I'm ready to leave the wageslave matrix

How do I get started? Whats the best website to buy coins from when you live in Germany/Europe? I tried to create a coinbase account, but those Jews refuse to accept my prepaid visa card and they don't allow me to use any other payment method

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No you don't leave. You need to get chipped:

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND BROS I WANNA BE RICH TOO

>How do I get started?
Crypto is gambling, not investing. The vast majority of people lose money on it.
Buy and hold low cost globally diversified all cap index funds and bonds. Reinvest your returns and rebalance your allocations once a year.

Anyone that tells you to get crypto either got lucky, or they have bags that they want to offload to you.

Don't be retarded. Leave while you can.

>all crypto holders want you to buy their bags
>buy my stockbags instead
t.shekelstein

if you live in germany just work for cash and sleep in the forest or squat in an apartment like the psytrance people do no?

Fag.
OP, ignore the fag, get a bank account linked to your trading account and it should go much easier. Also stop using pajeet scam tier prepaid cards. The fees are too high.

> Buy my pyramid scheme instead of companies with revenues, dividend payments, and physical assets that can be liquidated if they go tits up.
Sure thing degenerate gambler. I'll buy your casino chips.

>The fees are too high.
yea I've got to get rid of that thing, I dont even use it, but it was included when I opened my bank account

idk user, buying some extremely cheap coin doesnt seem all that risky, at worst I'm gonna lose a few hundreds at most, but if it work I could gain so much more than that

Coins do not give you partial ownership of a company that produces revenues.
This means that whatever you take out somebody else put in.
On top of that, exchanges skim fees for people putting and taking our money.

It's the same thing as a roulette table, if you bet on red you get 1:1 odds. You got 18 red numbers and 18 black numbers, and 1 zero.
The house makes money by skimming on the zero.

The overwhelming majority of academic studies has shown that passive index investment holds the best average returns on the long term. Even the vast majority of hedge fund managers cannot beat them.

Don't listen to scammers and gamblers.
The secret to wealth is generating passive income, not trading. Learn about traditional investments first.

I know all of that, but gambling is honestly my best option, because I have so little money, investing in something more conventional but more secure isnt worth it imo. If I invest 100-200 bucks into something like that I'll get maybe like 5-10 bucks at the end of the year, not really worth it, I need more capital to work with first

Age and liquid cash status?

>I'm ready to leave the wageslave matrix

your thread title is all I need to see to tell you, you're ngmi.

That's the point, it takes time and discipline. There's no free lunch in life.

But don't forget that gains are compounding. Next year your gain a return on whatever you put in + your returns from the previous years.
Even if you put in the same amount every month, your investments grow exponentially. But it takes years.

basically this.

wow what a great idea, Hans. put some peanuts into scam coins (scam coins you dont even know anything about) and gamble everything away! just play the lottery like a normiefag, its basically the same.

>because I have so little money, investing in something more conventional but more secure isnt worth it imo.

I love this thread. This is the average cryptard in a nutshell. These people are slow, stupid, greedy little piglets ready to get slaughtered for their sweet sweet walmart wagie wages. Please keep buying the scams, I love this. stay poor faggot.

I am 500% on my initial investment in crypto and I still tell people not to do it.

Not being ironic.
I really wished more people were like you.

A lot of lucky retards in this board think they're the next Warren Buffet.
People should recognise when they had luck on their side.

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~max 300-400€

I just wanna be a billionaire without putting in any effort, is that really too much to ask?

>I just wanna be a billionaire without putting in any effort, is that really too much to ask?

holy, fucking, shit. this has to be a troll at this point. good job op. you almost made me happy knowing some moron exists out there and is willing to buy into every scam.

have you ever heard about sarcasm you fucking autismo? Of course I'm not actually expecting to be a billionaire

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Buy Tellor, thanks me later

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Try ramp network, works in the UK at least. From there just use uniswap, no registration required

AHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A PROPER WEBSITE TO BUY COINS FROM
EVERYTIME THEY EITHER FUCK UP THE ID PROCESS OR THEY WONT TAKE MY MONEY
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Don't listen to this stock market user
He won't make it because he doesn't believe it's ok for the poors to rise up in life via gambling
It is totally ok for you to take risk and if you want a good alt, i'd go EPIC cash

post networth or cancelled :)

I'm in Germany as well and i have zero issues using Coinbase with SEPA bank transfers.