ehem, gentlemen. I have a very important announcement to make. May I please have the attention of the group?
*TING TING TING*
Hudson Kelly
Kevin James
niggers tongue my anus
Michael Wood
sure, just wait a minute because i have to deal with a nuisance first.
Adrian Diaz
it's either Kleros or you don't have our attention, good sir.
Luke Long
Thanks for announcement to buy H3X
Matthew Gray
Here, thanks for the complimentary McDonald’s my good man!
Henry Robinson
I’m here for Kleros or antisemitic slurs.
Aaron Thompson
Everyone settle down and let the man speak
no shitting on the floor in the reception hall sir
Mason Williams
> Slop slop slop slop
Be there in a minute user ohhhhhh yeahhhhh jannies fucking anus is fucking tight you like that bitch
Ryder Clark
(You) have the floor, old bean
Blake Hall
I see a few of you have joined us already. Those in the aisles quiet down please, I promise I won't need more than a moment of your time.
For those just joining us please help yourselves to the buffet tables in the back, the announcement should begin shortly
Aaron Ortiz
I'M ANTICIPATING SOME VERY GOOD NEWS!
Jonathan Robinson
Waiting for the announcement
Jason Diaz
fucking autists my god
Jayden Hall
Now, now. Settle down, gentlemen, settle down.
I am very happy to share that almost everyone has gathered and the announcement is just about ready to commence.
Those joining us, please grab your seats.
Logan Barnes
Cannot believe I made it to witness this historic moment.
Jacob Gonzalez
Can't wait to hear
Grayson Stewart
Great. Another “fuck jannies and kikes” post. Grow the fuck up
Adam Bailey
When the fucking announcement?!
Mason Mitchell
*Huff huff huff*
Sorry guys, had to take care of some business. I was told by a friend there would be a big announcement? I'm here now.
Austin Sanchez
I beg your pardon. Security, please escort this man outside.
As for the rest of you...
Gentlemen, I'm very pleased to see you all gathered here today.
The announcement will begin shortly.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
i got him sir.
Gabriel Lewis
You may begin
William Cooper
Thank you for your patience.
And now, gentlemen, the moment you have all been waiting for....
*clears throat*
Chainlink is oversold on the weekly and monthly chart. Will dip back to $4 or below within a week.
RSR growth is mostly organic but will correct at .01. Will probably be safe to buy again in the .005 range where it will crab for a while.
No major announcements for either until July, at which point declines in the US stock market will lead to cascading effects across the alts.
Be bearish short term, bullish long term.
Remember that racism is not allowed outside Zig Forums or Zig Forums (this is a blue board).
Please be grateful to our janitors for keeping the site on topic.
Thanks everyone for your time.
Leo Fisher
*rushes to podium*
Gentlemen
*catches breath*
*AHEM*
THIS man is an IMPOSTER.
*murmurs in the crowd*
I have successfully escaped his pathetic kidnapping attempt.
After waking up I could not bear the thought of having my event hijacked by this scum of the earth, who wishes to taint my announcements by promising one and not delivering. A force within me pushed me to overcome my injuries and although still in a roofie induced state by this weak imposter, you will hear the truth.
*audicnece clecnhes to their seats*
Truth will always prevail, and the truth simply is
*AHEM*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
And most importantly,
FUCK JANNIES
That is all.
*crowd screams in euphoria while simultaneously hanging niggers and jannies from street lamps*
William Nguyen
FUCKING BASED, THANK YOU FOR SAVING US!!
Brayden Sullivan
Based my friend
And don't forget to buy RSR
Asher Torres
That was a close one, thank you based frog
Cameron Perry
>reddit spacing
Lincoln Ortiz
>Being this autistic
Matthew Jenkins
Blake Stewart
Very based, sir. A toast!