/smg/ - Stock Market General

wow you're very smart, Timmy

Invest it all into wkhs dummy

Xth for Electric Tulip Vehicles

Mexicans

Another poll. How many stocks do you all own?

strawpoll.me/20494636

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I do that too. Sometimes when an order fills lower than expected I buy some random calls with those awkward couple hundred leftover bucks.

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Of course I drive a Tesla Roadster, how did you know?

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How about learning TA and FA?

Dollar cost average strong companies and chill.. stop trading so much?

Continued from last thread. Trying to get an idea but I think I have too many different things in my portfolioand watchlist.

Stocks, options, or watchlist size too long or just right for you?
strawpoll.me/20494705

Watchlist length?
strawpoll.me/20494829

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>this is a bubble!
>said people in 1996 shorting the market 4 years before it crashed
don't be this retard

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Go aggressive on selling options. Just make bets. A stock can only go up down or stay the same. Do credit spreads and you account for 2 of those. Just have some balls and don't be a pussy

unironically this. get yourself some ETFs and enjoy life!!

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lmao this autistic gook thinks SOLO can partner with Tesla. god I hope hes right.
youtube.com/watch?v=oP8RIVtCv8g

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You jump around too much from field to field and try random shit and if it doesn't work out on the first try you do some other random shit. Is that right?

The real gigachad DMCA'd of bunch of edits on Google images

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am i to late for the NIO bus

Maybe he doesn't like being CEO of racism

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>>Links for Bears
>suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>sprc.org/
>afsp.org/
>nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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>TA

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They better extend the unemployment benefits or say goodbye to your gains.

That's just an average July 4th in the south.

Thanks, now the TArds will shit up the thread again. Well done, faggot.

kek I wish I could somehow see his reaction to seeing that

fuck

you

buddy

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stop gambling you retard, stick a good chunk of your money into SPY or other ETFs and let them sit. You don't need to have 100% gains in a week, you're just asking to lose money that way.

BROS WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE TELL ME LMND WAS GOING TO SKY ROCKED. WE COULD'VE BEEN RICH LITERALLY HAD THE BEST IPO IN HISTORY

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I've got 300. At this point I'm in for the long haul. We'll see how their cancer drug turns out. Even if they don't announce anything new until Q1 of next year, if the treatment works, I'll make money on it.

>he thinks anyone here actually know what they're doing
Boy u gun lrn 2day.

yes those are, but im worried it could happen here.

what about pic related, is this bullish for TSLA?

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Yeah good luck getting into a fucking IPO. They always dump btw.

based elon, would for sure bone ghislaine

>You don't need to have 100% gains in a week
Buying calls on my calls on my puts as we speak

Short LMND.

>soÿlo
>the vehicuckle

how will they pull their cuck shed if that cuck cart has no trailer hitch?

>Yeah good luck getting into a fucking IPO. They always dump btw.
yeah.. usually come out the gate pumping or dumping for a few months then reverse.. then dump for awhile.. it's almost like watching the same movie over and over