/$mg/ - Stonk Market General - Meme Name, Serious Project

Pool is just shy of 25k!

>What is $STONK?

A token that's value is derived from a balancer pool of protocol-layer defi smart contracts. $STONK, a token balanced by DeFi, made by a BASED aussie Zig Forumsnessman.

>More info?
The website is badass and here for your viewing pleasure.
stonk.dev/

>How to pool?
1 click pooling across the 7 holdings is hosted on the website, simple.

>Trustworthy?
Codes public here, check for yourself.
github.com/stonkdev/STONK
Head dev is incredibly interactive with his community, ask him anything as he's usually around the discord.

>By investing in $STONK, you are investing in an index fund of DeFi's leading projects. Value in $STONK and value in the pool directly benefits all DeFi projects involved.

>Official Discord
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN
/qg3rMpN

>We've been added to coingecko & coinstats!
coingecko.com/en/coins/stonk
coinstats.app/en/coins/stonk
Price information should update once the sites recognize uniswap trading activity.

>$STONK is also now tradable on a new order book DEX exchange - bamboo relay (now verified!):
bamboorelay.com/trade/STONK-WETH

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Other urls found in this thread:

balancer.exchange/#/swap
uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb60Fde5D798236fBF1e2697B2A0645380921FccF
noproxy.pools.balancer.exchange/#/pool/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1
etherscan.io/address/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1#writeContract
stonk.dev/#interface
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Stonks?

Lol just buy KTOV retard

Up 20% today

The arbitrage gap between uniswap & $STONK is huge here right now, between uniswap & the balancer's exchange: balancer.exchange/#/swap

To add $STONK as a token to be traded on the balancer's exchange, input the address 0xb60fde5d798236fbf1e2697b2a0645380921fccf

Arbitrage trading through the exchange will constantly rebalance the pool & it will directly contribute to swap fees - which will reward liquidity providers with a very sizeable amount, as our swap fees are a high 0.88%. At the same time if you provide liquidity - you'll also be earning BAL tokens, at an RoL of 238%.

There are many trading opportunities up for exploitation here - all are beneficial to $STONK and all will contribute to $STONK being balanced by DeFi.

Why not both? Diversify.

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How to add liquidity

Uniswap:
1. Go here: uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb60Fde5D798236fBF1e2697B2A0645380921FccF

Balancer:
All tokens simultaneously:

0. Remember to have a decent supply of each origin pool token before attempting this.
1. Go here: noproxy.pools.balancer.exchange/#/pool/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1
2. Click add liquidity
3. Click unlock on every token - don't worry if their interface bugs out and doesn't show your token as unlocked.
4. Go here etherscan.io/address/0xb9eaf49d9f913bc1314e37bb5482891840c8e3c1#writeContract
5. Click connect to web3, and scroll down to joinPool
6. Enter how much BPT you want multiplied by 10^18 in poolAmountOut (make sure it isn't too high, otherwise your transaction may fail)
7. Enter [999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000,999999999000000000000000000] in maxAmountsIn
9. Done!

One click pooling:
Go here stonk.dev/#interface

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pls stop pooling its supressing the price.

Why the fuck would anyone buy or sell through the Balancer exchange? The prices are fucking trash.

good arb opportunities desu

inject eth first homie not stonk, pool stonk at a higher point, then unpool if people buy the dump caused by you pooling, rinse and repeat. don't forget to dump your BaL rewards back in weekly for compound interest.
a r b i t r a g e

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Pooling and steadily building a strong uptrend price is what will prevent us from a pump and dump like STA

SO HOW DO I MAKE MONEY WIITH THIS WHAT MAKES THIS BETTER THAN SENDING MY ETH TO ANY OTHER BALANCER POOL I DONT UNDERSTAND. IS THIS TOKEN DESIGNED TO BE STABLE OR SOMETHING

NO ONE WANTS YOUR SCAMMY SHITCOIN

I DONT KNOW HOW TO ARBITRAGE I WANT DIVIDENDS

XHex
Stonks
Unibomb
HexBomb
GhostX
Ghostv2
EthX
WBomb
x0Doge
Shape
$Dark
Coingeckocoin
UniShare
HODL
unilitecoin
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Podium
Midas
Mythical Games
Pivver
Unih3xbomb
Ubomm
RocketCock
Swidity

shit this was meant for
it's designed to have good BaL returns on pooling, after a few weeks thatll compound nicely, there are like 3 ways to play with $stonk, swing trade, hold, or pool and siphon BaL or reinvest it for thos sweet algebraic gains.
alright

Why
Why do you post such a good info to such faggots

I SEE YOU DONT WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS WORKS PROBABLY BECAUSE IT DOESNT I WANT TO BUY BUT HOW IS THIS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER POOL ALSO WHAT IS THE ROLE OF THE TOKEN HERE

Wish I could get out of this coin but liquidity is trash.

Stuck holding this bag while the coin stagnates

:3, not everyone will catch on at first
nigga I just explained how to do it if you really want out

OK SOUNDS GOOD BUT THE GAP THING SCARES ME WHEN I THINK ABOUT UNPOOLING, HOW DO YOU CHECK THE SIZE OF THE GAP? LINKS?

just look at how much you get through balancer's ui vs uniswap.

IS IT THERE A CHANCE THAT IN THE FUTURE THE GAP WILL BE SMALLER?

Why were there so many 4mil dummy wallets made in the last hour?

You fuckers said we would go to 10c easy. This shit can barely break 0.008
How the fuck will this get to 10c? Plus you fuckers keep fudding statera which only fucking hurts us because they do it back and they have way more people to do it than we do. Some of you are goddamn retards

I have constantly told people to stop associating this with statera, its not the same, I'm sorry about any fudders, not everyone can be chill in a zero sum playing field.

I JUST BOUGHT A LITTLE I WILL BUY MORE IF I GET TO UNDERSTAND THIS

No answer to the random 4mil dummy wallets that got paid out in the last hour or so?

Do keep an eye on it if you'd like, they're dev funds.
there's a lot of information in the disc and noke is up if you want to ask him anything about the pool.

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No one seems to be stopping them, and every fucking thread we are getting shit on because of it. Some of those people are even invested in statera. If they will willingly send the price of a coin they are invested in to zero, then why would they not do it to this one?

>oh yeah for the wallets
i'm sending the majority of my dev funds to super duper cold wallets
and leaving a sizeable amount to pay fees for exchanges/marketing/whatnot
we're gonna need a good stack to cushion on if we want to blow up

>we've already paid 30K in exchange fees
a decent amount in audit fees
and we're gonna have to pay even more to provide market making liquidity for the exchange

>so dev funds are 999999999999% essential
dude its the internet I'm just going to keep being as chill as possible and hopefully the others follow suit, I can't speak for them just like you can't speak for the stonk fudders from sta, and both sets of fudders definitely don't speak for everyone.

for clarity I'm ultra bullish about this, dev sending his funds to cold wallets is great, means that the dev is fully commited on the project.

SUSPICIOUS ??