Mfw last time I was into picrelated was 1 year and half ago

this is disgusting, why would you throw your life away just to stick your meat popsicle in a smelly salmon hole? think about it

Sucks to be straight

does anyone else think it's weird how close the vagina is to the anus? how embarrassing.

Then acquire monies and hire one.
That one is attractive. There are far, far, FAR worse ones out there.

>1y/o
Underage

>TFW almost 35

The only virgin you know with an 8 pack, 17 years of lifting impeccable diet and a medical device sales job that can’t into women.

if you've had sex with more than 3 people you probably have HPV.

Why are they being so rough with that Horse's eye

Been 3 months for me thinking of downloading tinder

what am i looking at here?

what is this?

smells nice, feels like heaven, tastes delicious. i love eating pussy so much.

Real life pussy sure is disgusting to look at

thats a weird looking dick

>vaginal opening isnt sealed shut like fort knox
W H O R E
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Not if it’s 20mg of Adderall and death grip edging over hairy vagina, femdom porn.

>haven't had sex in 6 years
>no desire to have sex, have a girlfriend, or start a family

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MODS!

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

You're probably a fag.

Quite possibly my favorite pasta to date. Good reheated with sauce the following day.

each of access bro
>he doesn't tongue-punch her balloon knot
ngmi

you could just pay for it. if you go top shelf it's the best time you'll have with a woman. dinner, a show, then eat her pussy and fuck her silly.

No, just autistic enough to get people scratching their heads before they see how far I am on the spectrum. Add untreated, chronic depression to it and never leaving the house to do anything but work, shop, run errands or train and boom; no china walls.

No, that’s money that wouldn’t be spent on new dress shirts, protein powder, steak and chainlink.

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you can't take those with you user. live a little, fuck a 9.

fucked 80 escorts. Tested for all possible STDs imaginable.

None found.

You just have to NOT BE AN IDIOT