/smg/ - SHLL MARKET GENERAL

>/smg/ is the titties
>I'm here just sucking all the milk I can get
>if you don't like it, it's your own fault

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/orgasm-denial/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>CUTE BUTT

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macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BLACKEST MONDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET?

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I'm pretty optimistic about FUSN. Good pharma stock and I think it has potential next week, about $25 a share. I'm putting $10k toward it Monday morning if it's still around IPO price.

SHLL to the moon again Monday

SPAC gang

Buy the FB dip. All of these companies pulling advertising were going to cut ad spending for a month anyway and are just taking this opportunity to score social justice points. When they turn the ad money faucet back on, FB will moon.

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No one I know seems to care about covid, regardless of age. Everyone assumes that everyone else cares, but when you get them in a corner with a cocktail they all admit they think it's basically bullshit. Not fake, but just not very dangerous when compared to the hype and societal impact. These include people in their 70's, some with COPD etc. I think the panic we see in the media (including social media) has decoupled from what real everyday people actually believe in their heart of hearts. If I didn't know any better I'd say it's the most successful gaslighting campaign in recent history.

based analysis but I'm not ready to call bottom yet

In my part of the country, I'm seeing a lot more people outdoors enjoying themselves, and of course there are scenes of sunbathers in Central Park, NY and the beaches of Southern California, etc. trying to make the best of the season. Businesses are going to remain necessarily hesitant amid rising infections, and frankly I don't blame them. I don't think this is airborne Ebola and I'm willing to acknowledge the conflict of interest between diagnostics and hospital funding, but the chilling effect on the market isn't unreasonable.

Ironically, a huge spike in infections with minimal change to the death count might shine more light on the notion that the mortality rate isn't actually absurdly high. And the increases are presently confined to a few states, even though a lot are well into their reopening plans.

But we still need more information. Where this new uptrend goes, whether deaths/hospitalizations follow, and so on. I would really hate to see heavy-handed closure measures again, as would a lot of us, but I'm out of the market as of EOD Thursday so the effects won't be as close to home this time.

When do you guys think we'll have another bull day

I wanna just cash out and save my ass since zoomers are crashing the economy

Muh freedoms!
>50k cases a day
can someone explain these retards that wearing a mask actually helps better than any lockdowns?

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>Not fake

that just means you havnt figured it out yet that its completely fake

i knew this back in early march

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4 u

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which states are gonna hold on until 5th July to declare a lockdown?

I was looking for some opinions from some financial experts and was directed here.
It looks like the CoronaVirusTM is making a come back in the United States.
My question is, do you think the US economy will be able to survive another shut down?

Just put my entire portfolio into ship. How long until it moons again?

It's really easy to ignore it if it doesn't affect you or people you know. Kind of like how people still don't wear seatbelts even though car accidents are really commonplace.
Then again, all it takes is some bad luck to make you paranoid for life.

I hope you don't have suicidal tendencies

I’m extremly volitile why do you ask?

Do you live in your basement and not leave. You clearly must not work. We're on our fourth case.

i feel like the diaperfaggot is messing with the fabric of reality. look at that guys face. I'm getting existentially uncomfortable.

monday afternoon?

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Never.

No, which is why everyone pretends there is no outbreak.

>a huge spike in infections with minimal change to the death count
I think we'll see some increase in death count but I predict it won't be proportional as compared with the initial spike. However I also predict that the media will basically ignore this fact, and will actually do everything they can to make any increase in deaths seem like Armageddon. So while the news should be good, it will be used to stoke more fear. I'm not sure how the market will react to this however, because the truth is that fear matters. Even when it's overblown or irrational it still affects the way people behave. So I'm not particularly bullish or bearish right now, and if this significant increase in cases does not lead to a significant increase in deaths I won't necessarily become bullish. I think there will need to be additional other optimistic news such as new treatments that become actual standard of care not merely yet another clinical trial, or some kind of very optimistic news about vaccines. The reduction in lethality alone just isn't enough with the headwind of immediate determined to induce panic.

the test is fake if u have a regular flu or some sniffles or anything they put you into covid-19

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whaaaaat? kpop poster who consistently demonstrates a sub-80 iq thinks covid is fake? well I never

This is exactly how I learned about never relaxing around blacks. I now have my concealed carry. It's like you said, it only takes one incident to change your outlook for life.

The diaperchad hasn't been around for a while...
>someone saved my edit
LOVE IT
do you have the one with the look at this chart?

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What is an acceptable amount of deaths, Donald?

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>he knew it back in march
kek

got 2 versions

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one. ... bill-leein deaths.

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I'd argue they are all acceptable. The question is meaningless, obviously.

>it is just a flu

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thanks kangs
>that alternate version
kek

Put all my longs in an upstart canadian gold mine thats on track for Q4 production, all equipment bought an ahead of schedule for construction and production, bought in at 1 CAD and it keeps rising everyday. Comfiest thing to look at, hoping it will get to 10 or 15 when earnings come out. PGM on TSX.

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Should I vote for Donald or joe in terms of making money in stonks?

Good luck leafbro.

macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart
Found one. Looks like it didn't dip yet, but Jesus Christ it's going to skyrocket eventually.
>black
>tranny
>gay
>lesbian
>fat
I count 5. I'm betting on at least 7 for the next ad.

Write in money printer. He fights for your gains at all costs.

Pure Gold Mining Inc.
keeps going up and up
was poasted on /ptg/
good pick

thats the only thing you care about? how immature.

At this point, the economic policy is what matters. If more states initiate cautionary reversals to their reopening plans or restart the shutdowns, game over. If the deaths increase, but governors hold the line and maintain their commitment to reopening, the market might climb in spite of it. Stocks drop with negative pandemic news because it conjures the horrible specter of shutdown again. If we get to a point where the nation collectively says, "You know, we're just going to have to live with it at this point; let's just reopen everything", we'll probably see big market moves upward again.

Travel and hospitality industries are still in for a rough Q3 and Q4. People are okay going outside now, but not necessarily traveling. However, if restaurants opened up completely, I'd probably go out dining a lot more, and I expect the same of other young people.

Whatever. We'll just have to see.

your vote doesn't matter
either case there are always opportunities

murder murder murder
short tha market!

murder murder murder
bear incarnate!

murder murder murder
bulls blood is scarlet!

get rich of people getting poor!

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What else does one need to care about?

Thanks bro TSX is boring sometimes but mining is good
Really? my dad told me about it he works in mining sector said it may be a good long. Glad others know about its potential

Take the SPACs pill you fucking faggot

gonna buy a bunch of MLHR on Monday are you fucks in or not

screencap this, $40 7/4

based and SPAC pilled

what you currently in?

>up 37% on WKHS
>haven't cashed out yet
Have I made a huge mistake?

What does SPAC mean

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>americans crashing their economy and ruining their years worth of savings and investments because they can't buy a borger or fly a plane to fuck dickgirls in thailand

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Same user but different IP. Here’s my entire portfolio. Rate it.

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Cash out when you’re at 329% EOY

>he doesn't know
unironically not going to make it

needs more spacs brother
great gains tho

.. just put a stop order

Depends on if they secure that contract in July.

S&P500 is going to 1500 at least, it make take 1 or 2 years but it will get there, if you don't accept this you are a delusional bulltard. Big tech will take 90% losses and won't recover for 20 years until next bubble in 2040 when everyone forgets that stocks boom and bust every 20 years or so.

OH FUCK

I SHOULDVE SOLD MORE AND BOUGHT MORE INVERSE

IM COMPLETELY FUCKING FUCKED

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Speciality purchase acquisition company. They’re basically like the mystery boxes in call of duty‘s nazi zombies

Not stronger than the Horse

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>needs more spacs brother

I’m going to use margin on Monday to go all in on $GRAF

That isn’t a SPAC, though, retard.

Reposting my sad story because old thread died

> managed to sell at the top
> mock the bog brothers here on /smg/ because of it
> ten minutes later I irrationally bought more of the same share because it fell 2%
> lost all my profit by the end of the day because it fell to 6%
It’s real guys, I actually got bogged

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what did you do? I deleveraged my inverse plays.

shll has way more room to grow

>tfw have nothing to do for this weekend
I wish I could hangout with you guys. Drink beer and fish at the lake while discussing about the next stock buys.

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I'm so sorry. I made an irrational impulse play on Wednesday that nearly cost me my entire gains (on a small side-fund I was playing around with in Robinhood), but I recouped the unrealized losses and came out $120 ahead late Thursday.

If I'd held I would have been sunk today. So I'm lucky I made it. Really have to watch myself before I make moves. And I should never, ever try to predict reversals.

I have the idiots arguing about the flu filtered and almost 75% of the thread disappeared so it's not comfy here at all.

That's not being bogged, that's just being weak.
Being bogged is like going long /ES earlier this week before the overnight Navarro trade deal news broke and then panic selling the bottom, only for the White House to deny his claims 10 minutes later.

does a $23 BAC put that expired today count?
I was so close to cheap gambling gains bros...