/smg/ - Stock Market General

>you will never be swallowed whole, eaten alive
why even invest

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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
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Sub 2999 dummies:

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anime.

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Nobody knows who I was in the last thread :)

Yeah you were the faggot, I remember you.

I know...

reboasting
That's not necessarily a bad thing. War with China is inevitable. The earlier is comes, the larger the American military advantage. America is like Britain in 1920 right now. Economy's smaller than America, but Britain is sitting on more battleships than God. Britain couldn't keep the Royal Navy at "kick the entire world's ass" levels for long and neither cab America. Go now or fight a much less decisive, much more dangerous war in the 2040s.

No one cares

well I know you're not gookfag

Wow, you mean statistically speaking from the death data that they're making bizarrely hard to find nearly all the deaths of Covid are over the age of 70? Hmm, I think the best way to combat this is to put 45 million people out of work and then when you so graciously ALLOW the peasants back work, force retarded mask laws that that require you to wear an ineffective bandanna across your face even when you're alone in an office.

white founders including thomas jefferson wanted no police force

back in the day you barely needed police because there was no crime

if everyone was mandated to own a gun you wouldnt need it and violent blacks would get obliterated in 2 days

the problem with not having a police is theyre not making sure everyone is armed to be ready to police themselves

not that police are good

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Everyone knows who I was in the last thread

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Hey gookfag, they were just talking about South Korea on Bloomberg.

Inb4 300 posts of bearcuck cope

>muh virus
>muh niggers

>oil -2%
i've lost 30k
this will be my last post ever
bye boys

better luck next time, user

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are you an oil baron

whyd you do options dude

im riding my oil stocks to the firmament

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do a flip faggot

See you next week
try to refrain from the oil futures in the future lad

Check out the idex ticker on st and yahoo finance. Nothing but fucking shills and bots. How are these chinese companies allowed to get away with such blatant stock manipulation? Fucking absurd

nigga how hard did you lever that

Try a Hail Mary in a penny stock. Maybe CLSK

I made 16k shorting it, lookin for china to push it below 35 in 30 min

Several decades of them buying out pathetic shill western politicians.

LONG
DIABETES

DXCM & LLY

I am going to open your skull and pee directly in your brain.

Give me more DD on RTX. Can we get a DD on LMT and BA?

>criticizes options Rooiner fren
>GUSH on margin
kek

WHO HERE ASX?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>straight line down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i got out of most of my margin on robinhood i only had 1k borrowed which is interest free

ill ride gush to however long it takes never selling my gush

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GREEN MONDAY:

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY?

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where are you buying in?

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kek ayaswan loves that subject

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Is there even a single thing to be bullish about?

just buy XAR and ITA

you can feel bullish about your beach bod with this one clever trick

Yeppp you posted that one gril with the top of her head missing and I still Can’t get it out of my mind kek

Bullfags killing themselves tomorrow

Guro just isn’t sexy in my mind though. It’s just cartoonish like pee.

probably never at this point

its recovering!

Too little movement. Rather buy DFEN if I were to do XAR or ITA.

If I wanted to dump a small portion of my income into something like 25% SPY, 25% QQQ, 25% SOXL, 25% YOLO (something like ARKK), how exactly would I do it (technically speaking) with something like TDAmeritrade? I can only buy whole shares at a time.

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can't wait for the 2nd wave

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I'm listening

If we open green we are gonna ROCKET off of resistance. Load up on TQQQ.

What do you mean, how would you do it "technically speaking"? How much money do you have available to invest?

Strapped in with BRK.B, WFC, And OXY
hope this investment pays off

you don't understand the true nature of the crab

you don't understand the true nature of the crab

You’re gonna be waiting a long time. Notice how all they talk about is positive tests now instead of deaths? No ones dieing anymore doom and gloom faggot. Onto the next catastrophe I guess. I can’t imagine being such a failure that bad things make me happier.

All this time the medical industry was wasting hundreds of millions on N95 masks when a piece of cloth could filter down to 0.01 microns this WHOLE TIME. Holy shit it sure is cool of Covid to reveal this racket. No wonder healthcare costs so much.

gold bulls thinking some more about maybe something

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>nigger riots
>rapefugees
>bat soup
Where the fuck do I put my money? Every corner of the Earth seems fucked long term.

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BLOODIEST MONDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOCK MARKET!!!???????

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Most people aren't even wearing N95s now. It's all custom fashion masks made of, I assume, cotton/poly blend.

Gold doesn't pay you to hold its bags. Tankers are a better investment.

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bat soup was in february dude

where do you people even hibernate at

fucking hell

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I have $5k sitting around and I am willing to throw another 500 a month into it. The real question is, how do I throw $500 a month into a 25% SPY, 25% QQQ, 25% SOXL, 25% YOLO portfolio? I guess I could save up the 500/month for an entire year and then invest that $6k into it.

The answer is in the pic.

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tried to find the interview on youtube but it wasn't showing up
streamable.com/eat02q

You guys don't understand.
I figured out Warren.

>Be Greedy When Others Are Fearful
Buy low.
>Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy
Sell high.

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Still expensive and not available everywhere are they? Figure those are going straight to hospitals and retirement homes and such.

Did they ever even say conclusively where this shit came from

Over 1 billion ching chongs exist.

The point of my shitpost is that is so insanely nonsensical to encourage people cover their faces with thin pieces of pillowcase on a level far and away anything I could even think to compare it to.

I agree the whole thing is retarded.