/smg/ - Stock Market General

Red day edition


>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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nhentai.to/search?q=harem

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
[YouTube] CNBC funny - live footage of adults being children (embed)

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Is there any good reason I should invest 7k all into the horse?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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First for workhorse.

Cute

Is KTOV going to do anything besides hover around 1.10 this is boring

If I have to go back to being a wagie I'll just suicide myself instead

What did she mean by this?

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In the next few months it will steadily gain a lot.

>he day trades

Why are men so stupid

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>buying at end of day, reading up on articles about wirecard
Germany, literally what the fuck. How did you not see this coming? We at least know TSLA will implode some day.
>wirecard now a pennystock
When will we have pajeets priming it for a PND?

On the one hand all my stocks are down
On the other, they're all down less than the oil stocks I ditched last week

Pump and dump cunny

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Next week is when it rockets, this was discussed already numerous times earlier this week

nth for sneed and fuck jannies

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Anyone else averaging into TAP? It’s at it’s March ‘rona lows and if anything most people I know have been drinking more lately.
Inb4 >consoomer defensive

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That hedge funds seemed to have lost a lof of money between February and now. Betting on the wrong horse. Twice.

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massive short squeezes inc?

>the fed will never allow anything below 302
it's all so tiresome

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how low can Facebook go?
it had priced in like 5 years of growth but I might consider buying if it drops below 200

XOM UNDER $44

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stocks are gay
anyone want to play thems fightin' herds with me

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You ponyfags are getting bold nowadays

>this is still just crab from two weeks ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Catastrophic crash imminent? Lots of bad news today

>she invests in breast implants instead of getting mad gains day trading lean hogs
why are women so stupid?

fuck anime and fuck racism


I'm also buying today I bet we pump Monday

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Heil Hitler

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Money literally has nowhere else to go. If we are destined for a downturn it'll be a bleed over months instead of a sudden crash.
Then everybody mad.

but they lost Verizon! The single most important facebook ad buyer in the entire world!!!

ZOOM ZOOM

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Who fucking knows? This market could go anywhere depending on the mood of the higher ups.

Realistically this system is too big to fail.

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I just want to give a shout out to the lewd posters. My libido for heterosexual material is back

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Pure cringe faggot why don’t you go to reddit.

I'm a wagie now and considering suicide. It's modern slavery.

please no posting bestiality in this thread
why do bears keep fighting the fed? They literally have all of the money, stop fighting it and enjoy the returns, you are missing a ton of money waiting on cheapies that will never come.

Late Xth for airlines revisiting march lows.

>all green
or
>all red
so few days where it is a mixed bag.

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TTNP

Where’s my next stimulus check? Also, is this kangaroo market gonna be the new norm? Down 200, up 200, now down 200 again.

This is going to crab for years isn't it

I picked up a few longs back in March at the absolute bottom. I've decided to sit on them thru at least next March to get long term cap gains. I'm up nearly 100% on my portfolio and I keep seeing people try to play the market in either direction get curbstomped. By next March everything will be higher and I'd rather not get tax raped. Watching you guys freak over daily market gyrations is comfy.

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What news user?

hey divvy bros, check out OLN. they pay a .20 quarterly dividend and are nearly $11 a share.

pretty solid company, im going long on them

Is SHLL, shill? Should I spend my last $350 on shill? I have 5k in wkhs and a tiny $250 in ktov that I'll just dump at some point next week. Is SHLL picked clean already though?

OH FUCK NO I CAN'T PURCHASE FRIED CHICKEN BETTER RUIN MY SAVINGS AND RETIREMENT SELL SELL SELL
fucking burgers i swear

Is this dip all because of shutdown #2 in texas or did i miss something?

kys faggot

probably

> The Federal Reserve will require all large banks to suspend share buybacks in the third quarter and will cap shareholder dividends to the amount paid in the second quarter, moves intended to preserve capital

s-sure glad i own banks

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give it to me straight. are dividend stocks a boomer meme or are they a good option for someone who can't into daytrading?

mortgages going stale. nike's big losses

>it's the guy complaining about taxes again
Is there really only like 50 people that post in these threads every day and I'm talking to the same assholes

Too much of their sales comes from restaurants, bars, and sporting events for it to be comfy. I'd say it's priced fairly given how any restaurants will shut down, same with KO.

Did Texas suddenly turn Democrat? Why are they spreading all this fear and unvertainty? It's like they want to become as universally hated as californians and chinese

yeah that and the covid coof is coming back pretty hard in the red states, not to mention even open states the economy isn't recovering at all

PUMP SO MY SHORTS FILL YOU FUCK REEEEEEE

it's been trending down for 18 days now, and still is

That plus trump sending $1.4 billion to dead people lol

I'm not pleased with those assholes filing a lawsuit against our guy Exxon.

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your mother and sister are proud.

>to get long term cap gains
don't let the tax man get in your way of gains. consider other ways of reducing the exposure while taking profits.
>By next March everything will be higher
this is a really bad assumption, but your gut put you in the right direction in march. lets hope it's steers you right a second time.

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I've never posted anything like that but since it triggers you I'll keep doing it.

I have been roond by jogger shoes

texas is purple. all the commies from cali flooded there and are turning it blue

THE HORSE GETS ANOTHER UPGRADe

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They're good for retirees who need supplemental income and those so rich it doesn't matter

> Still believing this meme
It's easier to blame the fed than to wrap your head around the idea that despite how big of a clusterfuck it is, the S&P is still the best place for your investment funds anywhere in the world.
Bond market? Fucking dead
Foreign Markets? Did you not see IMF report yesterday?
PMs? Lol nice shiny rocks faggot
Real estate? Cost of entry is burdensome especially in these uncertain times

Seriously, where do you people expect investors to go?

I heard that but for now a Republican is in charge. What is he to benefit from threatening to kill the world economy?

QRD? First I'm hearing of this. Is it muh racism?

They are usually a meme. Divvy stocks are stocks that have almost no growth potential and rather give money away than to reinvest it.
Where could KO go after all? Produce rocket parts?
No. Soda it is.

The other divvy stocks are companies on the edge of collapse and try to pump their stocks by offering 10% divvies or whatever.

Invest in growth stocks or anything. And if you want a "dividend" then write some 20% OTM monthly call on it. Will give you 1% a month with stuff like AMD I guess.

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banks are getting capped for loans divvys and finances in general so they have "enough" to coast through a recession without getting bailed out, thats why all the banks are dumping now, ezpz buy the dip at close

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NOOOOO NOT MY MCDONALDS SELLLLL EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

>ICUs full and deaths starting to accelerate
>governor decides to do something

user you do realize we are approaching 200k dead americans with an increasing daily case count right?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

just bought some stonks (pic related) after transfering $1000 from my emergency fund. anyone else buying into this dip? if it goes down significantly more, i have some more capital I can throw at it

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user, are you telling me they are going to squeeze themselves?

Minnesota is suing Exxon because of "Climate Change". It's going to get thrown out of court but the government has infinite taxpayer money to do this stupid shit and Exxon doesn't.

You're a fucking idiot I hope you realize that. Dividends are fine, esp when large caps have yields over 6%. You keep doing you though.

>divvy stocks are are useless
what is deflation + fallen angel risk in the bond market. it's all overpriced still. we need to lose another 20% on all this shit.

i'm a 24 year old boomer with like 15 grand, dividend stuff probably isn't for me then?

Yes you partisan moron, that is exactly what happened.

Abbott is a fucking retard is why. I still don't know how he failed his way to the top it's the most rage-inducing shit since Quayle.

you realize liberal counties are counting car-crush deaths as covid so they can get more funding right?

It is if youre willing to use volatile etns which give around >=10% a month

you're here every single day I mentioned it yesterday you fucking creep

enough with the taxes! no one cares!

>don't call my state out on being another fag state but without silicon valley!!

if they sold and are now short on the market isn't that the way it has to work?

Minnesota and DC are suing because of "Climate Disinformation Campaigns"

BP, Chevron and Shell too.

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where the oil retards at

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IRON HANDS
I WILL RIDE THIS LINE STRAIGHT TO HELL

>dip
>2%

MN is the dumbest motherfuckers ever. Worst state in the union

>1pbtid
I'm so sick of these shills. Did they get lost and think "the four chans" is entirely for shilling from ActBlue and Lincoln Project?

a woman investing in nice tits is arguably a better investment than you trying to roll $1000 into $1200.

Why do you mention age? Age is just a number.

>enough with the taxes! no one cares!
someone sounds like a poorfag and bitter loser.

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IS IT!?

they have to close their positions or get margin called, and who is going to push the prices to their margin call? /wsb? robinhood retards?

I hate this country so fucking much.

Kek what makes me chuckle is seeing their "investments" with clothes off. Like, some of them are still cutting corners and getting cheap basketball Pamela Anderson implants when they could spend a little more and actually get some decent looking ones.

that's 1/4 to 1/5 of the average annual rate of return for the market, I'll take that any day.

dudes like ackman?

Does Parler have stock? I can see this one day rivaling twitter

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Do we just live at 302 now?

Tit jobs are almost indistinguishable from the real thing if you spend the money. But most don't want to spend that kind of money.

you do realize republican counties are doing everything possible to not count covid deaths so they can pretend everything is fine, right?

I have 5k cash free. What to invest in? Or stay cash over weekend?

Keep an eye on CLSK

It's a patented switch that monitors energy usage and predicts demand to save money. They announced a sale of 1.6m units to a retailer. Rumor has it this is Walmart. Volume is up and it's getting a mild pump so I think it's about to go wild. I bought in this morning.

Fuck I didnt buy the dip and now I'm shllshocked