once it returns to operation.

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What’s the highest WKHS should hit tomorrow ? We already touched $10 today. Will tomorrow just be a retest of $10 and then sell off or are we going higher ?
Also what time is pence speaking at their plant?

>going for 1-2 hour bike rides every day
Feeling much better, bros. It's not even boring, since there's stuff to see in the city and I get time to think and daydream about lewd stuff. t. wizard day trader in his early thirties

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You have to be 18 to post here

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reminder

AHHHH
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It's not hard to interact with humans. If you're socially inept you can disguise it as just being naturally aloof. Don't make weird jokes or references she won't understand.

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for skeptical anons that won't go more than 1%, what price

After losing $1600 and potentially having $1000 more unrealized losses, I can see that I'm too retarded to trade options.

How do you guys actually structure your portfolios? Like your percentage of ETFs/stocks/options, if any. I'm thinking I should just lock in to dividends and only leave 20%-ish for options just to play earnings run-ups.

Give daddy change

Trading at 15.92 right now. I've got a limit order for 15.90 and I'm onboard.

Not a bad choice. I got in in March and I’m still up 10% on it. Wish I’d of sold at the highs a bit under a month ago and bought back in of course but I’m not a psychic. I’ll likely double down if it dips more or dca in further. Long boomer investing isn’t fun exciting or sexy but it’ll pay off.

TMF exposure is why the losses aren't the 6% or so of TQQQ
>gold and gold miners
Already the rebalancing plan (from TQQQ) but originally the indicator for swapping into gold was money velocity. Don't know how you gauge stagflation. Not going to have 1 day redetermine thesis but something I had not considered.
Options maybe. Day trader? Ehhh.

>nvm it’s dumping again

Lol

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yeah the "crush" wording was kind of weird.
but at least three of the girls I work with have been extra friendly to me, either recently or in the past, maybe they have realized that I'm not going to ask them out unless they escalate

It is a big boy job but it's kind of a high school ambience because of the age of some of them, a lot of early 20's people fresh out of university

I've mastered the aloofness

I'm worried lads. My coworker jokingly sent a text to some retard we work with saying I have a crush on him. I seriously hope he doesn't come near me tomorrow. He always smells like shit and won't shut the fuck up about stocks.

Jupiter is better

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Be sure to present your tongue for measurement.

Pls respond

open at 9.20, close at 11

I've played a devious trick chaps, I told a coworker that another coworker had a crush on him and then sent a fake text saying she had a crush on him and then told her about it

how long is your tongue

>he
is he a faggot, or

L O N D O N
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N
D
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every girl i met irl who liked jupiter the best was the biggest slut ever

Just do it and watch what happens....

$16 and under is pretty damn solid. It’ll dip again premarket tomorrow is get in then if you intend to. You’ll be holding a month or more but it’s a pretty safe investment.

idk what's really happening with gold, but I want no less than 10% of my portfolio in gold and gold miners right now. I'll be averaging in as I take profits from volatility and other hedges. I don't think it's time to go hard and I don't think that TQQQ/TMF play is over, at least for another month or two.

>$8.90
BAHAHAHA IT SURE IS

Keep an eye on this. Moon mission planned.

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