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where is my cute and funny OP?
oh well I guess i'll invest in Wirecard and end my life then

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Reminder if you are holding you are now outperforming Portnoy and his band of faggots

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WKHS is already pumping and I swear its shadowbanned from reddit.

Want to see what a -2% looks like?

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DENN SHLL

It is. You get muted if you mention it

Who /lmnd/ here?

I have 400 shares of SHLL already. Will it go up today? I thought it was a long term play for when Hylion goes public

Actually the $XX.99 pricing emerged more as an early way of ensuring cashiers would have to produce change for transactions through the register, so that they didn't just pocket the bill instead.

lol we wont dump past 300 spy. It would take an alien invasion at this stage. The QE faucets are set to maximum flow.

Cheers to those who got in on GNC

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>no redditors allowed
The surest sign of a quality investment.

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Then the jews invented sales tax anyway

I had no idea

Why would they do that?

...

Think for a few seconds. It is pretty obvious why.

They hate money because Reddit is full of commies?

Cuz freedom

I somehow managed to make the biggest buys in stocks on June 10th and June 23rd, one or two days before the biggest dips in the past 15 days.
Am I a dip-shit?

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First for HIBL. Where my High Beta triple leveraged CHADS?

I don't know, I don't have any whales

It couldn't be some delusional Musk loyalty right? I don't think it is really a secret anymore.

I assumed it was because of the SEC but who knows

Oh my god you fucking donkeys.
What happens once public knows?

>tfw when you buy ktov at 1.25

Cool, hope you found that factoid interesting.

why wouldnt you want the public to know?

that way you can dump it on them

Could I still make money buying WKHS today or did I miss the boat?

>tfw when

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Would wait for a correction. That's what I am doing after selling at 9.

literally at the top

>tfw when

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God damn you just get dumber every post. ok I'll tell you why.
You want to accumulate at this incredibly low price, before public knows. It's as simple as that.

Yall think GNC is going to go crazy like HTZ is? Bankruptcy is strange

$15 eow, $50 eoy

>Wirecard
Wow
Its beautiful

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Just wait until market opens dingus

I’ve been trading since the start of March and have made a couple thousand of dollars. I’m still a new fag and don’t know shit. I’ve made my money mostly buy buying entertainment and gambling stocks for cheap and then selling them. How can I learn about everything I need to know to become a more serious trader? Any books or resources?

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Everyone needs to read this

Am I shadow banned?
Nobody gives me (you)'s anymore

:(

who's bagholding carnival?

This shit is going to explode in a few hours

American Psycho

Go to reddit.

(you)

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Thinkorswim.com

Post more bait like

The best stock picker of our generation

Why?

So I'm about to make a cool 2 grand off of the zoomer swarm?

Me but I bought at $10 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When the RH traders jump on the train today, it will

Explain

reddit.com/r/investing/comments/hfjxre/wkhs/

I bought a $10 call for 7/17, am I gonna regret it?