>go to walmart self check out
>scan 1 item
>put 3 items in bag
>scan item on wrong side so it doesnt detect
>put item in bag
>put savings into chainlink
anyone else here /based/?
Go to walmart self check out
Grayson Ross
Noah Peterson
>buying things other than chainlink
>based
pick one
Jose Price
Doesn't it weigh your bags and balance with the combined weight of purchased items? Why are you stealing low value grocery items? At least shoplift some nice designer clothing or something.
Wyatt Jones
It's all game theory stuff now anons because security costs are too high for them to monitor every single item. So they cut costs in other ways. Supermarkets approximate the weight of meat but round the price for instance.
Gavin Reed
It’s based off of weight. You can only do this if you make it look like you scanned item and just put item in bagging area without scanning. It’s not really worth it . If you get caught just say you thought it scanned. This is nigger tier behavior though. If you want a rush, buy a tv during Black Friday then use your receipt to return a tv that’s in the store (your tv is at home, while you return and get a refund for the returned in-store television) this only works for certain things and may not work anymore . If you return too many things to get put on a list where you aren’t allowed to return items in that store w/ your name. It’s a temporary list. You do it during BUSY TIMES so that you are just another customer “in the system”. Do it too much and you will get targeted by police . They’ll get you for traffic violations etc
Angel Richardson
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Ryder Wilson
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Ethan Evans
If you got to nigger items just so you can buy 30 stinkies you're not gonna make it
Gabriel Powell
>Designer clothing
>Wal-Mart
Owen Reyes
In my country there are supermarkets with these kind of small scammers that you take with you and you scan every item. Then later you put the scanner into the scanner holding place and you pay for your stuff. No weighing or anything like that. Just once in a while there is a "check" where the employee comes to check if you scanned every item. If you didn't, you won't get that little chocolate bar.
Levi Turner
>self checkout
>buying avocados
>select potatoes instead
>weigh 4 avocados, only cost $2
>checkout wagie none the wiser
Hunter Carter
>checkout wagie none the wiser
As if they give a shit
Thomas Edwards
Based. Why didn't I think of this?
Julian Edwards
I'm pretty sure the store is onto me for doing this, literally had a cashier watching me like a hawk and calling me out for not scanning frozen fruits last night.
Jose Thomas
>go to Walmart
>cute black cashier at the check out
>she looks still in her teens but whatever
>try to be funny/interesting
>"looks like they still have slave labor at this place"
>she gives me a confused look and ignores me.
>double down like an alpha, louder this time
>"looks like they still have slave labor at this place!"
>old man behind me frowns. The cashier looks visibly disgusted now
>"That'll be $15.48, sir."
>I pretend to not hear her
>refuse to pay until she acknowledges my joke.
>"Sir? You are holding up the line."
>the old man behind me looks like he is about to say something
>scream NIGGER off the top of my voice and bolt out of the store as fast as I can
>never go back there
James Nguyen
yeah I used to have to watch self checkouts all the time and id just be on my phone while people stole shit regularly
Charles Rogers
All clothes is designed
Ian King
never had this problem. I dont think they have scales in my area.
>save 150$ a week on groceries
>been using that to DCA into link for the past 2 years with an average buy of 1.12
>tfw 13.9k stinkers on walmart's dime
Jack Butler
he based
Chase Williams
Based retard
Dylan Baker
>bananas @ target
>$0.19 by the each
Live off 8 bananas for 2 cents a piece
Tired of winning yet?
Juan King
Hello, Based Department? Yes operator I'll hold.
Dylan Perry
>literally shoplifting from Walmart like trailer trash wiggers
Based? More like cringe as fuck. None of you stupid faggots will ever make it if you're this poor and stupid. Do you ever think about how your life ended up, where you're literally shoplifting from Walmart like a fucking nigger? Have you no shame?
Connor Kelly
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST STEAL FROM THE HECKIN WALMARTINOOS DIDNT YOU KNOW SCHLOMO GOLDSTEIN NEEDS THAT MONEY TO FUND HIS 29TH YACHTERINOOOO
Zachary Nguyen
BASED
Julian Mitchell
10/10
Owen Foster
upvote
James Reed
my walmart has cameras overhead so when there's an error they replay your scanning in slow motion for the checkout clerks to see
David Foster
>>go to walmart
stopped reading right there
Josiah Morales
Wow.... So this is the power of Link holders...
So you're cool with nigs looting shit, right? I mean, you're obviously not any better than them.
Jason Powell
based
David Torres
please. do it fast and they don't notice at all, especially for the larger items. just act like you know what you're doing and they won't confront you.
Evan Campbell
I do it at Sam's club. Take out the scanner and miss one or two items for plausible deniability if I get caught. Probably only stole about $100 total so far over about 6 months. Never tried Walmart as they pay too much attention with too many fail-safes.
The first time was an accident and I am a God fearing Christian but I do not see it as a crime anymore. Niggers are literally buying a hundred dollars in crab legs on my tax dollars while proceeding to destroy public property and blame me. These corporations are at the same time supporting these people while making me scan my own groceries so they can avoid paying a kid $8 an hour and use it for share buybacks.
When you're the only person still playing by the rules you're a sap. It's a broken society and take what you can from this fucked up system.
James Jones
When did it become like this? I’m old and I remember as a kid like 25-30 years ago it still felt like a high trust society. Was I just naive?
Brayden Clark
>arrested at shartmart over a package of cookies and bag of chips
Yep you're a linky
Mason Cruz
I bet this guy has at least 10k LINK too
Christopher Thomas
Parker Fisher
When demographics shifted from a majority white country. There is no trust or unity in a mixed race society which is what they wanted. It prevents labor unions and uprisings like Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. Why should any white person keep playing by the rules when you have a quarter of the population too stupid and violent to follow them getting publicly embraced by the government and corporations for it.
Jeremiah Reed
kek this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen an inbred Zig Forumstard post