IM IN SOME DEEP SHIT

>roobet
livestream u betting the 50k on roulette

Well long story short user, I’ve been doing some illegal stuff, and spent some time in jail, only to figure out that my ex gf was using my crypto wallet to scam people. Now, someone is threatening to release my info to both the police and some people who would not be very fond of the information. I need $50,000 or I will either spend a majority of my life in jail or be killed.

take a loan from the fed

i'll pretend you're telling the truth. if you have 25k out of 50k owed, you can probably make a down payment and they will just fuck you up.

loansharks want their money. if they kill you they don't get anything and they have to pay. they will take 25k over 0k any day of the week and twice on sunday.

for "only" 50k, they won't kill you if you pay half. trust me. they might not be nice to you, but they won't fucking kill you. now it's possible that you got a loan from the Russian mafia or something like that, but I doubt it. very very few loan sharks will kill you if you pay half.

that being said, you can bet up to $25,000 cash on one hand of blackjack in vegas. I DO NOT RECOMMEND DOING THIS AS THERE IS A 51% CHANCE YOU WILL LOSE. BUT IF YOU DO, USE THIS CARD WHEN YOU PLAY. IT'S ALLOWED AT ALL CASINOS.

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fucking terrible idea, blackjack has way better odds. that or play Baccarat.

So that means a 49% chance to win? Fuck, are the gods in my favor anons? Is this the dumbest thing I could possibly do?

Just flip the script and threaten to kill them if they don’t give you 50k.
Take your 25k and strap the fuck up talking bullet proof vests ar15s the whole deal

i've just read your story. yes it is the dumbest thing you could possibly do. if your girlfriend managed to scam them, they aren't going to kill you. your girlfriend wouldn't be able to scam anyone very dangerous. just pay them the $25,000 if it is owed.

trust me, they will be glad to get it.

JUST DO IT
repent for all the degenerate shit you have done, pray to God, if you mean it he will save you and grant you the luck you need. Swear you will be a good boi from now on. not even kidding. get on your knees and beg. also livestream that shit

livestream the gamble of a lifetime
user, indulge us. we will give you energy

Toasting in future epic bread. OP please put it all on red and videotape it for us. Win or lose you become a part of Zig Forums lexicon for eternity

Hold up nigga, what makes you think they won’t release the info anyway?

At this point I have no choice.

Link3d

Short BTC

NO DUMBASS, just find a good lawyer. And tell them the real story and see what they can do for you. Easy. Lawyer can tell you story to fed and protect you.

But why? If (((they))) release your info and you go to jail and get your boipucci pounded either way, at least you can have some prison cash if you don’t cough up the money. Same situation with the people who might kill you.

Gay for pay

If you live stream the gambling you will be a legend.
Not sure if that solves your problem though. Probably does

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short BTC x100 lmao

and post postilion here

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buy haven

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It's actually exactly what you're asking for