/smg/ Stock Market General

Have faith and patience, things will get better eventually edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/Lovingwife/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

I won't take my meds, you guys are the insane ones:

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fuck niggers

first for yotsuba

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Will CHR recover this week? The losses hurt.

yotsubride

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sold call credit spreads friday, feeling pretty good about them

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>futures

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>futures open at $290

What’s your first reaction?

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we will have a crab week , slightly down

Fags on stocktwits are saying $SHLL will gap up past $30 tomorrow.

Why are burgers so retarded?
Is it because their brains are made out of food based on mostly chemicals and not real food?
I don't get it

Place a few positions and go to sleep, or fap.. haven't decided yet

blood green

our food is good !
we're just dumb people, but we're doing our best !

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>That divvie yield is just too good. I hope they don't cut it lol.
>AM
>eps= -$1.52 Div=$1.23
>Debt to pay dividend
>22% yield
>I hope they don't cut it lol.
Bro..

People rag on buffet for selling airlines. But I think most forget is that he bought them all during the 2008 mess so he sold them at the peak. Also the dude's 80 and sitting on loads of green. Realistic why should he even bother risking more green at this point anyway if he's nearing the big goodbye you know.

Cope, ChingChong

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N E O N F L A T
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You watch. Oil is gonna capitulate, I am going to load up on a 50% yield and laugh all the way to the bank, while I coom inside of your mother.

And you are going to have to watch as I do it!

FUTURES ARE FLAT!

if dubs blood red Monday
if trips green Monday
green ID is Green week
Red ID is Great Depression 2.0

FUGG

I'm a 210 cm, extremely muscular, swedish-dutch mix, 150 iq man.

They set usa up to be full of dumb consumers and a big upper class.

>He is a mutt

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa

>Futures open at $390
>Never ending golden bull run starting now
>People celebrating in the street like its 9/11 in Mekka
>World poverty and hunger ended
>Communism gone and so are all taxes

What’s your first reaction?

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Good luck

anyone have a timer for the futures opening? I keep having to do math to figure out how long we have left and I'm getting way too drunk to keep doing it

And you ended up here cause you're a brilliant stud right

Oh nononONONONONO

Isn’t that just 100% Scandinavian?
There’s not THAT much variation out there... it’s not like Italy and France or something.

Trips quads of alcoholism

Yep
And you're inbred then and that's somehow better? Or what even is your post otherwise.

This guy doesn't know about timezones

Its the same time every day.

We are going to be green this week because:
-stimulus check hopes
-rumors of fed support to energy and oil sector
-fed balance sheet increasing this week

CIRCUIT BREAKERS TOMORROW!!

Maybe he's in some other dimension and that's why he needs to do math all the time

>And you're inbred then and that's somehow better? Or what even is your post otherwise.

Ok mr. aryan. Why aren't you having sex rn instead of scumming with us losers huh?

ooOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Workhouse going to 20 tomorrow

CHK IS DEAD! CALIFORNIA CLOSES 7 COUNTIES AND ASKS 8 OTHERS AS WELL! LET THE CIRCUITS BREAK!!!

noob trader here. I dont know which broker to use. they all seem the same. my dad uses Etrade and recommends them. im just going to throw 400 in a stock and leave it alone. sorry not sorry if you guys get this kinda stuff often.

Hopefully, get some cheaper puts this week and by the end of October we retest lows

>fed balance sheet increasing this week
Source?
This is legitimately the only thing that matters

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>they haven’t added ZOM, TTNP, VXRT, SINT, or CBLI to their watch list.

Ngmi

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Powell has to start trimming that balance sheet and raising the fucking interest rate already. There is no free lunch.

Etrade is absolute garbage, second only to ibrk on the shit-scale. TDA is good.

BLOOD RED WEEK FOLLOWED BY THE SECOND STIMULUS GET READY TO BUY THE DIP BOYS

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Bars

CHK has been on the brink for like 2 weeks hasn't it?

>Why aren't you having sex rn
How would you know I'm not
Have a feeling it's going to get shorted into the ground to fuck over bunch of baby traders. Check wkhs stocktwits. Bunch of absolute idiots getting into it, the kind that is really easy to shake money out of

if you want ease of use just use robinhood, same shit as everything else if you're gonna just park it in a stock and the ui is very noob friendly. Just make sure the stock you want is traded on there first