Just learn to code and move to Silicon Valley!

>Just learn to code and move to Silicon Valley!

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chels has not even an anatomy anymore

between my booming snores and farting i could really make these soiboys lives a living hell

Can’t wait to hear my coworkers fuck

>just learn to trade and move to Silly coin valley

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Why even post this instead of working on yourself? Everyone with half a brain cell will see right through it, and the fact the best students flock there should tell you all you need to know.

That's accomodation for min wagers and tourists, honestly it's where I'd stay if I visited the us.

No disgusting public displays please.
You have to wait your turn to rent the conjugal room just like everyone else.

Had a friend who moved to California to try and make it and he lived in one of those the whole 6 months he was there. Sounded absolutely terrible the only benefit I guess is it’s easy to have sex with anyone.

it's the bend from trying to watch tv at this fuckin angle from this slavepillow LMAO

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the prices for these silicon valley hostels are way beyond minimum wage or tourist budgets

no sex allowed

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>shoes on bed

cope

y-you arent implying that these prices are random, are you user...

Good.

Sillcon Valley is done, most companies are moving to the midwest or Israel. Offices there are virtually a corporate embassy.

Trust me it still happens. My friend said the front desk girl would be banging a new guy every day. I guess they do it in cars.

what the fuck is this thing

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KEK!

those are all roasties. 0 of them can code.

>that pic
fucken saved

söylent concentration camp

learning to code is fine just don't move to a liberal hellscape

*learn system admin roles, scripting and get a remote job where your pay is west coast but cost of living in midwest

Can't wait to masturbate to my coworker's sex lives

Show me how to do this. Where do I start, I’m 19 and my family is insane, low iq retarded and dysfunctional so I have no support to go to college. I need to get out of here

I would bang chels in that small bunk bed

Is that where the money is at now? I have heard learning big data scientist is worth it too.

don't run away from problems and learn that we aren't born to where we're born by accident. there's a reason you were born amongs such "miserable" people. just accept and live the life you were meant to. if you ran away you'd be missing them user. nothing wrong with becoming more than they became, but learn to understand and appreciate them still. 100% there are things you can learn from them, even if you shouldn't follow them.

I enjoy that image

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idk about where the money is but sys admin, especially in security if you can get a clearance, is not a job that can ever be outsourced or entirely handed off to automation. Some of the lower level processes in IT can and will be automated like some of the rote work you do in a NOC role, but overall we are not anywhere near a point where anything regarding security is handled by a nonhuman actor.

Sure there is money in big data. Depends on what your goals are. Can a corporate outsource to China and India for "big data engineers" anytime on the horizon that would include your career? Big data is the realm of A.I., machine learning and heavy mathematics, if that sounds like something you can do then you should.

Emancipate yourself and take out loans for a cheap local state or community college. If you're comfortable at home get any random job, start saving and use google. If you aren't the type of person who is motivated enough to use a search engine to access the infinite amount of free educational material on this subject than the field may not be for you, it is less important how you start and with what material than to start anywhere and not stop. Look into the basic certs and research them, there is also the cyber security thread on /g/ with guides.

Try to realize that you need to develop your own base level character as well. There are boundless opportunities and many free/affordable resources to pursue them, what is lacking in our society is the actual attention to put them to good use.

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