Shoplifting

Nah, I only do it to the big guys, small shop owners have done nothing wrong

I'm not a customer tho

>muh morality!

I'm not really poor enough desu.

Even from a pure risk vs reward calculation, typical retail store consumer goods just don't cost enough for it to be worth the trouble.

Pretty sure all major stores have overstock on items to account for damaged or lost items so desu who cares. The only problem is these stores already paid the chinks and now you’re stealing from them so stealing from America is like letting the Chinese win. Not good man

That's a massive net win for you though.

Game theory wise that means you want to shoplift like crazy while convincing others as a whole not to shoplift.

Man is degenerate without higher ideals to strive toward

If you want to make it in this world you should take every advantage possible. Risk really isn't that high unless you are stupid enough to steal in your "regular" store, or if you pick the same store every time. Plus the adrenaline high is amazing.

This, basically

Low IQ cringe

based.

Wrong, you just have to pick your own ideals instead of letting society dictate their ideals onto you, you fucking NPC cuck

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>theft goes rampant at a company
>company needs to either close some stores and hundreds of people lose jobs or lay off 1-2 execs
>they’ll DEFINITELY fire the execs
Uh huh

You are actually just coping with being a degenerate. Really no defense you have left, you’ve showed your hand.

>mug degeneracy!

leave morals to books bruh they only hinder you

Low IQ if did it in that way.

I regularly steal stuff from supermarkets, or better, they want me to wageslave with the self scan, so I someone get paid for my job, taking something for free.

>implying a company goes bankrupt because I stole a protein bar
Cuck

If you want to make it in this world and not paying for a $2 chocolate bar (while incurring the risk of a criminal record which could block future opportunities) feels like a significant advantage, you're already hugely failing.

Would you want someone to steal from you? If not, why would you be alright with people stealing from others?

Petty crimes like that don't actually affect you negatively unless you are trying to work for the police force (at least I'm my country)

Self-interest.

>make raw milk illegal
>make grassfed unvaccinated meats illegal
>make the media convince everyone that foods that havent been destroyed by heat and chemicals are dangerous
>make it illegal for farmers to sell directly to people with bullshit fda rules
>i should somehow feel bad for stealing from the grocery stores doing this to me

i just wanna go to a farm and buy some raw milk man. i always shoplift if i go to a store for food.

>mutts aren't allowed to buy raw milk
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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Based as fuck. FUCK Walmart and the Walton family

You are a lesser man

There might be more cashiers that get paid, tho, since they could open more shops and/or won't need to downsize

>You are a lesser man

Realistically: no

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Cringe

It's only a felony if you steal more than $10 of merchandise

I usually don't scan an item whenever I go to Sam's club through the self scan.

Probably totaled about $200 over the past year.

I can afford it and am a relatively moral person that would fear damnation for stealing but when you stand behind a nigger paying with $300 in food stamps with your tax money before he goes to deface your monuments or assault you in an alleyway, and are forced to use a self scan so Sam's Club could avoid hiring someone at $10 an hour, that stolen $10 worth of ketchup is the only thing keeping me from offing myself.

Only do one item at a time though so if they catch you you can claim ignorance.

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After reading this thread, I am not remotely surprised that the high-brow people of this board aren’t above petty theft. Even when my net worth was in the 3 figures, I never even considered stealing things.

self-scan checkouts truly are the peak of jewery

>we do it so you can shop faster, we promise ;)

>make it
>steal packages of razors
pick one

>only acts in own self interest with no regard to higher morality or traditional western mores

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Disgusting Commie bullshit. You want stuff? Get money. The Joggers on this board lately have been getting out of hand.

>stealing more than 10 bucks worth of stuff is a felony in burgerland
>Only do one item at a time though so if they catch you you can claim ignorance.
Yeah that's really the key to doing it

Muh morality!

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i live in norway

>higher morality
>tradition

Lol nice spooks kid

i was caught with about 60$ worth of grocieries and i had only scanned one bag of potatoes. i just asked do you give a shit? she said no and let me go.

Cringe but then again every corporation gave blacks permission to loot so maybe people should.

>i just asked do you give a shit? she said no and let me go.
insanely based