/smg/ - Stock Market General

call your parents! we going to CiCi's Pizza edition!

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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
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nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Wife Market
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

tfw tomboy GF thread:

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first for hips

This I going to be you retards on Monday

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who are you to imprison another person though

nobody has any business doing that if you truly own yourself youre only accountable to god

not a doctor or some coward with a god complex who thinks he is so sane that he can walk down the street and pick the crazies and lock them up in a van and take them away and put drugs into people

instead of treating people like they have rights

i believe you should be able to commit suicide thats completely should be legal

its up to the family to stop it not a government to bring you into their detention facility where they torture you

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I’m ready for the Big Juicy Horse Cock on Monday

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>a thread not created by gookspammer or pissposter
A fucking miracle.

where did the idea of monday being a big one come from? im seeing it everywhere which makes me think nothing will happen

what a gook spammer o_o

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What happened to Domino’s?

bro you would have been crying those exact same big normie tears if you had to look at guroposting a year ago

I would unironically lock you in my basement and feed you delicious foods

He's referring to the grown ass man spamming kpop in all of these threads

im just saying kidnapping is legal in america in 2020

and its worse than china here

but some people are given the illusion like they have rights

when really youre on the verge of a indefinite imprisonment every breathe

whether thats unjust prison sentances
or mental hospital sentances

or gouging all your money

they eventually get everyone in some manner

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The market closed 3 points above the 12 month moving average last Friday. If the S&P500 closes another 33 points lower, that signals capitulation and a downturn.

>grown ass man spamming kpop
lmao

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I saw it in my night terrors and the the magic TA dog of the west spoke to me in another one of my delirious episodes.
Some other Anons read the prophecies themselves and confirmed it.

Futures go .2% green, goes down to -.2% and then crab till close. Pow pump for 301.

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me started closing hedgies on green last week...we'll see if selling pressure continues.
but there should be plenty of liquidity to big bull
market rates are so low now again in usa

not big fan of politics and nobody should ruin their summer vacations following politics at all, but quick note that blm looking like getting out of control of their creator that is leftist establishment and turning against them from race war to a class war, as race wars are always class wars. that's why communistic revolutions always happen the dog turns against their owner. blm people are dumb but not that dumb even they start to see they are been played as a dumb voting cattle

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>Commodities aren't attractive either.
Yeah, I can see the argument for this. It's a bit early to play it seems. I'm on pms for inflation risk, and an alleged outperformance in second drop scenarios.

aiaight fags im all in on ivr and oil, and already down 2k. hold or sell whats the thought for monday

Has anyone ever actually done any backtesting on this weekendwallstreet shit?
How accurate is it?

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OIL CHADS REPORT IN!

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Hold 1 year and profit of huge div yields.

50% of my folio is in XOM and RDSB

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RDSb XOM and HAL master race

If you even bring these ideas up to a mental health authority they will call you delusional; also your ideate-motor facility looks like fractional word-salad.

R senators have said they fully support second stimulus check

$1200 here we come

You mean regarding the Open on monday?
I wouldnt care too much in this clown market though

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just wish it was monday so i could waste money day trading lads

Why do you do this to yourself?

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whats the plan captain!?

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WKHS is getting added to the Russell Index on Monday, BULLISH

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Pretty much completely wrong every week

Zig Forums I know you all have finance degrees and are well versed in the market. assuming I have money going into a 401k and a Roth IRA, what sort of portfolio do you recommend for a standard brokerage account if my goal is to retire by lets say age 50, 55? QQQ, TQQQ, SPY?

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WKHS continues to get upgrades

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Yeah its uncertain right now. I think crabbing is highest probability until tuesday

i know thats what im saying theyre tyrants and the most evil people alive

if you dont say "Yes sir. :] I am very happy and I have taken my medication."

then they will keep you there as long as they want like they own you

a lot of people dont know about this tyranical system of false imprisonment and kidnapping that goes on that they think only happens in china

id rather be in the chinese one because theyre not going to give you that look and say did u take ur meds today?

theyll probably just kick your ass and leave you there but thats more dignified than the sick medical mental illness industry like youre in a horror movie with needles being pumped inside you

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Made 36$ on 150$ investment on robinhood. Liquidating it at 8AM Central tomorrow and waiting til I get a few paychecks to deposit into webull.

Lol what do you call this pattern? NKLA

Calculate the slope from 6/8 to 6/22

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Supply will shorten due to lack of investing in fracking. Because of capital intensive oil winning in the US smallcap oil producer will vanish from the market. All in all supply will go back. When economy re opens at 100% demand will skyrocket but supply wont keep up in the speed (this of course will happen when Oil reserves get rare).
Im talking about 100$ / barrel in the next bullrun

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>Lol what do you call this pattern?
The pump and dump

>WeBull
>based on Hunan, China

why you do this

Yeah but what will 100 usd be worth?

To the bottom.

It's called anyone who didn't cash out at $75 is a fucking retard.

More or less, but I'm specifically talking about the 'weekendwallstreet' cfd service that's occasionally posted here.
figures

you dont know that far how well some continent's market performs. currently as dollar is reserve currency dow and spy are safe

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that's a pretty bold prophecy

PNC stock price keeps going down but I'm really fond of them
they seem like a very "boring" and responsible version of the big banks - I can see them continuing to grow their market share this decade.

>I'm on pms for inflation risk, and an alleged outperformance in second drop scenarios.

Where can I read about this?

Pick which one of these combinations suits your desired returns and risk appetite.

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RDS or TOT?

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Why are leveraged ETFs bad for holding?

Thats also assuming the demand will return to previous levels which many comentators believe wont be the case :/

Normie breaking over dumb things makes me want to find some piss gook pictures.

Is it wrong to mentally break invading normies?

>Zig Forums I know you all have finance degrees and are well versed in the market.
lel
but yeah, if you're going to be holding that long term just go for etfs, which one you pick doesn't matter that much, maybe hedge with derivatives if you're feeling adventurous

>that's a pretty bold prophecy
The spirits would never lie to me
Especially not captain Morgan

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do you have any prescribed medication that you take?
I'm just curious. I'm prescribed amphetamines ~~

They suffer horrendous drawdowns on a pure buy and hold strategy. So you either have to time the market by trend-following, or you diversify into a levered bond ETF like here:

S&p etf
Qqq etf
Soxx etf

for usa based etfs.

If you just lied in a bed and were "debilitated" by psychiatric medications following mental hospital programming you would be better off. You fear and reason about authority and delusions, playing mouse to their cat. Annihilation or control are all you will find.

Sinophobia is a psyop

yeah im not that retarded, i know oil will go up in a few months or years but should i sell all on monday and buy when it starts to climb. this corona spike got me weak hands

Hold off for now, market could take a decade to recover.

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Probably a regular size bigmac menu bro

The demand will not return to previous levels, since the economy will need time to get back on the regular track im expecting 2022 Q1 first good earnings for oil stonks.
If trump gets re elected and he doesnt go full retard he will for sure do more for the economy to get back on pre corona levels.
Maybe some tariffs on foreign oil like the mudslime arab oil

Economy maybe years
A lot of stocks benefit from this long term.

I somewhat understand what you are saying

can you explain how to "split" investments up like that, e.g. 60%/40% TQQQ TMF? Is that "split" called anything in particular? I use TD Ameritrade by the way

just joshin. lots of noobs here, sure. Can you elaborate on what you mean by "hedge with derivates"? Can you give me an example?

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I'm getting in touch with the spirits myself right now
I don't know what they'll tell me

I wouldn't advocate for spamming unwanted pictures just to piss people off.
If you post pictures that are board-legal along with discussion about stocks that's fine, and if the images bother the women and children they can go somewhere else. Just don't be obtrusive

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How far are you in the spectrum?

>my waifu OP
Wow

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This. Basically right now is the moment to buy in cheap to get high div.yields. to ROI faster when economy is on recovery

>can you explain how to "split" investments up like that, e.g. 60%/40% TQQQ TMF? Is that "split" called anything in particular? I use TD Ameritrade by the way

Literally just take your total capital and put 60% of it in one fund and 40% in another. You have rebalance it every year at minimum, every quarter ideally.

Sinophobia has been an American cultural tradition for almost 150 years.

dude if i went to the psychiatrist everyday i could have 90 different pills prescribed to me if i wanted to by now

its all complete bullshit as a industry theyre jews and they like making money off your taking big pharma medication

and doing damage to your brain and health at the same time because they dont have time to help you fix your problems and work through it

and actually talk to you

they say well im retarded and my college told me to just prescribe people stuff my iq is literally zero i read from the books in college

theyre all getting their information from the same place you have to because you cant keep your license if you dont do it the way that they say you have to do it

honestly my biggest fear in life is being bored to death in a mental hospital

it was so boring that it made me psychologically damaged permanently

and so now im very careful with my words because i know the fbi can kidnap you whenever they want

>If you just lied in a bed and were "debilitated" by psychiatric medications following mental hospital programming you would be better off.

humans cant stand up for human rights?

why not?

kidnapping is bad

if i was going to be against regular kidnapping of little girls why not be against fully grown adult men kidnapping too

its ok because the government can do it?

nah.

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What if you just yolo and hold it forever?

I'm going all in on $CLDR tomorrow morning at open.

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tempted to do that with oil, just not open my account for a year.

No, we got to shoo away Zig Forums and r/wsb tourists

30% SPY
30% QQQ
30% MSCI world ETF
10% whatever suits you. SOXX, TecDax, AMZN.

If you think other markets will grow more:
25% SPY
25% QQQ
25% MSCI World ETF
25% Emerging Markets ETF

100% SOXL.

>What if you just yolo and hold it forever?

It'll work in the long run (20+ years). If you're young and have no intention of touching your retirement savings until you're 60, then putting it into TQQQ and forgetting it is a good strategy.

How do you do it user, im checking my account every hour please spare me some advices