how will you explain it to your future wife?
How will you explain it to your future wife?
Gabriel Long
Parker Smith
What's the used cars scam?
Gavin Nguyen
based
kys newfag
Dylan Davis
if u glo u kno
Luke Bailey
>explaining business and finances to your wife
Am currently married and I manage all the finances.
Jason Wood
is it carvertical KEK
Cooper Richardson
Money go KACHING KACHING SUCK MY DICK BITCH
Juan Richardson
You invested in a promising b2b tech startup. You really think they're interested in hearing more than that?
Alexander Reed
Easton Brown
>So let me get this straight: you started browsing an autistic anime forum for investment advice when you noticed a lot of posts about a... cube? you liked the shape of the cube so you put your net worth into these cube tokens, and some guy named ass blaster told you it would be the best financial decision of your life and you believed him? other people didn’t invest in the cube tokens because there were other shapes of tokens like circles and squares they chose to invest in? how did you know the cube tokens weren’t a scam? YOU DIDN’T and you just “liked the memes”?? that’s how you financed this vineyard, with cube tokens? and the cube tokens are still earning you money? I just don’t get it but I’m glad you do honey, do you want to fuck me, Kate’s, or Sophi’s ass tonight?
Levi Gray
keked
Jacob Johnson
>user, you have such odd, but unique and interesting taste in artwork... what does any of it even means?
>it's about the duality of forces that drive the world and our lives, order and chaos, highs and lows, a reminder of being humble in the good times and remaining strong in the bad, it holds a very profound meaning to me personally, memories from my youth... of the strong friendships formed back in the day, that made me who I am now... it taught me a lot when I was still nothing, when I had nothing... and today here I am... a humble billionaire, a beloved world leader, a philanthropist, all of my life now is only a result of materialistic possessions and political influence... but the only wealth I truly cherish will always be the life lessons and emotional bonds held within that painting... the friends made along the way... those we lost in the difficult times... now this... is priceless
>oh so it's a bit like ying and yang?
>umm... yes you could say that...
>cool
Jayden Adams
>boi pussy
Austin Ross
>wow that's great user sounds like you got really lucky with that!
>but uhm... i mean, you do have some like skills right? or a business or like... connections? i mean... how are you going to provide for us in the future? you don't think you'll get lucky again, do you?
Blake Mitchell
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Benjamin Smith
That’s why I bought you those knee pads for your birthday.
Noah Flores
Eli Torres
Hunter Brown
Based
Austin Nelson
Angel Morris
DMM/DMG lol
Mason Rodriguez
William Long
>future wife
imagine getting rich only to marry a woman, so she can divorce and keep half your chainlink gains
Thomas Nelson
You know what they say
If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it
Elijah Jackson
Most women don't care about the ins and outs of the money. They care that the money turns into status and things.
Hudson White
Cause they're too retarded to comprehend them. If I had the opportunity to speak with a self made millionaire I would be interested in the way he made his money even if it wouldn't help me at all, just out of curiosity.
Luke Lopez
I'm looking forward to it. One day I'm just going to sit my wife down, and open up a 5 hour long powerpoint presentation that I made that documents chainlink from 2017 until present day. I'm going to tell her about our boy Sergey. Assblaster. The memes, the fud, the breadcrumbs, everything. And at the end of the presentation I'll tell her that I have a fat link stack and that our life is going to change
Mason Gray
>he doesnt know
Robert Richardson
oh yeah forgot
>future wife
you fucking retard hope you neck yourself after you lose half of it
Luis Cook
Alcoholics get the rope
Xavier Ortiz
Never tell anybody how much money you have.
Dominic Myers
My future wife hasn't even been born yet. I think bitcoin will be important history in 18 years
Owen Allen
pretty based aside from those appearing to be biological women