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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/watch?v=q0AZQS3mQvs

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
portfoliovisualizer.com
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tradingeconomics.com

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First for the HORSE

i thought today was meant to be red

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How high is $SHLL going today, lads?

It's not gonna be another shit day at the market, is it?

THE HORSE. BROS. THE HORSE

Why doesn't the Fed just spend billions in printed cash on OTM options contracts. You know, the cheap ones? That way the whole options market sees a massive boost. That's where people are losing money. And if something volatile happens they may even end up making money. Yeah, thanks, I'll take my Chairman position now.

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>bought most of my XOM at $54 just before the second dip
>stock continues to drop
>trying to DCA as much as I can
It hurts bros

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ReLife

Its sad. The story is nice but that format is just horrible. Like the gook or chink shit.

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Oh bobo

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If you've got any nigger blood you're a monstrosity deserving of death in a way that does not at all account for your comfort.

>Buying oil 2020
Eh

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I'm buying back puts if the premium stays low

Patience bull bro

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plug,fcel,wkhs,shll take me to the moon

WHAT WAS THAT?

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Who here is living a similar fate after being dumped by a pump and dump?

>me? oh no, I bought The Horse at $5 and went balls deep in OTM options that are now ITM

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Should I go all in on $CLDR? Apparently they're going to be bought out by IBM soon.

Will my CHR recover?
The divvy will come back soon... it has to. I need to eat.

I'm thinking about instabuying COTY, VXRT and SHLL at openingbell. Al I gonna regret it ?

Ah. I tried watching it ages ago but it always put me to sleep. Maybe it'll fix my current sleep issues again. Cheers man.

>Like the gook or chink shit.
That's exactly the feeling I was getting.

futures surge due to ancient curse prolonging sisyphean torture of rangebound trading

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We need a compilation of woke investors. BYFC, the company that put the girl in front of the bull at WS, Theranos, etc.

>150 points
>surge

I need a few +1500 days desu

Well done user, i bought 350 XOM shares at 45$ and 1k Shell stonks for 16$per

Oil be there for another 100yrs user , dont deny the fact just because of 2 teslas you see once a month you go out.
Even if demand in the west goes down , Asia and emerging markets will drive up demand.
Teslas colouring is made of oil , its furniture is made of oil , electric components made of oil , hell even their tires are petrochemical components.

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whoops i meant to post the Zig Forums version
also wow we're in the 2s now

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It's important to recognize when it's an pnd and when it's genuine hysteria. pnd's go up and up for the dumb fucking reasons
>muh weed oil NBEV
>muh black bank BYFC
WKHS on the other hand is a genuine cash printer if they get the contract.

some other guy was saying $45 oil end of week while it was dumping, well probably will be right seeing what's happening

>cramer spends year hyping TSLA as the EV company of the future
>now spends his time being bearish on literally every other EV company because it isn't TSLA
How much did the African Jew pay him?

Fuck Cramer, he's a retard.

>tfw started making massive gains in the stock market, which made me cocky as shit in real life, so now I have the confidence to ask out women

Why did no one ever tell me it was this easy?

there is a chance of it dumping again if burgers wont stop licking eachothers doorknobs and spreading the china flu

Probably will shill Nikola, I can't even believe some asshole thought it was good name for a new company

33% DOWN ON TANKERS
anyone else still bagholding this shit

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Wake up to BA leading the market
>mfw

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what will happen when you lose money

Cause the crippling anxiety and insecurity you feel when you inevitably lose a bunch can make that new confident life you just built very awkward.

Might be a good time to get into KOS.

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it's all just in your mind bro

It's not bullcuck, I'm going to take all your gains and eat them in front of you

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at this point, you deserve it

The entire cloud industry is moving in unison--see NET, ZS, CLDR, and FSLY. And now with talks of reimposing lockdown, cloud stocks will fare well in such an event. I'm thinking about going all in on $CLDR today, especially because there are talks of them being bought out. I will have to use margin, though, since all my money is in $SHLL.

FUCK I was hoping they would go below $1 again

>Oil be there for another 100yrs user , dont deny the fact just because of 2 teslas you see once a month you go out.
I have never seen a Tesla desu. I was told their quality is shit and I see maybe one EV every other week.

Im not denying that we live in another oil century. Im just saying that we will soon hit a peak. There are now more and more steps taken to reduce dependence on it. It will be used in 2050 and 2070.
I doubt that its the best growth stocks you could get right now. All in all it will be an industry on the decline. Like passenger ships in the 1920s when large scale air travel was still a distant meme and people invested in transatlantic ocean liners.
>Ships wont go away because you see a plane maybe twice a year
Sure. Not in 1921. But it may not be the same in 1960. And people may realize that.

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You mad at my superior genes, racelet? I am a human Voltron, and you are a cargo short wearing fuck. Stay seething, one-race pleb

You've never heard that success and money make it easier to get women?

Were you brought up by your grandparents?

Are you autistic?

Are you from an alternative reality where the entire world is communist?

Did you go into a comma at 5 years old and just now wake up?

Are you a female to male transgender?

I just wanted some gains user ;_;

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Why didn't you cash out a couple weeks ago when it spiked?

THE RUSSIANS FOUND THE VACCINE

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>Southwest Airlines jumped after Goldman Sachs upgraded the shares to buy from sell. Southwest added 3.2% in premarket trading. Shares of retailer Gap and casino MGM Resorts rose 5.1% and 1.7%, respectively, in the premarket.

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Was still below break even and got too greedy

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>t. kissless, handholdless virgin

And no, prostitutes don't count.

>wkhs and workhorse still shadowbanned on r/wsb
rly makes u think

Wew laddie

how about linking to the FUCKING story you useless SHIT

THEY KNOW BECAUSE THE RUSSIANS FOUND THE VACCINE
112.international/society/russian-federation-announced-its-readiness-to-supply-vaccine-against-coronavirus-to-world-markets-52600.html

bullshit
after a billion years we've cured the common cold
>doubt.txt

>inb4 heebatage.

...

>Be bank
>Buy shares
>Upgrade
>Plebs buy in
>Sell shares
>If illegal hire some shadow puppet company to do it
Wonderful

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I will never forget as long as I live watching the Theranos documentary completely cold and when the CEO gives the pitch for its product inadvertantly saying aloud, "No, no you can't. That's literally impossible". People with advanced degrees from ivy league schools gave this company seven figurers.

From the beginning on i was always against tankers and i am still.
YOU deserve that loss user.
it was foreseeable that tankers are just a moments hype.
Maybe and thats one big maybe when oil gets 3 digit $ worth than tanker should be a look worthy investment but not right now , kek.

Pray that jerome buys bonds of tankers user and hold that shit forever. Do you even get divvys on it?

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If you allow any foreign vaccine into your blood, you deserve everything bad that happens to you.
I refuse to even take the American vaccine when it’s out for at most one year. Gonna wait and see what side effects emerge from the guine- I mean early adopters.

see

they still want the cheapies but YOU CANNOT CONTAIN THE HORSE!! feels good they are gonna pump my holdings and buy around $15 lmao

Don't buy RTX

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING
YOU WILL REGRET THIS

>You hopped on during the April peak didn't you?
At this point just cut your losses and trade something else.

feeling a lil bullish today... might buy more oil and airlines.... idk....

Might buy a lil tech if Im feelin ct tday
#GirlyThoughts

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I don't know if I should be happy that Facebook is taking a hit or infuriated that a shitton of kiked companies conspire to boycott it because of fucking hate speech. I know I shouldn't even be surprised but it's really tiresome.

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Trucker user here. Dont doubt their cars. im seeing more and more of them on the road. Used to be id only see them in Cali, Oregon or Nevada. Now I see them all over.

Dow plunges on Corona Virus worries
Dow surges shaking off Corona Virus concerns

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how high will wirecard go today

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My housemate pays Australian taxes but if his US income tax would be higher he has to pay the US the difference (it never is, but he has to do the form). Australian CGT is processed basically as income. I'd imagine if he traded US shares it might be more complex but probably still boil down to being counted as AU income

DR;NS

Most everyone that a lick of sense did. R&D is much more than an idea so simple "they can't believe no one has thought about it before", taking a whole bunch of funds, and locking up 'scientists' in a room unpaid until they come up with a product.
Napkin math/science is truly invaluable.

However long it takes for the RH FOMO to wear off

So these are the faces of the people stuck holding my dumps... Interesting.
I guess they are used to be dumped and get stuck holding others problems.

Yeah, picked up the FRO divvy. 70 cents isn't too bad but still a drop compared to the loss

should have just dumped it all in to flavor of the day Zig Forums meme stocks like ktov and wkhs

usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-06-29/gunmen-attack-pakistani-stock-exchange-four-killed-police-says
Yikes

Nigger, I was getting laid as an 18 year old living with his mom, without a car or a job. You literally picked the one insult that doesn't apply to me. It's really not that hard to convince a woman to fuck you and I rightfully made fun of you for thinking your success with them was some kind of revelation.

I live in Central Europe. Their biggest plus is illegal here, since cars arent allowed to drive on their own.
Buying them makes no sense.

Maybe in 10 years but Europe is so regressive regarding tech that I doubt it.

Oh and yes he got his trumpbux. Opted to spend it on something American from a vaguely ethical standpoint but also as an excuse to buy some stupid gadget like a valve index

>This is the Paki stock exchange

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my amphibian friend
the pomp is ogre

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To most people, Theranos is a horror story. To /smg/, it should be inspiration. I'm surprised there hasn't been a pump and dump officially organized here yet. Imagine the SEC trying to prosecute that one.

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DCA, should have sold like half or something.

They will go up eventually, like they went last week.

And give it a year or 2 and will be in the supercycle.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS GETTING CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL DICK STRETCHING OVT BEARCVCKS ANVS BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

Well with 7 to 8 % divvy yield (even if divvy is getting gut this year) carbon emission politics will not be put in place until your mentioned dates like 2050ish.
Im planning on keeping my both oil investments until i ROI on them and keep them forever.
Who knows maybe oil companies will turn more and more into electric until then.

Yeah its a Vodka direct injecting into veins i heared about that , kek

Why the fuck would anyone buy facebook or twitter stonks?
They preserve no real usage besides of 5 second ads turning on and off. Wow what a business model (claps heavily) congratz to all these soikeks investing in these models. Holy fck

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>Who knows maybe oil companies will turn more and more into electric until then.
Arent RDS and maybe Exxon trying to do that?

rate ours

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