>telling new gf about stonks
>shes super interested
>show her wsb on rebbit, we have some laughs
>go to Zig Forums, want to show her stock market general thread
>first picture in the catalog is a feces-covered penis
>fifth picture is a guys testicles on a TV remote controller
>she sees both and is visibly disgusted
big thanks to whoever posted those, you ruined my night and possibly my only chance at finding love
Nice blog
back to plebbit
>Meet woman
>Autistically sperg and show her Zig Forums
>Blame Zig Forums for ruining your chances
You never had a chance to begin with fren
>show biz to someone
>not telling them what they might see
your gf will dump you for being a retard, and she'll be right
You deserve it for being a gigantic normaltard
Fuck "Gore" posters
Normals deserve rope.
This is supposed to be a worksafe board
For having my first gf since high school?
unironically just had sons bris on Thursday, no metzitzah b'peh though.
you should have known it's not retardsafe
>"new girlfriend"
>giving her insight and power into your finances
you've already failed and there's no hope left. eat the barrel of a firearm and pull the trigger.
In a weird way I agree with you.
Its not 2007, shit like that is repetitive and not really funny anymore.
Idk, maybe the people on this site are autudtically clinging to old Zig Forums ways buy they're not going about it in the clever and funny way if used to be.
>inb4 REEEEEEE NORMALFAGS
Nah bro, yall just not funny like the oldfags.
>he showed Zig Forums to his gf
>bssuuuuu bsu bsuuuuuuuu
based
Retarded normoid.
Here, have some PTSD
rip
Why don’t you find a gf who knows what the internet is?
>supposed to
yep, retard
>showed Zig Forums to my gf
>she was fascinated by it. tried to make a few threads but those didn't go anywhere.
I love her
ban him plox
one year
Oh boy, that's kind of based my compadre. I, for one, kek'd at the thought of this situation.
No offense, but if you really honestly wanted to show her you shoukdve checked the threads themselves beforehand.
Autists with a chip on their shoulder and non commonly accepted interests come from the world over.
A more mentally adjusted person like your gf wont be able to filter out stuff like the same way we do.
>Lol worksafe board.
why did you think showing her Zig Forums in general was a good idea?
>For having my first gf since high school?
Yes, yes you fucking imbecile.
You're not the only failed normalfag retard who's revealing his power level to the rest of the world, also the same reason why this place turned into shit.
I fucking hate you, your gf should leave and tell everyone you're some kind of perv surfing scat mongolian sites.
>meet woman
>show power level
how did you survive for this long?
>have autism
>blame biz
I met my girl(female) ex on Zig Forums. We were together almost 3 years and lived together for most of that time.