Haven’t been checking news lately. Why is oil shitting the bed?
Joshua Barnes
XOM for the long WKHS forever SHLL for the meme
Ethan Wilson
First for based Mohamed El Erian on CNBC soon
Luke Jackson
>GNUS and IVR Double OOF >my meme stocks are finally getting noticed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also Xth for airlines revisiting march lows. By the way, that means if you weren't doing swing trades with it you made a literally pointless buy. Loaned someone else your money to make actual money. Just FYI
Christian Phillips
Any REIT ETFs that track REITs from shitholes?
Brody Garcia
crashing the economy and everyones life savings because you can't buy burgers or fly to thailand to fuck dickgirls was a good idea right?
Is it creepy to play with girls hair at work, lads?
Most don't say anything.
Brandon Foster
Of course I post when a new thread gets made.
Question for ThinkorSwim users, when displaying "Day trades for 5 days" in the account info gadget, does 0 mean how many I've done or how many I have left?
Reporting in, I got completely fucked and should've sold earlier. What are the odds we see any kind of increase next week?
Parker Garcia
You’re honestly mentally retarded if you think the market is going to keep crashing. JP is never going to let the markets slip like that again. I hope you guys loaded up on SPY calls. It’s only going to be up from here. SPY is going to open at or above 310 on Monday.
Blake Gonzalez
But lots of other things use oil tho? Is the glut back?
>buy /smg/ meme stocks on a whim >win every damn time
I dunno how you guys do it, but thanks for propping up my portfolio.
Ethan Gonzalez
>GNUS It's nothing but pumpers and bagholders coping on ST. What gives?
Blake Rogers
It's lasses that I've worked with for months I just want them to release a little oxytocin and get addicted to me being around.
Chase Watson
>buying and holding options on a friday
Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?
Nathaniel Thomas
How many of you faggots unironically think the market will rebound on Monday?
Leo Russell
>You’re honestly mentally retarded if you think the market is going to keep crashing. I aint buying shit until there is something else in the news cycle besides "muh Rona"
Cooper Lee
>SPY is going to open at or above 310 on Monday LMAOOOOOOOOO
Jace Moore
>13% up on a bloody Friday LMAOOOOOO THE HORSE RIDES
Problem is there is too much negative news. I got fucked hard several times and gotten pretty lucky. For times like these it’s best not to hold on the weekends.
the fucking boogeymen that shilled wkhs at $2. i wanna know how they do it
Xavier Sullivan
Im bored is this market crashing or not? Powell cant keep it propped up forever right?
Jackson Smith
Wew lad this was a fun day for gold. A little mini sell cascade started and then big money said nothing doing on that, bought it straight back up and kept going for good measure.
Record everything and keep your receipts. Vidya scene is doing a rampant second wave of the metoos right now.
hey boys I'm a hot trad girl who loves BIG TRADERS like you. what should be my next call option for SPY. if i make profit I'll send you my onlyfans :) teehee
Eli Brown
This. They never listen and think they're better than the Fed. Also, this is obviously a long squeeze, so those who bought puts were actually vouching for the dip so that they can buy back more stocks at the bottom.
I bought 100 shares of this on TSX this morning. It had low beta and it's a nice slow grower. I think I'll stay away from anything that tracks the market.
Sold yesterday and bought back today (index ETFs). Will hold over the weekend, hoping to pump on jobs report and then sell before the next dip. If no pump I’ll just long term hold.
> tfw cautiously accumulating 1-2% victories at a time
Camden Morris
Buy the dip on Monday Jerome is going to do a ass pull on Monday and spy will be 310 on Tuesday 315 on Wednesday after that idk
Carter Hughes
What did Cuckerburg say during his damage control speech on kikebook live?
Gavin Rodriguez
I do because it’s the pattern that’s emerged over the last two weeks thanks to the feds repo and QE activities. I predict a Monday drop until 10am. After that we will slowly bleed up. Then we will be flat until the 30th when JPOW speaks to congress about the CARES act. If he spooks investors in anyway, we will see a big dump, otherwise we crab until Friday, where we bleed heavily.
David Perry
What else are they supposed to do after a red week? Lmao you guys aren’t going to make money if you keep buying high and selling low.
Brandon Baker
>hot trad girl who loves BIG TRADERS like you That's slut talk. Wholesome traditional girls don't write like this. Begone. Post feet then begone.
Levi Butler
why is it dying right now?
Oliver Barnes
Why is this board so filled with anime faggots
Michael Taylor
>friendly pat on the back Sexual assault! HR would like a word with you.
-0.2$ >dying just log out, uninstall your app, check back in 6-12 months and retire
Carson Hernandez
im too scared to look at my losses today... can someone tell me if workhorse was at least green?
Christian James
it never stopped.
James Gonzalez
How big is her penis
Charles Howard
so i was talking about finding good cheap theta plays the other day by using the top 10% lists, but i think i found a better and easier way. the only downside is how many candidates it produces that you'd have to manually sort through unless you had some leet haxor way of getting around it. personally i can't be bothered to, yet...
basically you're looking for stocks with a share price between $1 and $5 that have options. well how can you tell if a stock has options or not? if it has implied volatility. stocks without options will show "N/A" on IV when you look for it. so how many stocks match that profile?
a fucking SHIT load. use ToS's stock hacker, and remove all the filters and add "Last." set the range from 1 to 5 and hit "scan." then you all you need to do is add implied volatility to the output and then sort by it. and voila. shit load of theta plays with low covering cost (aka, juiciest returns, would you rather reserve $5000 for $150 in premium or $250 for $150 in premium?)
you can then dig through and find the most inflated ones that have actual volume that day and try to hook some retard into buying your worthless yet insanely inflated puts. anyway, something to think about if you were wanting to get into selling options but didn't want to reserve large quantities of cash
I think we're gonna revisit 2800 for the SPY. No reason for it to stay above 3000 right now. It's not as strong a resistance as people think. Also, idiots will start to learn that it's not the Fed keeping stock prices high or that the market can't be near ATHs while the nation is falling apart.
I am unironically thinking about cashing in my 401k to buy as much of it as I possibly can
Brandon Reed
Workhorse went up 15%
Brody Sanders
TTNP is going to 1.00 monday
Julian Ortiz
>Cuts are expected to be performance based and not characterized and layoffs Fuckin scummy. I work for a large company that's been laying people off every year, no mercy, and even our management has the decency to call a budgetary layoff what it is.
If case numbers keep going up, a bloody Monday, I think only gold miners will be less effected or go up, 2 of my gold miners went up today, 2 barely in red.
Justin Ward
Get rid of SSL and IVR
Joshua Jenkins
Absolutely based let me know when you find the next winning meme.
