If You Don't Have a LinkedIn There Is a 100% Chance You Work a Shit Job

I get it, you "don't care 'bout no fuckin 'linked in'"

well guess what buttercup, employers do and they KNOW the reason you don't have a LinkedIn is because you think they're stupid and you're a little edgy non-comformist. Your application? Into the trash it goes. Congrats

Most job applications (for good jobs anyway) have a spot that specifically asks for your LinkedIn. Lol you're just going to leave it blank? wow

LOL @ totally missing an opportunity to further explain previous employment history and make yourself look good just because you don't want to "go with the crowd"

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Yeah yeah go on

get a therapist coomer

>employers do
I employ myself so who gives a shit
Honestly if you haven't at least once taken the entrepeneurship pill you deserve to be a slave

OP I don't apply for jobs. Scouts approach me

that's a man

>pic related
>camwhore mad she'd get made fun of if she created a linkedin for being a slut
any decently lucrative entrepreneurship has an extremely high risk of failure. no thanks

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you! very good!

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Kys

another bonus of having a linkedin

software dev master race, half my connections are recruiters

I dont have linkdin and have a 6 figure job. Op is a faggot.

$000,000

oh hey, it's the home ownership agitator. missed your posts, how you been?

You enjoy being a slave.

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No LinkedIn, making over 300k. OP doesn't know what he's talking about.

Me too. I mean barely six figures, but six figures nonetheless.
Should I get a Linkedin? I've been considering it. Are there actual benefits or is it just the petty childish shit OP describes?

whats up my dude, changing up the game a bit.
enjoy your 70% chance of failure over the next 10 years
300k rupees is not a lot

>Implying I’m a wagecuck or have any interest in the rate race in the first place

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what do you like? as in, what do you like to collect or what is your hobby. dont be shy

I enjoy what I want, slave.

do you work in HR?
you will be homeless soon

It's social media. Basically the same thing as Google+. If you really want yet another social media account, then go for it.

Is linkedin another tinder/bumble?

you got me op, I do have a shit job of trading options with 200 theta *sip*

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ironically just grinding hard so i can buy property. love your posts, keep it up

I’m an artist, I also like boxing MMA/lifting, spirituality/meditating and esoteric/occult ideologies as well as philosophy. I grow weed and make more off that than most wagies do and when crypto really takes off I won’t even have to do that anymore. Say I really make it and I’m talking 5 mill+ (what I project to cash out this bull run). Would shitposting about wagies and mr. Noseburg On LinkedIn have any real life ramifications if I just plan on being a landlord/day trading stonks/crypto and making art? I already thought it would be hilarious to rustle some wagies jimmies on their wagie platform just to remind them life isn’t so serious and things exist outside of the cubicle.

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t. MSFT shill

thanks OP, just bought 100K LINK

LinkedIn is a meme. In point of fact, it hurts your job prospects by making you look weak. It also makes you look disloyal and in search of a job, making you less likely to be promoted. The only people who benefit from it are the sort of well connected people who had hundreds of friends and relatives in life. If you're alone, then it's worthless.

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Why would I need a job when I own 2 businesses and am starting a third this year?
I also don’t care about LinkedIn when I hire. 2/3 of my employees were referred to me. & the other 1/3 I just hire good looking sales people that know how to close a deal and interview well.

I'm a CTO. I don't have a Linked in.

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Imagine holding her underwater until she starts panicking and you have to push harder

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Same bullshit social bullying as always. The bullies got mad because they can't enforce social rules after high school. Well guess what? FUCK YOU

USD

linkedin is completely pointless. The only people who are on that site are transparently fake people out of a job and desperately looking for work. It's just desperate people in a massive circlejerk, thinking that if they inflate each other enough, they'll make it. No serious job is obtained through linkedin. Those are not real connections, not real "networking".

Meh it’s mostly wagies on there humble bragging about their “achievements” in the work place like promotion to senior wage cuck