/smg/ - stock market general

>WAAAAAHHHH I DIDN'T GET TO MAKE A THREAD BEFORE THE PISSCHAD AND DIAPERKING
lmao that fag's seething make me keep up the good work.
––edition

What is /smg/?
/smg/ is a KUTE zone
/smg/ is a PHUNNY zone
/smg/ is a WIDE FEMALE HIPS zone
/smg/ is a flat chests and big milkers welcome zone
/smg/ is an ALL TOMBOYS ALL THE TIME (except when it's not) zone.

/smg/ is a MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUPPORT A BRIGHT FUTURE AND KNOCK-UP A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN WHO'S BOTH GOOD MOTHER MATERIAL AND YOUR DOMESTICATED CATGIRL PETPLAY FUCK-WIFE zone.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/kneepads/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Poke-Vore

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>We’re ready for the Horse Cock! Let me see it!


WKHS hits 11 dollars tomorrow screen cap this

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ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE MOST REDDEST, MOST BLOODIEST DAY IN THE STOCK MARKET HISTORY????????????

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listen close anons
fuck. jannies.

being apathetic about politics is how you let 13% of the least contributing members of society dictating policy

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you really had to try and use all 2000 characters allowed in the OP didn'tya

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Nobody knows who I am in this thread either

WKHS is going on the Russell Index tomorrow boys and we got a new price target by analysts set at $12. I hope you held on to your horsies and didn’t sell the dips like a weak handed faggot

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How's Monday looking, frens?

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The glowing ones know

Remember when amerimutts used to talk shit about China's economic team for pumping their reserves and funding/shilling chinese corps during 2009-2013?

Amerimutts can't use the "muh freedom" or "muh capitalism" cards anymore, since they have the most artificial 1st world economy in this world right now.

It's gonna be so fucking funny to see the blowback from all this money printing. Just thinking about mutts mental gymnastics already makes me laugh.

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mon/tues slightly up flat.

Unloaded my $5 & $10 calls last week and bought some $12.50s

BRING ON THE HORSE

GODDAMN the threads are moving fast this morning

BASED OP

xth for the eternal rise of stonks with no alternative

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>he thinks the world will win if the USA collapses

We are all going to be miserable lol

Think like a jew. Build your life so that if they win, you win, and if they lose, you win.

stay comfy bros its going to be a major uptrend this week

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so am i late to the SHLL train? i need something to put my KTOV gains into

>asx dumps
>apt continues to rally

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Futures have gone from red to green without any resistance. Big green at open.

look even if you love yourself

you can still go outside and be your crazy weird self and still get bullied and squelched

and told to fuck off

nobody has to love you or care about you

thats my experience if you act out of line and not like other people it causes bullying it doesnt open up it makes you a fucking weirdo

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I don't think it's too late to ride the $SHLL train. I went all in before it started mooning. Looking to swing trade $CLDR tomorrow.

That's terrible
Who will provide us with shitposts if the aussies all neck themselves?

we live in a society

EVERYTHING EVERYONE SHILLING IS AT 52 WEEK HIGH GOD

Every single stock in my watchlist of my portfolio is heavily red, except CML which I sold out of on Friday, that's 10% up

>he doesn't understand that $SHLL is a SPAC, with the potential to surpass $TSLA

Why don't you talk about that time you fucked a black tranny?
/smg/ bros would love to know about it.

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You bet against The Fed on Independence Day holiday week? Jesus Christ.

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lol I did the same I had 15 7.5 Aug 21 calls that were Up 150%, unloaded them and got 20 contracts of 12.5 Aug 21 and got them for the best price that I could last week when It hit that nasty dip on Thursday after the presentation when it hit a bottom of 7.6, it immediately bounced back to 8.6 and I was up like 30 already lol

Fellow wkhs investors, post dick size
I'm 7.7

Up 30%

What's the next moon and why?

Sold at my 100 shares at 10 to double down on calls. Might get back in on a dip

i don't want to fall into Zig Forums habit of buying high and selling low i honestly know that however did some research about it before it's just it feels as if its to high for me to buy in but honestly i might go fuck it and just buy it however if monday is a red day i might be able to get in at a personally acceptable price.

Korea is just Japan's corny younger sibling

It's been reported that Ackmam entered into a ~$27m hedge that returned ~$2.6b during the March crash, what was the actual form of this hedge? The simple ways to tail-hedge don't have nearly these returns

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>it's called shll
>first result is a pajeet
>not even he's holding anymore
sorry, this goes against everything I believe in

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Fed is buying everything. Some purchases went public today

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what price did you buy cml at? i had been looking at it for a while and then once it started to moon i didnt bother

probably the canadians

crabby as usual lately

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Nvidia still imo . Gonna join the megacaps

ya grindr men in dresses is my only outlet for getting sex

therse always some weirdo who wants to dress up like a dress for peopple like me who cant get women

im not ashamed of it but thats what it boils down to

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As someone that never enters these threads, are some of you faggots really bars when the fed announced stock buybacks? Are you guys retarded?

Those are bonds not futures.

Believe in these gains, faggot.

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Everybody knows who I am on this thread. But I just don’t care.

>basing what he buys off of race
ngmi

>7.7
Feet, I hope?

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The new cards are gonna bring gains big enough to call a moon?

Based user.

No I mean over 10 years. They will supply tech to a lot of boomer businesses.

t. Jugdish Ramalamadingdong

It was basically a long term insurance contract. The return was astronomical because it paid out after the first or one of the first premium payments. It’s like if you took out a huge 20 yr life insurance policy and got murdered the next day but it was legit and still paid out.

what do they do? is it more EV memery?

For example their deal with mercedes

Nvidia has smart tech guys and no silly shit so youd hire them. To add ml shit

nvidia.com/en-us/self-driving-cars/partners/mercedes/

Im a retard but nvidia is the most obvious best partner for upgrading to ai tech over time

Doesn’t matter they are still supporting the market. If Wall street’s bond holdings crash in value the rest will follow.

True.

I'm still hodling. I expect a nice hype pump when the ticker changes to HYLN.

cnbc.com/2020/06/28/chesapeake-energy-a-pioneer-in-the-us-shale-revolution-files-for-bankruptcy-protection.html

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so i should buy the 52 week high?

Where can i look up corporate bond ratings where the website doesnt require me to have credentials?

did any of you ausfaggots get in on this?

>those intercepts

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