/smg/ - stock market general

BASED BRAD SHERMAN edition
(cryptocücks hate him lmao)

>Clip: Sherman argues Fed is printing money to "shareholders"

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>Bullshit about the most hated people in the US: Congress

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FUCK I have had some paper hands this week.

Recommend me some stocks to recoup my losses Zig Forums

No, reddit, that's MY Horse

Lol

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is it risky to buy into a company thats stock price hit below march covid drop?

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The horse has dumped harder and harder every day at around this time this past week but has pumped harder when markets close. We are going above $20 tonight my friends.

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>WKHS bagholders

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anything interesting today besides the workhorse stuff?

BLNK

FUCK YOU RH ADD BLNK TO TOP MOVERS ALREADY

You aight, horse boy...

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interview lady isn't calling me boys.......

ktov puts?

Not so fast, fren

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Got your stable ready horse, stall 18.50.

Bought another 10k fuck it. Holding 135000 long

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Have $WKHS?
Want even more fucking money?
Why not write 7/17 $30c for literally free money?
Sure it might get called away if it reaches $30 but did you really lose money?

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What's the fair value of Tesla? Seems like nobody knows what value is supposed to be worth.

call her bro. seal it up. leave a nice message. It looks really good on you.

>puts on a $1 stock

Any CAML fags waiting for a rise with me?

My average is $2.92 bitch.

explain what you mean to my smooth brain

10k

WKHS RSI about to pass 50
MACD trend line just crossed into uptrend
pressure is upward
small resistance at the .50 marks
volume up significantly in the last 20 minutes

>that absolutely fuck huge buy volume
this thng isn't dumping ever
slow ride to $100 end of year

I don't hold any shares though just options

>There are people in this thread that unironically think NKLA isn't a scam

Fucking look at this shit. There are hundreds of these tweets.

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>$WKHS

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Its already been pumped why would it pump further?

Some entity is buying it up after hours. If they decide to dump, we're all fucked. Unless you bought under 8USD.

WKHS taking aim at 18 resistance and should reach 18.50 quickly after

>Only 9K up on horse today if it doesn't pump into close

The tragedy

Well if the rumors are true youll be a very rich man. Otherwise youre gonna lose a lot of money.

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Iv bought into tankers last week. Tel me something nice.

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kek what the fuck

I hate chinks

The gaps will be filled eventually.

BLNK is gaining traction as legit standalone charging station provider. They have agreements with major business for future charging stations and even sell them for home use through IKEA. They plan on having 7000 charging stations in the US by the end of the year. With all the hype over EVs it only makes sense that BLNK would ride the wave with them. While there hasn’t been any news coming out of BLNK recently, they’re getting a lot of looks when people research EVs.

I bought in at 11, sold at 18.5, then rebought back in more heavily at 17.8. I'm kinda pissed about not just buying in at 16.5 though.

Oh god the onions that is oozing from that image, I'm going to grow tits.

Riding the wave of EV companies

I feel the same friend, was at 8k before faggot time and now i;m only 5k

Really hoping BLNK moons in AH. I bought WKHS at $13.70 and sold it at $19.50 only to dump it all in to BLNK. Give me some hope, anons. This crabbing is killing me.

Im still surprised theyve stayed so high. Wanted to write puts (last i saw some had a 33% return so long as the stock doesnt fall) on them but the moment they tumble id be screwed hard.

wkhs - 40 per seems reasonable till more news rolls down. I mean hell that's still cheap as fuck considering Nokia hit 90 on nothing but an idea... Be sweet if this hits 90 if they get the contract.

>He didn't buy the last horsie dip of the century

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>TA

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that was stupid
get it back and dump it back into WKHS

is it the template they give you when you preorder?
Like when you use a website to send someone an email, and in generates a generic bullshit message that says "your friend NAME wants to share something amazing with you!"

I just reserved a #NikolaBadger! Don’t let the beautiful design fool you, this first of its kind, BEV/FCEV pickup truck is built to outperform any electric truck on the market. Join the #BadgerFierce community by reserving yours today. #NikolaBadgerReservation

nigger have yucky hair and yucky skin and itty bitty brains inside their misshapen craniums

also buy WKHS

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Do I dump my GLD puts at close or ride over night? What are the asians, jews, and europeans going to do it before we re-open tomorrow.

alright horsefuckers whats your profit taking point?

enjoy bleeding out

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BLNK IS THE NEXT RUN. DONT MISS OUT

I can't believe you guys didn't listen

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What are predictions for WKHS AH likewise with BLNK

What in the absolute fuck

Nokia had more than an idea mate.

First for MSFT.

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>Billy bob's profile pic

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>don't get paid until tomorrow
>money won't hit portfolio until Thursday
WHAT IF I MISS OUT ON BLNK

$70M in shares being bought at $19/share

No mealy-mouthing. Give it to me straight fellas. Who is the biggest competitor of Tesla. The eTron, Workhorse or Nikola?

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Fuk it bro

20k avg .69
115k avg 1.19

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Should I get back into KTOV overnight?

Only have the 1 day trade slot left

looks like it's going to head straight back up tomorrow?

not until 2 weeks from now

When I stop having to roll my covered calls to a higher strike to keep it otm on a daily basis

That's not how that works dumb fuck.

You're that guy with a gorillion REFR right?

Ford

HOLDING MSFT AND FB CALLS

I'm right there with ya user. I only have access to $1600 of my cash. The other $2k is held up in RH's bullshit until tomorrow. On the bright side though if BLNK does soar today it won't be too late to jump in. The upward trend is just getting started.

>is it the template they give you when you preorder?
I considered that but I've seen other versions of it. They may have actually hired some firm to make all these tweets.

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Shill me some divvie stocks boys

all in on TVIX lads, good luck bulls

unironically nio

hush

checked and WKHS is the only competitor with any actual fundamentals

Yes sold off above 5. Looking for KTOV to do a REFR so I can have that cool half milly

Fuck it, selling 7/17 $15p. 26% is just too good to pass up and there's no way $WKHS is staying below 15 ever with this type of EV market sentiment and news.

What are you doing???

WTF GUYS SNSS user SAID SNSS WAS GOING TO MORE THAN TEN X BY NOW!!! ITS CLOSE TO AN ALL TIME LOW!!

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>he hasnt sold out of workhorse yet

Thanks for the advice, guess im too socially retarded to even think of that. Looks like another week of cares act neet bux

Well best of luck, I wouldn't be my money on a biotech though

Tomorrow is the big day for TSLA. Enjoy the party.

Admit it, you sold at 16.5, didn't you?

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maybe i'll just take my horsie money and put it in TSLA once I finally sell most of it since tesla apparently can't lose

I got 1000$ to invest.
Give me your best meme stock of the week

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BLNK! Now's a perfect price to buy too.

This is your courtesy reminder to SELL OIL as sentiment is currently turning AGAINST OIL

LMAO, NKLA also hired Shaq to shill their truck.

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All in on XELA. Thank me tomorrow.

Buy $NK 8/21 calls, thank me later.

blnk pls

Wtf REFR bro you told me to buy the dip

TSLA

Buying meme stocks isn't investing.

Wirecard

BLNK

probably Ford and BMW. Toyota soon maybe.

no problem, I got calls back last year from big F100 corps doing this. make sure to sound like you're just checking in.
>something something I'm sure it's a bit hectic during these times blah blah

What is happening tomorrow? I'd have to get in it with fractional shares.

check out OLN, its my preferred divvy and swing stock lately

I just got 60 shares of WKHS @ 17 . Will there be a lambo In my future?

Can shaq fit into a little cuckvehicle?

I like the meme of Workhorse competing with Tesla as it is driving up the market, but in reality it competes with tesla as much as bluebird buses compete with a ford fiesta. Last mile delivery is not the same thing as ̶c̶o̶c̶k̶s̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶u̶t̶e̶ commuting on a tesla.
For the consumer market, VAG and Ford+Fomoco's partners are looking pretty strong, although mind you they've got hybrids and engines in the works for the better part of a decade that they still have to put out on the market.

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someone did
wish I had more cash in RH to throw at this but I'm at 225 shares now

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Long term yeah, rn no we're gonna go back down to $6 before working up again

Come 7/17 us horsebros will be divided into two groups: the people who bet against the contract with their calls and the people who held

you've been saying this about Bitcoin since 2017 about the $3000 gap

No, but you might get a decent grand or two.

>wait all day to buy blnk
>finally get it at 5.55
>drops immediately to 5.44
Why can't I get one fucking victory this week? What the fuck is going on?

What's good about it? Will it race like a horse?

oh and like dating, make sure to note that you would like to reschedule. big P2P sales tip, if it's a smaller corp give two options/ranges, not more. pick your two favorites and allow them reply with something better.

You’ll be fine. I have 400 shares at 5.62

Volkswagen, any other answer is wrong

>bers

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO poor little Turtlespear will never escape his McJob now! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH pathetic!

Sell off hours.

Hey man same. I have 285 at $5.62. It'll hit $6 EOD and $7 before market opens tomorrow.

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>tfw bought at 6.23

>Meme companies milking the EV hype
>Competitors

Its been on a downward trend since 10am. It will probably explode overnight.

what are you betting on user? is there news coming?

I thought I was buying the dip opening a tanker position and grabbing STNG at 15 when it was 25 at peak tankermeme

Hold me anons I'm financially ruined

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I wouldn't be surprised if Ford end up having as many electric vehicles on the road as Tesla but considering they're just sitting quietly electrifying their existing range and not putting out big flashy flagship EVs I don't think they'll be making big waves in EV stocks

>I'M GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE YOU'LL SEE THIS STOCK WILL TOTALLY NOT DROP

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You forgot the people who will be making money either way with selling puts

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I just reserved a #NikolaBadget! Don't let the beautiful design fool you, this first of its kind, BEV/FCEV pickup truck is built to outperform any electric truck on the market. Join the #BadgetFierce community by reserving yours today. #NikolaBadgerReservation #NKLA #TSLA #WKHS

>Nikola's "marketing consultant" gets 10 shares of stock (worth $650 at current prices) for every reservation made.

How the fuck is this even profitable for them? They're spending more on making fake tweets about their truck than they are getting from the reservations.
To be fair, no one can fit in their because it doesn't exist outside of a drawing.

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Welcome to the club.
see:

E-explode? user I'm already frightened, I hope you mean that as a good thing.

2B and Visas Marr and Sisters Green have given me such a fucking massive silk blind fetish it's ridiculous

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>You’ll be fine

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IMAGINE NOT BUYING SWBI
SWBI isn't just some meme company, its a well known gun manufacturer with over a billion dollar market cap.
Everyone told you to buy it weeks ago.
IMAGINE NOT BUYING.

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Car delieveries are getting released, which will also show how TSLA performed in Q2.

Tsla is already shifting delieveries to customers living closer to the factory and cucking other customers just for the Q2 moon mission.

>VW
i was a little hesitant to say this. In the future, i'm sure, but isn't BMW more appropriate based on pricing?

faggot

Someone post buy/sell wall on BLNK please

It's kind of fucking surreal seeing anons post their buys of WKHS at these levels when I had been accumulating from $1.50 to $3. Is this what making it feels like?

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Is a cashaccount fucking retarded?

We all kniw who it is lads.


Dare I say? The SOLO company. Lmao just fucking kidding. Anyone have that pic of the wojak in the SOLO cuckmobile?

>mfw 100 shares @ 5.50
Man, I hope you're right. I hate seeing line go down but then again I've scored ~$600 every day since last week so I might be a bit spoiled.

are there any reports or anything being released tomorrow or is it thursday for all that stuff?

glad i bought in at $5

.

Publicly owned gun companies are all shit. I want to buy into Hipoint and PSA for maximum SHALL.

Tesla and VW are racing to $20k.

I guess 17.45 is where is horse is gonna close today. Horse closes where they want

Is there any hard evidence that BLNK will be used by USPS if they decide on an EV or is this all speculation?

Sometimes the winning move is to buy and sell both puts and calls and stocks

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ygmi fren :o)

My broker literally asked me if I knew what I was doing trying to replicate that. Not gonna risk it.

Alright but this better at least get me a 5% gain

Shut up bitch

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LMAO BEARS TRAPPED
BEARS TRAPPED

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looks like a mess

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Maybe it's just a way of insulating from liability. Get an independent marketing consultant, set up this little arrangement to funnel them money on a per-reservation basis, your hands are clean. The consultant takes on the potential backlash of setting up the bullshit reservations.

You know it bro

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NAAAAASDAAAAAAAQ

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